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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick
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Christ..... Well, my stories are back on my old page (st_crispins_day) and I love the Lioness series because it seems quite unique on Lush and creative. But my series about Liam and his falling in lust/love (my Latin titled series) is my favourite.
What is the most times you have masturbated in one day?
What is the most times you have masturbated in one day?
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Hmmmm no question above. I'll answer my own question.
James: HYE been so excited you nearly peed your pants?
James: Yes.
HYE eaten a very unusual meat (shark, puffin, etc)? What was it?
James: HYE been so excited you nearly peed your pants?
James: Yes.
HYE eaten a very unusual meat (shark, puffin, etc)? What was it?
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JWren once saved a child from being run down by sniffing a huge pile of pepper and sneezing so hard it blew the car away from the path of the child. #hero
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The abolition of all firearms, guns and long-range weapons.
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Christ, probably!
HYE been interrupted in a sexual act and had to masturbate later due to frustration?
HYE been interrupted in a sexual act and had to masturbate later due to frustration?
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I think probably about 30 minutes.
Have you ever missed an arranged enagagement due to sex?
Have you ever missed an arranged enagagement due to sex?
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Bonny is sweet, fun, kind, empathetic and once tried out for the Red Arrows but was told her "skillz are too lit".
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Granted. You wake up in the year 2136, it is a very different world. Humans now share the earth with a super race of horses.
I wish I was a God.
I wish I was a God.
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No, I only buy clothes I will wear.
HYE seen someone masturbating in a public area?
HYE seen someone masturbating in a public area?
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Vanessa is kind, sweet, friendly, fun, intelligent and an absolutely demon on Guitar Hero. She holds the world record for "A Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.
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Yes, I have, probably. I come from a small community, so kinda unavoidable.
HYE had sex with an ex?
HYE had sex with an ex?
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Grace is intelligent, witty and extremely personable. She even invented time travel, went back to the 1790s and posed as a man and started writing under the pseudonym 'Lord Byron'. The rest, as they say, is history.
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He's always fun to get stranded with
We can battle pirates and loot for treasure
ye better be ready tee shiver yer timbers, matey! It's funny how I'm picturing a rather merry and gay prancing sword fight like something from the Pirates of Penzance musical, but we'd probably be battered and massacred..... Still, I bet they know a few good toe-tapping musical numbers!Speaking of which, Grace and I will build a ship from bamboo, coconuts and palm leaves and take to the high seas in our tropical ship named the "Jolly Rogerer" and battle the Rotal Navy for command of the oceans.
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I am not, but I'd be very happy to be proved wrong!
In your present mood, would you rather masturbate, received oral sex or penetrative intercourse?
In your present mood, would you rather masturbate, received oral sex or penetrative intercourse?
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No, I've not, I've kissed someone, but never slept with someone.
HYE realised someone was shamelessly flirting with you, and rather than reciprocate, just enjoyed watching their advances?
HYE realised someone was shamelessly flirting with you, and rather than reciprocate, just enjoyed watching their advances?
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I hope you're not disappointed, Miss Terri!
Rolling on below, fingers crossed!
Rolling on below, fingers crossed!
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Sassy and I could have a desert island Olympics, with coconut shot put, bamboo javelin and palm tree high jump amongst other sports.
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EXCITES
Every Xeroxed Chimpanzee Is Tickling Engorged Salamanders
Every Xeroxed Chimpanzee Is Tickling Engorged Salamanders
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Yes, all the time. The issue is, though, I often do not understand myself.
HYE been charged with a crime?
HYE been charged with a crime?
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I don't believe so, I have started preparing food and then decided to go out instead, but never fully cooked a meal and then changed my mind.
What is your favourite meal to make?
What is your favourite meal to make?
