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I’ll have a coffee please while I admire the new decor. 

I’ll be back later for a beer and put one for Kimmi and Darkside on my tab to help commiserate the loss of our Omnium badges as we didn’t write stories. 


As Jello Biafra sang, “that’s progress” I guess. 

Quote by JustAnotherSapphic

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what does EP stand for? The only version I know is Extended Play and that's for music.

Not a dumb question at all. It's Editor's Picks. Usually given to the top 3 in the competition.


Me, I'll have a gin and tonic cos it's Monday

I’ll join you in a bottle of Bucky. It’s been that sort of day 

Cheers everyone 


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I'm pretty sure this has already been reported, but one good, one bad report, both related.

First, the good. There is a facility for seeing ALL the stories in a series from any story of that series. I can't quite remember how to do it, but now that I know it's there, it will help immensely. However, unless the stories are numbered (Chapter 1, chapter 2, etc.) there's no chronology to the listing.

Now the bad. Although stories in a series are linked, they are not linked properly. One series I'm co-writing, "Sara Surrenders" has, I think, 10 chapters. When I clicked the "Continue Reading" button at the end of chapter 2, it took me to chapter 7.

Not optimal.

I know this is not a crucial thing, but please add it to the list of secondary or tertiary things to fix.

Thanks!

I think for a story site it is quite crucial.  If we are now a dating site, maybe not so critical. 


Also links between chapters that you haven’t made a series are not present. I have 6 chapters of Charlotte sometimes published. There is no linkage even though they were all linked before the move. I hadn’t made it a series as it was in the novels category and was clearly labelled chapter 1 etc. 


Also I thought in the old lush you had to have 3 stories to make a series so two part stories could not be serialised  now those links are missing too  


Also there is no read again button so if someone published part 3 of a series there is no easy way for a new reader to go back to part 1 and start at the beginning  

Hopefully full linkage will be restored soon. 

Thanks Seeker xx


Also while we’re on settings. I noticed I can set up when I get an email when various things occur. Message, profile comment, potential match etc but there isn’t an option for story comment. That would be the only one I’d be really interested in. Is this just an oversight?

"We are going to look at this, Admin"

How do you edit your forum signature?


Mine has links to my stories on the old site and I guess the address has changed as page not found comes up. Also the signature looks horrible and big and shouty. 


Not exactly up there in issues to fix but if anyone knows how to do it, I’d appreciate it

Hi I appreciate design issues will change later so I’m hoping the whole bastard offspring of Facebook and match.com is temporary 


But the biggie is the links for chapters of a series is missing which makes it harder for someone to find the next chapter of a series. Or it is missing on my stories. I checked chapter 5 of Charlotte sometimes. No link to chapter 6 or a read again link to chapter 4. 


"We have fixed the ordering for this so usability should be improved now, Admin"

The links for chapters of a series is missing which makes it harder for someone to find the next chapter of a series.  Or it is missing on my stories. I checked chapter 5 of Charlotte sometimes. No link to chapter 6 or a read again link to chapter 4. 

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I put the age range for "what I'm looking for" as between 100-100. Hopefully that'll filter that rubbish out as much as possible. I've also lost my badges and I'm not going to bother getting myself "verified."


The rating part seems to be okay on the actual stories, but viewing it in the overview of all your stories gives the lowest 

So as Jello Biafra sang, “That’s progress”


Not sure what the whole dating thing is… or Publishing where I live and my age. I think I’ve found where to turn them off. I hope. 


The quote button seems to work ok


Stories are a bit all over the place. Counting co authored ones and the votes have changed a bit. One of mine, in the library for example was a solid 5 but now down to 4.8

Only 6 stories on the home page isn’t great and some of the pictures are a bit cringe looking. 

Can’t make head more tail of how to recustomise settings and miss the timeline  the activity feed seems to show everything I’ve written too which I don’t need  there’s probably a button somewhere 

The upside is I can read the forum posts on my phone. 

All in all, I think I need a drink. A Jameson’s.  No ice. I’ll blow a kiss in the general direction of the bar bear if that’s ok. 😘

At school there were dinner ladies who served hot food in the canteen. If you brought a packed lunch to school you ate it in the lunch room.

At home it was dinner at tea time.

At the weekends it was lunch in the middle of the day on Saturday and dinner in the middle of the day on a Sunday.

Supper was what you ate before bed.
Sidling into the bar. Hi everyone, I’ve been away for a bit and haven’t read the last 20 pages or so so I hope everyone is well or getting better.
Me, I’ll have a coffee to warm me up on this typically Irish cold and damp summer’s day.

I know the comp is in full flow. Are we up to 100 entries yet? Some seriously good stories in there. If you fancy something a little different, I got chapter 4 of my teenage goth novel up. If you don’t trust my recommendation, Curvy gave it a severed blue thumb so you should listen to her lol
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Awww, sad news, James. I was really looking forward to watching her tonight when the finals are replayed in prime time.

I enjoyed last night's Olympics. Loved seeing Great Britain's synchronized divers win!

I need a stiff drink to dull the negative thoughts hitting me about my comp piece. Ugh. I have never cared about scores, but have really been sensitive lately to the littlest things. I pulled last comp story because of that, even though I started off feeling good about my story. Ugh. So mad at myself for letting a few down votes affect me. Somebody spank some sense into me, please!

I love the comradry with other authors in comps. I was happy with my story and want to stay happy with it regardless. Ugh. The struggle in my head with my critical voice is real!!



Hugging you Kimmi.. there are always a few arseholes downvoting on purpose in the comps. Don't let them get you down.
I'm trying to get my entry finished so i can make a start on reading the other entries. I find if I read the other entries before i write, I get disheartened and don't enter.

You'd better not pull your comp entry or I really will have to spank you
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I am on this like Ahab on Moby Dick.


So that’s what they meant when they shouted “there she blows” ?
Happy Half Century and enjoy the shiny new badge on your profile. Here’s to reading the next 50 stories ??♥️?
Congratulations Mr Wordsmith, a well deserved winner and I’m delighted you finally got to the top of the podium.
Congratulations to the rest of the Top 10 and I’m so pleased to see my story among them.

See you all at the next competition ?♥️??
So happy this story finally got the recognition it deserved. This was sexifying Kafka to the nth degree. So so happy for you ??♥️?
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all and big HUGS to those who need a few.

Just dropped in to to guilt trip all who have not yet gotten around to finishing their contest entry. As of a few minutes ago, there were 15 entries. The deadline for entering the contest is July 8. Last time I checked that was just over a week from now. (hint - hint)

Anybody want a drink?



Thanks for the timely reminder, Bill. I managed to grab some time and got my entry submitted. After some Mod discussion and a polite request to think again, I came up with a tamer version, though I'm not entirely sure if tamer is quite the word.

Still, as they say, what's the difference between erotic and kinky?.. erotic is using the feather while kinky is using the whole duck

For those of you with a penchant for bacon sandwiches, you might be advised to look away. For the rest of you reprobates and degenerates, here's the link

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/-a-private-function-.aspx

I'll have a beer cheers, Bill and a whiskey chaser

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, to all who have come in here and those still trying.

Me, I'm wondering if James had included a 'no sex' tag and submitted it in the 'Humor' category, would it have slipped past the 'mod who said no'. I've long longed for Lush to create something along the lines of an 'erotic but with No Sex' type category.

it's way past time for me to fill my mug with today's ambrosia, a blessing on Big Bertha and Michelle, grab something in the nature of a goody or two and go sit with Coma and Tose at the corner table in the midst of their discussion of whether Tuesday should be designated 'Taco Tuesday' or the classic 'Titty Tuesday, or maybe the recently suggested, 'Tanned Tushy Tuesday. That last one was, I've been lead to understand, conceived as a tribute to Kimmi's Kiester.

All are welcome to join in. So who wants a drink?



Hi Rumps,

I think a lot depends on the context of the story. I wrote a story for the Pride comp last year in the Gay male category and there was no sex beyond the two men kissed a couple of times. I know it's hard for some of you to believe I managed a whole story with no sex but there you go.

It might also come down to what is classed as sex. Penetrative sex is one sort, but is it only sex if one or other orgasms? In which case, where does orgasm denial fit in?

Quote by JustAnotherSapphic

Sounds like a category I need since a lot of the things I write are sensual but not always sexual and/or romantic. Why isn't this a thing yet?

...and before y'all go "just use Love Stories," please remember that things can be sensual without being romantic.


Exactly.. sensual, romantic, erotic, sexual are not all the same. that's what makes it all so much fun.

So many questions, so few answers.... Me, I'll have a beer and wonder how kinky does a comp entry have to be these days?
Quote by curvygalore
Great tunes from Carl and it's lovely to see Linda popping in too, as well as all the irregular regulars.

Since you're offering Rumps, beer, please! It's been that kinda day...


Hi Curvy, I'll join you in a beer.

The sun is finally shining here and if you are lucky you might just smell a hint of the weekend in the air. Can't believe it's Friday again tomorrow.

I'd ask what i've missed but since I was last here about 20 pages ago, it might be better to just hope everyone is good.

Since i'm here, i may as well pimp my new story. For those of you with long memories, you might remember a story about a goth girl growing up in 1990s Northern Ireland. well chapter 2 of the novel was published today.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/-charlotte-sometimes-chapter-2-just.aspx

Each chapter title is a Cure song. Chapter 1 was 'In between Days'. This one is 'Just like Heaven' but there is still 'Close to me', 'Boys don't cry', "Let's go to bed' and 'Disintegration' amongst others to come

I see there's a new comp out. Kinky... Mmmmm.. could be interesting
I make people write about pretty pictures and things that look nice
Congratulations Kistin, that's amazing. I love how you can fit a 3000 word story into less than 100. it truly is an amazing talent.

You're the best ?❤️
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I agree I don't regret it I'm still going to wear my mask though
I decided i like it and besides people are fucking gross.



Welcome back, Vanessa. I totally agree. I've had my first, waiting on the second but I think I'm gonna keep the mask on for a few months yet. I've kinda got attached to it and I like keeping my distance from people anyway. Lockdown just brought out my natural social reclusiveness.

Let me get you a beer anyway...
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Good

Which story was that, Susie? I'm just intrigued. And sorry I'm behind with my reading. I'll catch up with your latest soonest.

There's a pint or 3 on the bar for you for later in honour of your Omnium achievement. Fabulous!


Hey Curvy,

Cheers for the celebratory pint

The story was Leanan which went in the supernatural category. I took the myth of the Leanan Sidhe, Irish muse who inspired her lovers to produce their best work. It wouldn’t qualify for one of James’ neglected showcase stories as it got an RR. It was just an observation that the clientele of Lush sometimes like more direct titles and Leanan as a title doesn’t really say anything.

In an act of blatant self publicity, here’s the link ?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/-leanan-.aspx
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
By the way, folks, there's a thread to post congratulatory notes for Susie on achieving the OMNIUM badge. Find it here:

Celebrate DeviantSusie's OMNIUM Award!



Thank you very much James.

It’s an honour to become one of the Dirty Dozen.

Drinks on me ?

By the way, I love the idea of your neglected showcase. With so many stories being published it’s so hard to read them all and invariably some gems slip through the cracks
Thank you very much, James ?

It’s quite an honour to be one of the dirty dozen. Drinks on me back at Rumps ?

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And let us know how the title & category management works out! Curious to know…


3,600 views in 24 hours suggests a clickbait title attracts a lot of eyeballs.

Completely unscientific as you have no way of knowing if they read past the 2nd paragraph or not. Which kinda proves the point about number of views not being the be all and end all when it comes to quality.

The story I’m most proud of is sitting with less than 2000 views after a year or more but it’s got a vague title and in a niche category so will never attract the attention a two cocks in a tight teenage pussy story title would.

So all in all I’m glad I write for me and not for the views.

Now set me up with a beer and a whiskey chaser while I digest the news that my favourite barman and commenter is going part time.

I will be most upset Rumps if you are not back slinging insults at us at least every week or two. Enjoy the grandkids and take care. ❤️
I'll have a beer please Rumps while i sit and wait for the Omnium badge to show up on my profile.

In a blatant attempt to show how title and category matter, my new story is called Toni takes two cocks in her tight teenage pussy.

If that doesn't attract the random readers of lush, I don't know what will. for good measure, I put it in the teen category.

Anyway, It would be remiss of me if I didn't whore my story out so he's the link if you fancy a quick shiftie at it. Needless to say, it's not quite what it seems.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/teen/-toni-takes-two-cocks-in-her-tight.aspx

Quote by vanessa26
I got chapter 7 of my series up.. Its got some seriously mixed reviews
people ate struggling with its build to the climax as it intensifies
I even got my first ever 1 score ??


Vanessa, your series is so good. Welcome to the Number 1 club. As Kimmi said, It's a badge of honour ?

Cheers
Congratulations.. It had to happen eventually that a male writer would win the competition. First one since October 2018, and what an appropriate theme for you to do it.

Well done to everyone who entered and I'm so happy to see myself included on the list.

Drinks in Rumps
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Hi, just sharing with my friends - that y'all

The magazine editor sent me the link to my published microfiction in their upcoming edition of their writer's magazine. She saw my micro on StoriesSpace and asked if she could publish it. I am excited for more people to read my scribbles.

Here it is:



I published in mag under my real name, which was kinda cool.

Update: Sorry, I was writing while James was writing. Above stories are incredible!!!! Embarrassed my lil thing popped up right after. Not trying to compete. Congrats to all above!!!!!


Way to go Kimmi.. that is so cool to be published in a real magazine. Congratulations

James, thank you so much for the shout outs. I promise after my next story is published later this week I will slow down and take a break