after all, only one more sleep til the weekend.Cheers, everyone
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Irish4567
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hannah, ya want that water straight up or on the rocks? And what about a 'Virgin Hannah' as a chaser?
Hate to hear that LucyAnn has left us.
Larry, thanks to you and Hannah for the heads up.
I suspected that both LucyAnn and Georgina were new accounts by Pixie Hoffmann.. as both accounts appear to have been deleted, perhaps one of the mods had the same suspicion?
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Quote by farmerroger
Needs more votes on my story of at least 5s
A pint of cider please
And if you vote a 5 on my story there will be a round of drinks on me
http://https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-the-prowrestler-and-his-valet-.aspx
Sorry for asking but how can you tell what your scores are?
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Quote by vanessa26
Happy Easter everyone! ( Or national Ping day )
I see Ping is sitting at the bar in his full bunny get up
Also I'll seriously never forget that scene in Fatal Attraction its haunted me for life.
OMG I know what you mean.. I was traumatised and we didn't even own a bunny lol
I think I need a drink to get over the shock
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Quote by curvygalore
Tea coming up, Susie! Come and join me and Carl.
And I've just voted and commented on that story! Great minds evidently thinking alike! Terrific new writer and very good shout out! x
Mmmm a fine licker is always something to savour... sipping my tea on a beautiful sunny afternoon with charming company
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I'd love a cup of tea, please Curvy.
I've decided to go against the point of the competition and pimp someone else's story
beware what you wish for
New writer just joined with no network so why don't you all give it a read x
I've decided to go against the point of the competition and pimp someone else's story
beware what you wish for
New writer just joined with no network so why don't you all give it a read x
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Sam "golf bag" Hunt
Golf Bag http://www.myalcaponemuseum.com/id118.htm
Who is"The Modfather"?
Golf Bag http://www.myalcaponemuseum.com/id118.htm
Who is"The Modfather"?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Susie, the ever Deviant, wrote: Darling Rump,
Please please please can I get a cup of Big Bertha's finest.. I just need a little something to get me through the day
Me, I wrote: Sure nuff. Just call me, 'Darling' and you can even put the charge on Verbal's bill.
BTW, that salutation reminded me of some lyrics by Steve Goodman as sung by David Allan Coe:
You Never Even Called Me By My Name'
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing' in the rain
But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my name…
There's a lot more than just those lines but it's past time for another drink. Susie, ya ready for a refill on that coffee?
Thank you Rump... one more coffee should line me up nicely... then it'll be onto the booze later as the holidays begin in earnest x
I was actually thinking of'please please please let me get what I want', originally sung by The Smiths and covered so beautifully by The Dream Academy in the film 'Pretty in pink'
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Quote by fuzzy1954
Peace be with you on your daily journey
"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind always be to your back. May the sunshine warm upon your face, and rain fall soft upon your fields."
And may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead
Cheers, Carl
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Quote by TonyaL
I finally did it. My story is finished and on the front page. Please please please read and vote. Let me know what you think and if you like it please tell your friends. Thank you very much for your support.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-beyond-bad-.aspx#comments
Loved your story, Tonya.. everyone should read it.. while I drink a coffee and steal the last of Carl's donuts x
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Quote by penman5248
As lunch is just round the corner let me whet my appetite with a Guiness
As it's Poets day (piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday) I'll join you in a Guinness
Friday afternoon and the sun is shining here.. I'm bound to tempt fate now and it will snow tomorrow ?