The couple days after my ill-fated liaison with my neighbour were somewhat surreal. The haze of head spin and crotch-rousing electricity took another hour or so to fully subside. I’d jumped straight into our clear blue pool, letting the chlorinated elixir wash the sperm from my chest while I took a moment to fully comprehend what had happened. In a nutshell, I’d inadvertently given myself a raging hard-on that made my min...