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I would be remiss if I did not post this given Ping's cat woes.
Seeker, you have impeccable taste.. I think this is my favouritist cartoon in the whole world. I hope you enjoyed your trip to Ireland.
Ping, I think I missed something vital at the beginning of the cat story so I'm not sure if you are happy the cat is back or not.
Sprite, glad to hear you are back in action. To everyone doing gym stuff today, I feel your pain.. it was leg day for us today. I can feel my thighs seizing up already.
Hope everyone is good... I'll have a beer as it is Friday and after 6pm so definitely definitely beer time
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Oh Lord, groan. That was a ROOKie mistake to awaken this self-professed KING of punnies by PAWNtification. But I respect it.
Say goodKNIGHT Susie.
GoodKNIGHT, SUSIE.
Rim shot please, and not the kind you pervs are thinking.
CHECK.
You're right Ping.
I'm board of this now.
Later ?
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It's excellent. Go read it guys!
Carl and I seem to have got BB started at the same time this morning without realising it. Sorry, Carl!
Definitely beer time here. Want one, Susie? It's past 6 pm (just!)
Beer time
woohoo.. Cheers Curvy..best line up another round too
and a limoncello for Ping 
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Overcast today. If it sky opens, it could be a reading and writing day.
Yep, It has not stopped raining in the past 9 hours.. so I got through some of the competition entries and also bashed out another story... It's called Bashing the Bishop which I'm sure all you perverts know is a euphemism
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/-bashing-the-bishop-.aspx
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Evening all, I will have a white wine, well actually an Australian Riesling (that should tax you Rump) this Thursday evening. For you wine drinkers, life is not complete without tasting a South Australian Riesling, simply the best white wine in Australia.
Now I know it is 10 days since I have virtually trod these boards, but I have been busy. You guessed it, writing of course and my Kinky Fetish competition story is up. Thanks to Kee for her moderation and now it is up to you lot to see if I can eke out the required ten votes.
Now that I am done I will read all the other competition entries, having only sampled Susie's so far. Amazing what you can do with a shoe in Edinburgh.
And Milik since you sat El Henke needs the votes that is where I will start.
Kisses all, you can see I am in a good mood having finished writing
Morning Annie.. Congratulations, your story is quite a romp, well worth a read. I won't have a wine as it is only almost lunchtime but a coffee would be very welcome.
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I have been kinda sick so I haven't been as active in here so I think I missed a few things...
Congrats Rumps!
am I missing anything?
Also I finally got around to getting my comp story out https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/-criminally-obsessed-.aspx
I'd be massively honoured if you guys took the time to check it out when you have the chance..
Hope everyone is doing good
Loved the new story.. so so good.. even though the title isn't as wacky and Vanessa26ish as normal
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I'd love a coffee Curvy.. hope everything is good with you.
Just thought I'd mention I have my competition story in.. only 900 words so won't take you long to read and go.. well that's not what Susie usually writes about
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/-fucking-cinderella-.aspx
Just thought I'd mention I have my competition story in.. only 900 words so won't take you long to read and go.. well that's not what Susie usually writes about
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/-fucking-cinderella-.aspx
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I'd love a cup of coffee whilst I dream of 25°c winters.
I've started 3 different comp stories.. Finding it difficult to get into this one. I broke the rules and have been reading comp entries before mine is finished. Some wonderful stories which doesn't help my writers block.. Wondering if procrastinating about writing while masturbating in lush can be conscrued as a fetish? ?
I've started 3 different comp stories.. Finding it difficult to get into this one. I broke the rules and have been reading comp entries before mine is finished. Some wonderful stories which doesn't help my writers block.. Wondering if procrastinating about writing while masturbating in lush can be conscrued as a fetish? ?
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I'll have a beer to celebrate writing a new story..
No kinks or fetishes, just raunchy lesbian sex
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/-those-afternoon-meetings-.aspx
No kinks or fetishes, just raunchy lesbian sex
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/-those-afternoon-meetings-.aspx
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/-perversion-therapy-.aspx
My apologies in advance.
Socks! Socks! Now, where did that damn cat go?
I don't think I can look at laundry the same way again.. This is pure demented genius ?
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A cold front with high winds expected today, a reminder that winter is not yet over.
Your winter might not be over but our summer is in full swing.....
Status Yellow - Gale Warning
1. Easterly winds will reach gale force at times on Irish Coastal waters from Rossan Point to Malin Head to Fair Head for a time this morning.
2. South to southeast winds will increase to gale force 8 this afternoon on Irish Coastal Waters from Carnsore Point to Roches Point to Mizen Head and on the South Irish Sea.
Issued: Friday 09 August 2019 05:00
I'll have a coffee to kick start my day as the rain batters the house and I watch things fly past my window.
Insects.. No thanks lol
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Just staggered back from a beer tasting/talk.
Beer, please, barkeep!
Cheers Curvey.. Have one on me
I've been keeping such a low profile I'm virtually invisable.. Dealing with a lot of baggage just now but hope to frequent here more often soon.
We had summer yesterday but there was an Irish monsoon this afternoon.. How to clear a beach in 60 seconds.. At least the rain is warmer in summer.
Been trying to think up perverted kinks for the story comp.. Does anyone know what being aroused by the smell of used banknotes is?.. Asking for a friend ;)
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Morning all, coffee for me.
All this talk of hot weather, it is still cold down our way, 20 degrees but at least it is fine. And oh joy I have seen the first daffodils camellias and azaleas of spring. Summer is coming.
I'll see your 20 degree winter and raise you an 18 degree summer. Yes, summer in Ireland is misty, wet and windy.. Was lovely as I went on a 20k run this morning.
I loved your flash piece, Annie.. Smouldering.
Who's for a drink?
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I've see Straight to Hell. Hard movie to find! It's a mess, but a fun mess. I hunted it down because of the Pogues' involvement. Saw them once (WITH Shane MacGowan) in concert and it was easily in my top 5 concerts ever. Really enjoyed Repo Man and sis and Nancy. Whatever hapened to Alex Cox anyway?
I watched Straight to Hell for the same reason.. The Pogues was the first gig I was allowed to go to.. back in 1987.. what were my parents thinking.??Shane MacGowen was amazing.. so drunk the roadie had to put the mike back in the mike stand soemtimes but what a voice. the bedlam of a Pogues concert is kinda indescribable..
I found this trailer for Straight to Hell.. a story of blood, money, guns, coffee and sexual tension...sounds like a night in Rumps
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Talking of which, I'll take a coffee over to Susie who is asleep in the corner (our late night Pogues and pints session meant I didn't have to come far to set up this morning!)
Thanks for the coffee Curvy.. Much appreciated.. And speaking of coffee and the Pogues... Did you ever see the film 'Straight to Hell'?
It's by Alex Cox, made just after he did Sid and Nancy and it features the Pogues as the McMahon family, a bunch of desparadoes addicted to coffee. It has Joe Strummer and Courtney Love in it as well.
Barry Norman didn't think much of it, saying "apparently it took Alex Cox 2 hours to write the script and frankly I'm surprised it took him so long"
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Rain is due here tomorrow, so let's have another round, Susie!
Good idea.. always best to celebrate the little things.. another round please
That always reminds me of the Pogues song, Sick Bed of Cuchulainn with the lines
"Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"