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Quote by fuzzy1954
Barkeep please Oh pleaseeeeee set up a bottle of Jameson for me as I gather my thoughts on this TGIF day
Slips into the bar and casually enquires if there is any of that Jamesons left?
I could certainly do with a nip on this cold autumnal evening.
Was a lovely sunny day so lots of gardening done.
Time for an evening in front of the fire.
Cheers everyone ?
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Quote by curvygalore
Great to see so many Rumps regulars in the Top 10 of the comp results. And a huge shout out for Susie, topping the podium with her wonderful story. The beers are on me!
Cheers Curvy... Still buzzing from the rush of winning.. A beer this Monday evening would go down very well
So good to see so many rumps regulars on the list.. This is obviously the place for literary reprobates.. And as for the woman with the tentacle Ping.. That is definitely something you'd only want to see when you're sober lol.. Cheers everyone.. Drinks on me.. Or whoever I manage to slip the tab to ?
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Omg I am so shocked.. But so ecstatically happy.. I did a little dance round the room when I saw the results.
I hoped to get in the top 10 and to share the podium with Mags and Tam who are such creative writers is amazing.
There were so many amazing stories I don't know how you chose the top 11.. Thanks to Nicola and the judges and everyone who read and commented
Congratulations to everyone.. I'm off to open a bottle ?woohoo ?
I hoped to get in the top 10 and to share the podium with Mags and Tam who are such creative writers is amazing.
There were so many amazing stories I don't know how you chose the top 11.. Thanks to Nicola and the judges and everyone who read and commented
Congratulations to everyone.. I'm off to open a bottle ?woohoo ?
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A cup of Big Bertha's special please. It is cold out there.
So sad to see Fuzzyblue has gone. I too hate seeing stories disappear. Between Fuzzy and Ping, I've lost a few of my favourites.
On a more lighthearted note, I've put together a little triptych of micro stories, they are all stand alone but chronologically start at lunch.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-lunch-.aspx
So sad to see Fuzzyblue has gone. I too hate seeing stories disappear. Between Fuzzy and Ping, I've lost a few of my favourites.
On a more lighthearted note, I've put together a little triptych of micro stories, they are all stand alone but chronologically start at lunch.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-lunch-.aspx
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A beer please this fine if rather wet Friday evening.
You may as well line one up for Curvy, she'll be in here soon enough no doubt.
All i can say is wow, what a last minute surge of stories in the competition from the rumps regulars.
I am of course guilty of last minute submissions. I'm definitely of the Douglas Adams school of deadlines.. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Anyway, if you haven't read mine yet, a little bit of time travelling back to the late 19th century in Paris may be just the love story you are looking for. I don't normally do romance and this one was supposed to be no exception, but funny how the story can take on a life of its own sometimes.
Here's the link to save you looking for it https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-absinthe-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder-.aspx
Anyway, Cheers everyone. No doubt those of you with a working time machine will already know who has won.
You may as well line one up for Curvy, she'll be in here soon enough no doubt.
All i can say is wow, what a last minute surge of stories in the competition from the rumps regulars.
I am of course guilty of last minute submissions. I'm definitely of the Douglas Adams school of deadlines.. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Anyway, if you haven't read mine yet, a little bit of time travelling back to the late 19th century in Paris may be just the love story you are looking for. I don't normally do romance and this one was supposed to be no exception, but funny how the story can take on a life of its own sometimes.
Here's the link to save you looking for it https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/-absinthe-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder-.aspx
Anyway, Cheers everyone. No doubt those of you with a working time machine will already know who has won.
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Quote by Verbal
I think anything Ping writes qualifies as strange. In a GOOD way, of course.
I'd define Strange Sex as strange but NOT fitting into an existing specific category (e.g. tentacles). Kind of a catch-all category. Like, a story about a Wendigo, an Native American mythological critter who is insatiably hungry, would be strange sex.
Would a wendigo not be supernatural, in the same way a banshee might be?
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I would think Father Ted was a classic from 1st episode to last.. only 3 series.. 25 episodes, including a Christmas Special.
Here's a taste for those who don't know it.
It must be beer time here so I'll enjoy the sunshine.. cheers for the pint Curvy...
The next one's on me
Here's a taste for those who don't know it.
It must be beer time here so I'll enjoy the sunshine.. cheers for the pint Curvy...
The next one's on me
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings - Here are your contest winners.
Nic,, she wrote:
Here are the winning entries. Congratulations to Tam, Rach and Fuzzyblue on your placings:
1st Place ($200): Stone Butch, by tams_back_yay
2nd Place ($125): Smoke Signals, by sprite
3rd Place ($75): Sometimes I Wonder If My Behaviour Is Considered Normal, by fuzzyblue
These wonderfully written stories made up the Top 10:
Away Above The Chimney Tops, by clum
Yellow, Blue, Green and Red. Orange, Purple; and Black too., by CuriousAnnie
Summer of '88, by vanessa26
Finding Love on the Other Side, by techgoddess
Born On The 12th Of July, by deviantsusie
Dances With Lions, by sandy2moon
Uncaging Our Hearts, by KimmiBeGood
x x x
IMO, this was most definitely not a contest for the adverb prone writing with 'their well-used copy of Strunk & White' within easy reach. Major congrats to all the winners.
Time to imbibe some of the fine coffee Big Bertha and Tonya has created while gutting down a few doughnuts and brownies.
Anybody wanna drink?
Congratulations Tam, and Sprite and Fuzzy, a fantastic Top 3. Great to see so any Rumps regulars on the list and I'm so chuffed to make the Top 10.. Cheers everyone
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Morning everyone,
I'll have a cup of coffee while I digest the news that a swarm of flying ants so large the met office mistook it for a rain cloud on the radar is heading towards Ireland. I think there is a movie Vanessa would like in there somewhere.
Hugs Vanessa on the poor bat story. Hope you are OK.
I'll have a cup of coffee while I digest the news that a swarm of flying ants so large the met office mistook it for a rain cloud on the radar is heading towards Ireland. I think there is a movie Vanessa would like in there somewhere.
Hugs Vanessa on the poor bat story. Hope you are OK.
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Good afternoon Fuzzy.. I'd love a cup of tea too on this horrible grey overcast summer's day.
However all is right with the world as I finally got my competition entry written with a whole day to spare.
It's a bit different from my usual writing.. it's my first attempt at a gay male perspective. I'll include the link in case you fancy reading it
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/gay-male/-born-on-the-12th-of-july-.aspx
I'm slowly making my way through everyone else's entries. There are some fabulous stories there and I see I'm not the only one with a last minute entry (waves at CuriousAnnie on the other side of the world)
I'll be back for a beer later
However all is right with the world as I finally got my competition entry written with a whole day to spare.
It's a bit different from my usual writing.. it's my first attempt at a gay male perspective. I'll include the link in case you fancy reading it
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/gay-male/-born-on-the-12th-of-july-.aspx
I'm slowly making my way through everyone else's entries. There are some fabulous stories there and I see I'm not the only one with a last minute entry (waves at CuriousAnnie on the other side of the world)
I'll be back for a beer later
