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Irish4567
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Quote by Verbal
But that's not how she's dressed in the story! I specifically recall ripped fishnets! Don't be messing with the heads those of us who love ripped fishnets!
Hi Verbal, I'm really sorry... so I have 2 covers for you to choose from.. which one should I go with?
or
Susie x
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Not sure if this is the wrong thread but wondered.. I have a story already published but I'd like to add a cover picture... If I go to edit my story and add a cover picture, does it need to be re-moderated and do I lose any comments and votes it already has?
Thanks {}
Thanks {}
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Decided to go all out on the shameless plugging and decided to add a cover picture..
maybe it will tempt some of you who havent read or voted yet to take a wander over to my story Picking the groupie
maybe it will tempt some of you who havent read or voted yet to take a wander over to my story Picking the groupie
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Quote by Green_Man
You are still at 14 forum posts. Play a few games and get it up to 20. Then you will be an "official" forum person!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-the-orange-girl-.aspx
I'll have a virgin Hannah to start the evening, if you please.
Cheeers, all.
I'll join you.. I'll have a gin and tonic and a virgin hannah for Green Man.. Lucy, you look like a gin and tonic girl too?
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Quote by Ping
I think the zombies would chase Ironman until he ran out of energy. Then, they’d hold him down until Ironman had to eat or go to the washroom. As soon as they popped his lid, brainfest.
Even Godzilla is at risk. Zombies are real. Humanity is doomed!
Ooh... donuts ?
There might be hope for us yet, Ping x
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Well I'm back.. did you miss me? Of course not, I've only be gone a day or so...
Anyway, in the finest traditions of the competition, I am here to whore my story.. did I tell you I've written a story.. well I have.. and now I need a drink.. or several cos it's only Thursday and I have work tomorrow.
Anyway, here's the link... Picking the groupie
Cheers everyone.. and thanks Banes for the drink.. next one is on me
Anyway, in the finest traditions of the competition, I am here to whore my story.. did I tell you I've written a story.. well I have.. and now I need a drink.. or several cos it's only Thursday and I have work tomorrow.
Anyway, here's the link... Picking the groupie
Cheers everyone..
and thanks Banes for the drink.. next one is on me 
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Quote by curvygalore
Great idea, Susie! As Carl, me, Gill and Sara (and possibly a few others) are all the same table, Gill will just distract him with her cocktail umbrellas while you do the deed!
I'll get the beers in!
Perfect
One for everyone.. I even poured one for Carl so he didn't feel left out
Cheers
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Quote by fuzzy1954
lights on
desludge BB putting water on for tea and coca
wiped mini umbrellas from a plate to put the fresh doughnuts on
have a ice pack for the Bar Princess waiting her arrival next to her chair
Bertha is humming her tune
Morning Karl,
Lovely to see you and Bertha primed and ready for action.
I'd love a coffee and a donut this morning.
Am carb loading for a half-marathon next week.. honest x
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'm stealing more of your marshmallows.
Tonya, I hope you can rest your knee and keep it elevated. I loved PT just for the massage and heat treatment at the end. Please take care of yourself.
I'll have a beer, please. Done painting for today. I am assuming the headaches I keep getting are paint fume related.
Maybe they'll lead to some creativity. Seriously has anyone ever had writer's block that has lasted over a year?
I'm beyond frustrated.
I'll go and sit in the corner with my beer and marshmallows and continue my low key pity party. Anyone can join me.
Cheers Everyone!
Orders a beer and one for Gillian
and wanders over to join in... best not to party alone 
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Thank you all for the best wishes on my birthday, the big 30. Had a fabulous weekend and now this Monday morning it is time for coffee to kick start my day. The weather is oh so changeable now, humid and sticky yesterday, colder and wet today. But did mange a swim in the sea yesterday maybe for the last time this season. And unlike Susie we so didn't have the beach to ourselves.
Now I was unaware Rump of a ceremonial spanking, and it seems I have missed out, giggles. Perhaps I have to bend over and flash my knickers to attract the right sort of attention.
Mmmmm that's so not like you to bend over and flash your knickers.. I'm sure I'd have noticed if you had ?
Beer for me please, and one for Curvy.. stick it on my tab
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Now excuuuuse me while I refill my beloved 'Deep Hole Fluid Injectors' mug. Anybody else need a hit of some of the good stuff?
Thank you Rump.. I would love a cup of Big Berthas finest.. Sunday afternoon here and it's cold, wet and windy.. a day for sitting around the fire if ever I saw one.
Took the dogs for a run on the beach this morning.. we had the whole beach to ourselves... a perfect start to the day.
Tonya, I hope everything works out ok.... the last thing you need is stress over insurance as well..
See you all later for a nightcap ☕
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Quote by seeker4
Got my new flash up. It's bit more extreme than some of my usual stuff, so I'll be interested to hear comments.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-bliss-.aspx
Now back to figure out which of my four longer pieces I should carry on with.
I shall join Sara in a tea, but make mine unsweet.
I really enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would... I love flash pieces for getting down and dirty quickly.
