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INNOCENTMISERY
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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The only time I have trouble logging in is when I just hit enter after typing my password instead of actually clicking on 'logon'.
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Your entire family is in my thoughts and prayers in this time of need.
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Quote by sassycheergirl
Sharon wishes Stu would kidnap her and have his way with her.
Are you positive that's a groundless lie? LOL.
Anyway.....
Sassy is planning on taking over the world and making us all her sex slaves.
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"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
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Quote by LusciousLolaQuote by INNOCENTMISERY
Happy Birthday Lola.....Don't have TOO much fun
Is there really such a thing?
Good point.....I guess the only way you could have too much fun is if it ended up costing everyone here on Lush our beloved Lola.
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Not sure yet, but might be hooking up with my ex for a lil bit of fun. 
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NORMAL: Wednesday, May 11, 2050
Seconds left to live...1,260,263,230 and counting
Wow....I'll be a month and a half away from turning 71.
PESSIMISTIC: Saturday, March 19, 2033
Seconds left to live...719,225,950 and counting.
SADISTIC: Monday, May 11, 2015
Seconds left to live...155,724,800 and counting.
OPTIMISTIC: Saturday, July 26, 2064
Seconds left to live...1,708,678,800 and counting.
I'd be 4 days short of 85.
Seconds left to live...1,260,263,230 and counting
Wow....I'll be a month and a half away from turning 71.
PESSIMISTIC: Saturday, March 19, 2033
Seconds left to live...719,225,950 and counting.
SADISTIC: Monday, May 11, 2015
Seconds left to live...155,724,800 and counting.
OPTIMISTIC: Saturday, July 26, 2064
Seconds left to live...1,708,678,800 and counting.
I'd be 4 days short of 85.
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Oh Hell no. That's why I refuse to travel by train. I'll stick with airplanes and buses, thank you very much.
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I'm throwing a Stanley Cup party tonight, so in addition to the various snacks I'll be serving.....
the main courses will be Chicago-style deep dish pizza and Philly cheesesteaks.
the main courses will be Chicago-style deep dish pizza and Philly cheesesteaks.
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Quote by HoneyBee000Quote by Hanging_Dead
Food wise, most definitely red velvet cake....
In general, dancing naked in the rain.
What's red velvet cake HD?
[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/JSHEP666/Non-Wrestling/redvelvetcake2.jpg[/IMG]
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Cypress Hill - 'Hits From The Bong'
I don't smoke.....Just playing a lot of Cypress Hill since today's B-Real's 40th birthday.
I don't smoke.....Just playing a lot of Cypress Hill since today's B-Real's 40th birthday.
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Quote by DamonXQuote by INNOCENTMISERY
This question immediately reminded me of the movie Clerks.....this scene in particular.....
I was actually thinking about the exact same thing when I made this thread.
"You've sucked thirty six dicks!?"
One of my favorite movies of all-time. That movie has actually helped me through quite a lot since I first saw it back in 1995.
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Never talked to her, and have only talked to you once or twice, but my thoughts and prayers are with you all.
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Quote by Loislane
Jager bombs gets you drunk and keeps you awake...(craving)...I had one of my most hilarious nights on jager bombs(giggles)
That's why I don't drink Jagerbombs. I just drink Jager straight up.
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Quote by Kayte7
Property of Jagermeister.
shot department
I've never even had the stuff. I heard it tastes like black licorice? Ick.
MMMMM Jager.....:drools:
Sorry.....Homer Simpson moment there.
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Quote by Remington
Lush is my guilty pleasure. No one, except a select couple of people no about this.
We're all guilty of that.
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Quote by LadyX
watching Wonder Pets
Wonder Pets!
Wonder Pets!
We're on our way
To help a friend
And save the day
We're not too big
And we're not too tough
But when we work together
We've got the right stuff
Go, Wonder Pets, ya'ay!
Ugh. I watched way too much kids' TV with my ex while she was babysitting.
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I don't know why, but I could eat lasagna all day every day.....especially my homemade lasagna.
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My only escape from football world cup fever is on Lush ha ha When will it end so I can meet new men again lol
The World Cup runs from June 11 - July 11, but WC fever will last a few months after it ends.
And not all men are caught up in WC fever. I know I'm not. I mean, I'll watch some of the games, but won't get overly excited.