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Quote by curvygalore
Good morning, Carl! You're on fine form this morning! Thanks got the set up and the hug! I'll grab a coffee and plate up the brownies. smile

I'm sure everyone, (well, me and Susie) is excited about the Six Nations annual rugby tournament starting today! *cue tumbleweed*


Well Wales look good, though against Italy.. Ireland look dodgy as anything so may well surprise us and win the whole thing.. Ah the optimism of the opening weekend.

Have a beer to celebrate
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I'd say screw the apostrophe..

Oh for fucks sake ?

It's Friday night and I need a beer

Hope everyone is all set for a fun weekend
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Quote by curvygalore


We went to an actual pub after class, so I'll save this pint for this evening, Susie and get one in for you then! If anyone hasn't checked out Susie's new story yet, it's a scorcher!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-teal-suede-boots-.aspx

Thanks for the set up today, Carl and lovely Tonya! A coffee would do nicely.


Cheers Curvy for pimping my story.. Have a beer after all, tomorrow is Friday ?
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I've been a bit awol for a while but sidles up to the bar anyway.. I'll have a beer and line one up for Curvy.. She's bound to be in shortly looking for some post dancing refreshment
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Please, please, please Rumps.. can I have a gin and tonic.. it's been one of those days here too.. in fact, just leave the bottle on the counter

and set a beer up for Curvy..she should be in shortly

I need a holiday.. it can't still only be January.. and definitely has to be later in the week than Tuesday...
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Congratulations to all the top 10..Fuzzy's story was amazing. I'm in awe of her writing but Zoo was just something else.

Thanks to the judges for giving us an insanely difficult result.

Roll on the next one ?
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Hugs Vanessa, I'm so sorry. I can imagine what you are going through.

I am also excited at the thought of a new story from you.. With added sex ?.. Can't wait to read it.

Look after yourself ?
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Good morning.. I need a coffee..

Black ice skating is definitely something to try and avoid. I thought my car was going to head off the road and end up in a ditch so many times this morning.

I really think I should just stay in bed til spring.
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Quote by curvygalore
Good evening everyone! Thanks for the setup, lovely Tonya! /I just didn't have time to pop in this morning.

The place is hopping today and it's good to hear everyone's news. Sorry you're still poorly, Kat. That sounds rotten. sad

And big hugs to Vanessa.

I'll grab an evening beer and get one in for Susie too as I'm sure she'll be in shortly.


Mmmm are you clairvoyant or am I predictable.. Either way.. Cheers
Friday night and the beer is flowing.. Going to sit in here and shelter from the rain and cold.
I'm actually feeling a bit down as I've had a cold that won't shift and haven't ran since new year. I was supposed to be running a marathon in March but I think I'm going to have to give it a miss..
May as well have another while I'm here.. And another for Curvy too.. and one of whatever Cat is having too...

Though Friday I'm in love was never one of the Cure songs I liked.. It and Love cats are two songs that never felt like Cure songs.. I can appreciate the sentiment ?
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Quote by Ping
If you’re not watching Sex Education on Netflix, you should start. Super funny. Super awkward. But very poignant. Season Two dropped today.

VERBS!!!

If you want to see that much sought after Gillian Anderson tribute shot, watch the opening montage for season two, set to a choir version of the song, I Touch Myself. Fu-nny.




I agree.. It is so good.. It makes me laugh, cringe and yes can be quite poignant too... And Gillian Anderson is so fucking sexy in it ?
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Good morning Tonya,

I'd love a cup of strong coffee.. all I'm sure of is that it is Friday.. which means I don't have to get up tomorrow morning.. woohoo.

Hope everyone's Friday is off to a good start.. except Annie who is probably already in bed saying thank god Friday is over..

Anyway, will be back later for a beer
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Happy birthday Curvy... If that's not an excuse for a beer for breakfast I don't know what is
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Northeast England makes my knees weak.. But also love a Glaswegian accent ?
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Quote by Cat_getsthecream


Indeed Vanessa . Labiasaurous (actually sounds painful, lol)


How about a tititeritops.. Or a titlodopus?
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Good morning everyone.. I think I need a coffee.. Sunday is looking sunny so far.. but we are getting Storm Brendan tonight so making the most of it.

I love the clitasuarus rex idea.

Hope everyone is having as good a weekend as possible. Annie glad to hear it rained on you.. if you want to experience several types of rain in a day, you have to come to Ireland
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Verbal, so sorry for you loss, hugs.

Welcome Catherine, it is good to see you here. Giggles and as I said that I was covering Susie's tab for the rest of the year given her generosity, I guess this means I am covering your drinks too.

Wednesday Susie, I could swear it is Thursday, I will take a coffee, as it is only 9 am and I am at work. They frown on nurses drinking on the job in hospitals, dont know why really!!

Another smoky day, though the little rain we had on Monday helped manage the fires a little. Still some dangerous days ahead though.


Still Wednesday so definitely still beer time .. have another, Curvy it's still raining
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Did someone put my name and beer in the same post? Excellent! Next one's on me, Susie!


Cheers Curvy who am I to turn down a pint.. it's horrible weather outside so we may as well stay for another two more please smile
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Oh god I can't believe it's only Wednesday..
Coffee please, and lots of it.

Verbal, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Happy birthday Simplicity

Hello Cat, let me buy you a drink to say welcome . The beer is drinkable.. Well Curvy and I drink it anyway x
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Happy New year to everyone in Rumps.. I'd a blast in a funfair in Holland.. Who knew going on a rollercoaster after a few glasses of champagne at midnight could be so much fun..

2019 was so much fun in lush, thanks to me taking up residence in here.. Here's to the 20s and whatever they throw at us.. Cheers guys.. You're the best
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Thank you so much Nicola. I love the avatar comps as it really livens up the forums and friends list. Pixie72, your avatar rocked.. Or was that jiggled ?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings on this, the last Monday in 2019.

Got a semi-serious question for y'all: Since you hit adulthood, at least chronologically, has there ever been a New Year's Eve or Day when you regretted the 'old' year ending? While there have been some 'very good years in what passes for my backstory, for the life of me I can't recall one.

So let me get some of the coffee Tonya and Big Bertha have collaborated on and a double-handful of Curvy's brownies. (mumbles with a mouth full of brownie goodness) Anybody else need a drink or one of the few remaining brownies?



Good question Rumps but for me, listening to too much Edif Poaf as a child means I never look back.. That way I never have to face up to my many monumental fuck ups but just keep on running headlong into the next one.

Here's to the mother of monumental fuck ups in 2020 woohoooo
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Staggers into Rumps.. I desperately need a gin and tonic ?
Hoping everyone survived Christmas... Hard to find the space to sneak in here.
Here's to the lush reprobates.. Cheers ?
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Quote by Ping


I saw the comp’s chosen picture. I had only one thought. It’s gotta go! How, and the rest of the story was just gravy.

Thank for being a risky reader!


Ping. your story is crazy, brilliant and off the scale.. well worth the read..

Carl, I'm so sorry. here's a belated hug.

Annie, that sounds so scary, I hope you stay safe.

Sprite, I loved your Alice story.

I've read the comp entries and there are too many to choose from, whoever is judging.. good luck..

Me, I'll have a pre-dinner gin and tonic
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Good evening everyone.. well so much for Tuesday. cold and miserable here with a promise that Wednesday won't be much better... so I'll hide in here for a bit and drink a beer before bedtime. and set one up for whoever needs a drink

In case reading about snow and ski resorts gives you the chills, I have a new story out, which doesn't mention snow or skiing... just some old fashioned teenage pervving on a woman masturbating...

Here's the link in case you are interested biggrin https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/-i-spy-.aspx
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Congratulations Curvy.. Your support has meant so much to me and I'm delighted your hard work is recognised.. Beers on me
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