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Woohoo it's the weekend.. Freezing cold and probably going to snow so I'll stay in here and drink gin... Darling Rump, could I have a very large gin and tonic?
Hope everyone is working on their comp entries. Some great ones there already. If you haven't read it already, mine is in there too ?
Cheers everyone ?
Hope everyone is working on their comp entries. Some great ones there already. If you haven't read it already, mine is in there too ?
Cheers everyone ?
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https://youtu.be/60zx9B8NlQs
Hurling.. Simple rules, 3 points for a goal, 1 point if it goes over the bar, you can't carry the ball but can run with it balanced on your hurl.
Up until the 1990s, you didnt have to wear a helmet, no padding or armour needed.
Hurling.. Simple rules, 3 points for a goal, 1 point if it goes over the bar, you can't carry the ball but can run with it balanced on your hurl.
Up until the 1990s, you didnt have to wear a helmet, no padding or armour needed.
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Evening all, hope your Tuesday goes well.
As an antidote to winter dramas, Tuesday down under was hot and smoky. Like usual you say. No today was something else, Sydney covered in a smoke haze, that reduced visibility so much that the harbour came to a standstill and sufficient dense to set of smoke alarms. Never seen anything like it, the source a mega-fire north of the city that has already burnt a footprint the size of Sydney itself. Respiratory issues have peaked in hospitals.
In a disaster in New Zealand a number of Australian cruise tourists were killed or seriously injured when the volcano (White Island, or Whakaari) they were visiting exploded yesterday.
I have managed to get three quarters of the way through my competition story which feels great. Well done to Susie for managing to complete hers with a month to spare. I might take a beer, this hot smoky evening. Take care everyone.
Gosh Annie that sounds really terrible down in your part of the world.. Stay safe indeed.
Here it is freezing cold with driving rain pelting the windows. I'll have a coffee please, and if Carl happens to pop in with some donuts, that might just make my morning. ?
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Any more calls for alcohol or some lesser (cheaper) drink?
I know it's late here and there is work in the morning but I actually managed to get my competition entry in early.. like in the month before the deadline.. I think that might be unheard of, so to celebrate... I'll have a beer
Here's the link in case you want to read it.. that's how it's supposed to work, isn't it. Flaunt yourself shamelessly in Rumps.. or do I just do that anyway
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/-front-window-.aspx
Cheers everyone.. this might mean I can try and keep up with reading everyone else's entries as I tend not to read other ones until after I get mine submitted.. that probably calls for a second beer Rumps
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Quote by curvygalore
Hello everyone! Good crowd in here tonight!
Susie!!! Great to have you back in the bar. I'll have a pint please, Rumps
Cheers Curvy.
I'll join you in a beer
there is only so much gin I can drink before it gets messy lol.. not that adding beer to it will make it any better lol.. 2 beers please Rumps 
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Good evening.. It's been so long since I've called in that I think there are too many pages to trawl through.. So I'll just haul my sorry ass up onto a stool and order a very large gin and tonic.. Thank you very much darling Rump.
I hope everyone is good, working on their comp stories and not getting snowed in.. Except for Annie who is probably at the beach working on her tan.
It's good to be back anyway.. Cheers ?
I hope everyone is good, working on their comp stories and not getting snowed in.. Except for Annie who is probably at the beach working on her tan.
It's good to be back anyway.. Cheers ?
Buy Vanessa and get to know her properly while watching all our favourite movies Dirty Stop-out
So I might be a little last minute submitting this.. Let's just say there were a few adjustments required to fit within the rules.
Obviously I'm begging for your support to get the votes needed to get this tale over the line..
Anyway, here's the link.. Go on, I know you want to press it
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/-because-shes-worth-it-.aspx
Obviously I'm begging for your support to get the votes needed to get this tale over the line..
Anyway, here's the link.. Go on, I know you want to press it
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/-because-shes-worth-it-.aspx
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Hello fellow rump reprobates, I'm back!
After a few weeks not darkening the doors, I found my mojo (down the back of my knicker drawer) and got my competition entry written.
So I'll have a beer or several to celebrate while I wait for the site to settle down and let me submit it.
Beers please.. And one for Curvy too to celebrate her fantastic Green Man story
After a few weeks not darkening the doors, I found my mojo (down the back of my knicker drawer) and got my competition entry written.
So I'll have a beer or several to celebrate while I wait for the site to settle down and let me submit it.
Beers please..
And one for Curvy too to celebrate her fantastic Green Man story 
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Under 5000, okay so that means 4999 words from me then Rachel.
Though, as it pays to have a plot in mind before committing to write, lets just say I am not yet as enthusiastic as Vanessa.
I see from the announcement that the Celts are thought to have been the founders of what is now known as "Halloween", a large festival called Samhain which was a celebration of the harvest and the start of winter.
End the cultural hegemony of the north I say.
Rise up brothers and sisters of the south, end hemispherism, and lets celebrate the day before the start of winter on the right day, namely April 30th.
Or do I just have to fall into line and think of plot twist for southern ghosts having a preference for spring over autumn.
You should celebrate Beltane then.. Another celtic festival on 30th April. There is a huge fire festival in Edinbhrgh every year with the Green Man.
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Quote by Ping
I wonder if there is a drink called, The Snake Bite, or Rattler, or something similar. If not, we should invent one.
Oh God, there is. In the UK - equal parts lager and cider. Vomit city for me. I dislike both.
If you add a dash of blackcurrant cordial to it, the snakebite is known as a purple nasty.
Snakebites were the drink of choice when I was growing up ?
However, these days I prefer a nice pint of IPA...
A pint please
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Hi all, coffee for me this Wednesday lunchtime, as I am supposed to be working.
Thanks so much Vanessa for your kind words about my poem and to others who have commented so kindly on it. I have only written a handful of poems, but with this generosity I am inspired to write more.
But first there is the serious matter of the potential Vanessa competition, I am so entering.
To get ahead of you other literary butterflies, I have a horror story (surprise, surprise,) the Loch Nessa monster to be precise. Nessa as a kind of Wickerwoman which will get Under Your Skin. There might be some Unkindness of Ravens but Scotland is a Wild Country only suitable for Dog Soldiers; no Urban Ghost Story this, what with The Dead Outside including Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi snatching bodies. Is that the right amount of Scottish horror movie allusions, Hannah, or a tad over the top.
Now when it cums to the sex scene, well all those druid sacrifices throwing nubile virgins from The Road to Anywhere into the Loch are key, as they turned out to be Nessa's Lesbian Pussy from Dimension X. They won't be spending Eternity in Your Arms, butt hers. It is not widely known that Nessa has tentacles, which this intrepid writer will foreshadow turn out to be the perfect accessory for a lesbian orgy.
Like Vanessa does, opportunities for Scottish humor will be taken (What is worn under that kilt? Madam it is all in perfect working order.) The judges are sure to be impressed with the classical allusions to The Scottish Play. Nessa has a pet Scottish terrier called Spot. Though when Nessa gets all Lady Macbeth and says, "Out out damn spot," it is because she is a Prom Slut and doesn't want a dog in her menagerie of pussies.
Dear God I my have outstayed my welcome. Ping is moaning, "enough, enough." Perhaps another coffee to go and I will get back to work.
Have a great Wednesday.
Wednesday morning coffee for me please.
I love the Scottish themed horror story Annie.. Damn spot the dog is classic.
And your poem rocked.. So so good.
Any donuts for the coffee? Anyone... Anyone?
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Quote by Green_Man
I'm sure you all will be happy to check out the winners of the contest. Nicola posted them here:
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3473398_Announcing-the-Winners-of-our-Kinky-Fetishes-Story-Competition.aspx#3473398
Congratulations to the winners.
I'll have a virgin Hanna in celebration.
Congratulations to all the Rumps regulars decorating the top 10.. a finer shower of reprobates you'd be hard pressed to find
I'll have a beer since it is Friday
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
With the enormous drop off in recorded views we have seen as more and more readers use the mobile site, it is insanely difficult to reach the 25K famous story level now, let alone a 100k legendary peak. A change like this will only punctuate that new works have little or no chance of equalling these posted before the changes.
This is a huge issue and quite demoralising.. There are so many great stories struggling to get 1000 views.
Is there no way the views can be combined? I went on the mobile site once and hated it. I will continue to struggle to view the full site from my mobile but please try and sort it out.
I don't see that changing the voting will change behaviours, I say leave it as it is.
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YES! I'm in France where you can drink all day. Exactly like Ireland but with actual sunshine!
Next rounds are on me, Susie!
So jealous.. Well you are not missing much.. it's pissing down here.. staying inside with the fire lit and a beer
Cheers 
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Good afternoon, hope everyone is good this Saturday.. 'd love a coffee while wondering if it is almost gin and tonic time.. we don't have a yardarm and there is no sun today.. another glorious wet grey irish September day ..
Fuck it.. scrap the coffee.. it's definitely beer time Cheers.. can I tempt anyone to join me?
Fuck it.. scrap the coffee.. it's definitely beer time
Cheers.. can I tempt anyone to join me? 
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Good morning lushies.. I'll have a coffee please while I contemplate the possibility of Ireland playing New Zealand in the world Cup.
Ireland are not going into this on the best form, which may suit us as we tend to not live up to expectations and being the underdog is more our thing.
Though we did beat the All Black's (once) our recent form suggests the first match against Scotland will go a long way towards showing our mettle..
So cheers all you rugby fans.. Here's to a great world Cup x
Ireland are not going into this on the best form, which may suit us as we tend to not live up to expectations and being the underdog is more our thing.
Though we did beat the All Black's (once) our recent form suggests the first match against Scotland will go a long way towards showing our mettle..
So cheers all you rugby fans.. Here's to a great world Cup x
