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Oh, I don't know You all, but I still owe this beautiful lady her birthday gift. Please a Moscato for her on my bill!

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Hello, IMNH Welcome! I'm Kimmi, and my Spanking Club is always looking for special guest spankers, if you are ever interested.

Have a wonderful Tuesday, y'all.

Hi, Kimmi and thanks for the welcoming message. I would LOVE to be there, as either a spanker or a spankee :)

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Welcome,

I'm the resident ancient lion, call me Fuzzy or Carl. I've been known around these parts for doling out Jameson special reserve and a few morning tunes before taking care of a friend's furry hoofs and assorted animals. Speaking of fur balls the rest of the 'gang' wasn't happy with me posting only Tom and Jerry so here the gang waiting their morning treats

Hi, Carl! Thank you too. I'm sure I'll see you around here. Poor Tom and Jerry's balls :P

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Love a good slow start. It's like caressing one's self. Take it easy and work out that beautiful body, girl! Enjoy it!

I'll have a Jasmine Tea, please!

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457. Guys, I understand we want to let them go ahead a bit, but let's not let them go too ahead, right? ;)

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I believe we’ve bumped into each other in other forum posts and such, but I’m Kat and I try to poke my head in the bar whenever I get a chance. Sometimes I need to just check on the Todds, other times I’m here for a beverage or to share a story. This is a friendly bunch here. We joke and tease, but we also support each other through tough shit.

Helping myself to a glass of Moscato because

A) it’s 5:00 somewhere

B) I have successfully finished round four of chemo and I have a good feeling I might be done (will know June 21)

C) I can drink again!

If y’all haven’t checked out my new series, give it a shot. All stories in the series will be less than 3000 words and the first part seems to be attracting attention. The First Time Chronicles (see my signature line for the link, I’m on my phone without my reading glasses).

Happy Monday all y’all.

We have crossed each other in several threads (mainly Man vs Women, though), but thanks for the fresh intro.

I'll have a Moscato with Kat! We need to celebrate reasons A, B and C! (I didn't know all that, I'm sorry you went through all that, and glad it's possibly over)

I'll read ALL your stories, as soon as I can (there are quite a few just give me time )

Have a great week, everyone!

It would depend on the Country. If ready for an electric car, electric. (I hope I'll have one, one day)

Seducing or being seduced?

I'm not sure there's a question hanging, so I'll make one:

Have you ever masturbated so much it hurt (but of course you also loved it)?

502 - Good morning everyone! It ALREADY IS a good week

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Masterpiece!

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Kind of obsessed with this green 😍

And with all the reason. It suits you PERFECTLY.

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Loose women? LOOSE WOMEN??? You're looking for… loose women?

You've come to the right place, son. Welcome!

Also a bunch of screw-loose men.

Hey there. I'm James, but everyone hereabouts calls me … Bear. Because I am – a Canadian Polar Bear, that is, apex predator, furry fury – and Bear-tender in Rumps, the greatest bar within these four walls!

What would you like to be called, stranger? I presume you'd rather not be called later for breakfast.

Sorry I'm answering only now, but I've been busy on the weekend (as usual)

Hi, Bear! It's great to meet you. I'm IMNewHere :P Because when I made the account, well, I was new here But you call me Giuseppe (my real name) or, if it's too hard, just call me anything you want ;)

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Well, if we're doing intros, I'm Seeker aka The Ape, sometimes known to go by Scott. I live to write, drink tea, and hang out in disreputable online bars. As a bisexual, I am into loose women, loose men and, most of all, loose change (it's expensive to hang out in this joint all the time). I also run a café on Stories Space, our sister site for non-erotic writing.

Good evening, all. Whiskey on the rocks, please. CC will do nicely.

Hi Seeker! I love your life: writing, tea and disreputable online bars sounds like a dream life!

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Hello. I am Kistin. I scribble the occasional story and am the proprietor of Stall Three in the Ladies Lounge. It is a full service sapphic spa and art gallery. Yes, it is bigger on the inside. I have no loose women among my clientele, though some arrive that way. You are not invited.

In consolation, you will find the bar a lovely place to dissipate a paycheck without even noticing. Aside from the usual colorful riff-raff, there is Drunk Guy in the corner, but don't bother looking. His wallet is the only thing dry about him. There are also two oiled and muscled Todd's in Storeroom Four. They answer to Kat and Kimmi's every Kneed & Kommand, but ask for an intro if interested, 'cause you never know.

Top of paper advice: Don't fuck with Terence. Really don't fuck with Miss Pixel. Everyone else is fairly harmless.

Welcome. Have fun.

Hi Kistin. Everytime I saw a post of yours on the forums (pretty often) I wondered if it was Kistin or a typo at the moment of creating your account. Love to finally know the answer (and that it was not a typo). Nice to meet you!

Can I not even go take a peek in the Stall? Pretty please!

As for the bar, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to dissipate my paycheck and probably more... Once I get obsessed with something, I'm dangerous to myself!

Also, thanks for the advice and the welcoming messages, everyone :)

Barman! whistles A beer to start the day in the right mood!

No. (Way too many people could see :P)

Have you?

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Right (window side).

During sex: top or bottom?

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(I feel it for you. You - and any woman - shouldn't go for all of that).

Mmm it's nothing tragic, but since I was pretty young (under 18) I felt like it was the end of the world. Here it comes.

The date was at, let's say, 7pm, to have a walk, then go for an ice cream or something, something simple. So I show at the place where we should have met at 7pm and she's not there. Nothing strange, she used to arrive some minutes late. I sit on a bench and wait. 5, 10 minutes, 15... 30 minutes, I start to get worried. At that point I have called her a few times, but got no answer. I start walking through the square to see if she's around, maybe doing some errand that has her late, or if someone has seen her and spot 3-4 friends we had in common. I put all of them "in charge" of different positions: one at the kiosk, one at the start of the avenue and so on... if anyone saw her, I'd know it. At 8pm, still no news... 8.15 I see a car I think to know, but it's not the right one. 8.30 she's at the meeting point. 1h30min late.

For a minute I thought about killing her, but I was too much in love...

If you were single (in case you aren't) how would you search for a partner (if you would)? (Tinder, going out at bars, any other alternative...)

Mmm tough one. It would depend on what dish it's going with. I'll go with sweet potato. (potato potato is better fried)

Terminology: aubergine or eggplant? 😇

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Well, I don't have any first date any more But If I did, it would depend on the girl, the place, the time, the weather... several factors. (Anyway it would be casual, a first date will never be at a 5star anything)

What's your ideal first date? :)

Never seen the latter. So easy choice

Text chat or video chat?

The one I own right now

What's your most recent purchase (of any kind)?

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