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Susie's just posted a scorcher of a Flash! Here's the link,

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-working-from-home-.aspx

I think I need another beer after reading that. Phew!

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Welcome to the finest collection of drunkards, wastrels, and debauched souls.
They're the funniest, kindest, most enthralling people in the world.
Don't be shy, have a drink, put down your burdens for a moment.

As a new arrival, you get a free drink, so name your poison and Rump will make it so.


So glad you're with us.

Quote by fuzzy1954
Well James you have me thinking back to a time... long ago with your remark of swingiest



This here is (was) a babe magnet post Nam. I bet Bill remembers his leisure suit for dancing too

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"Where are your papers?" is a trope that isn't actually funny in Paris for obvious reasons.

Ines got pulled up by the cops yesterday and asked just that. You cannot leave your 'area', a 1-kilometre (0.6 miles) radius of your home without a completed form with your reason.

We've done it twice now, Montmarte was a cracking reason: "Running necessary errands to purchase items for professional activities". It felt very cloak and dagger and I was the Bagman .

Meeting her supplier at his home address, well at his front door, we got some oils, brushes and a couple of canvases, professional not Amazon stuff. Yep, we stuck it to the man and took the long way there and back.

God, we got hammered that night, it's odd how daring and emotional it felt.

This time, she was getting medication for her Mum, who understandably, isn't keen on going out after her experience.

I don't know, I've gone from travelling on a whim to locked down for the best part of this year and now, paperwork to walk a few miles. I have a brilliant reason to stay but we need to do some travelling soon.

God knows what Christmas will be like.

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out of curiousity, have any of you fine denizens of this wonderful establishment ever done an escape room or have any thoughts or knowledge of them?

also, i'm buying. set them up, knock them down, no limit.

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Two in a row, eh, Susie! Bloody brilliant! I loved this story (and the last one too!)

Congrats to you and the other Rumplators who rocked the Top 10. Fabulous!

Let's get this party started!

Quote by Verbal
Bill, so nice to have you back.

HUGS

Serious frikkin congrats for winning two comps in a row Suze. That's a tough trick to pull off. You should get a drink named in your honor for a feat like that. A Deviator maybe?

And Rache, you've been on a serious roll lately, prolific af. Your drink? A Taser. Bourbon muddled with medicinal gummie bears, O J, and a micro-dose of acid.

Yay Vanessa! Yay Kat! Yay Kimmie! I've been remiss in reading many stories at Lush these days, but I will go back and hit the top ten of this contest. Today, probably, I have the WHOLE FRIKKIN DAY FREE! I'll spend it setting up my office, which is deeply fun.

I'll have a Taser, barkeep. Kick back and wait for Michigan to certify votes. Let's make today a good day for democracy.

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Okay, I wrote something. Damn alien abduction and your mind control ideas.

Thanks fellas!

Just submitted it. Hopefully, it’ll get verified and approved for the weekend.

A Spanish Coffee to go, please. Extra Spanish if you’ve got it, barkeep.

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Over the weekend, my wife love and best friend for half a century, left us softly, in her sleep, after a five year struggle with dementia.

Thanks to all with a special HUG for Cyn for all the friendship, support and for just being there. I'll be around but probably not as loudly for awhile.

Later, Rumplators

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So Adult of you Kat Here (hope with a smile) to help you a tune from the Cars

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I agree, totally. If our terms stand up against the laughable right to be forgotten law, which is neither well thought out, nor enforceable, then that's grand. As an example of how stupid the law is, I just quoted you. If you delete your account right now, my quote still remains as a matter of public record and is attributed to you. To truly be forgotten you'd need to hunt down every person who quoted you on a forum, every person who downloaded any story you wrote, or copied a line of text you wrote, and so forth. A joke!

Even if our Ts and Cs remain binding for publication after an author exercises their right to delete, we'd still need a system in place for after that N month period. So something like I suggested (or an equivalent) where people's names and winning story titles are ferreted away for retrieval on official competition pages, would still be required.

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Bumping up other entries is not viable. As stated, it wasn't earned.

The problem is that an author has that right to be forgotten so by keeping their stories around against their express wishes is legal hot water. The Ts and Cs about granting the site usage for 12 months probably won't fly if it was contested against GDPR, for example. Not sure. Don't know any lawyers.

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Thank you for the kind words. Unfortunately, this is one of the things (it's a long list) I have trouble dealing with. The thought that I may have done or said something unintentionally hurtful is going to haunt me for weeks.

And where did you find my average score? Did you do the math or is it posted somewhere?

More whiskey, please.

Quote by utterchaos
Good afternoon all! Hope everyone is having a lovely day.

I've got a long day ahead of me baking and decorating a birthday cake. Stupid me bought medium eggs instead of large so I hope it comes out okay?I've got lots of rainbows to paint after this and stars to cut out so I may be up most of the night.