I had just recently downloaded the Tinder app on my phone. It was getting to a point in my life where I needed to experience a romantic (or even sexual) relationship. I uploaded some photos and background information. But I wasn’t expecting much. For one, I wasn’t (and still not) the most attractive guy around. But, for the hell of it, I opened up the app one day. And, lo and behold, there was a message waiting for me. Fr...