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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Lerwick
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With Lush for several hours, edging, conversing and discovering new people.
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Jigsaw, but it's close.
Tom & Jerry or Roadrunner & Wily E. Coyote?
Tom & Jerry or Roadrunner & Wily E. Coyote?
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Maybe once every fortnight or so.
Do you have any regular FWBs?
Do you have any regular FWBs?
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Awwww...Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like knowing that you feel good like that. You are truly a Great friend
Jam_Wil_Mac, he's funny, witty and I bet an Awesome storyteller if his posts are any indication to his creative mind :) I will say it again...Love reading his posts lol
Rouge, you are the babe of all babes.
Above is kind and warm, like a hot water bottle with cuddles written on it.
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Once no one was nice enough to pee on it though like in friends ?
Hye- had a shark swim up by you?
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Sometimes you can be more than Joey and Monica friends when someone pees on you!
I have not. My fireplace is electric, so probably wouldn't taste great.
HYE lit a fire using only natural items?
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I live in Scotland. Our spiders are piddling little fannies and you have more chance of being biten on the bum by the woman outside Asda.
HYE had a jellyfish sting?
HYE had a jellyfish sting?
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Sweet, fun, cute and full of character. She once saved a whole species by teaching the last 5 remaining Lesser Spotted Fluffy Koalas how to do the Can-Can, giving them job security.
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I have not. Big foot comes out at night.
HYE camped in the wilderness.
NB: camped as in stayed in a tent, not acted like Kenneth Williams.
HYE camped in the wilderness.
NB: camped as in stayed in a tent, not acted like Kenneth Williams.
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A GREAT judge of character. Friendly, sweet, endearing and once was mere milliseconds away from being elected Pope due to an errant booking and wardrobe malfunction.
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I feel like the biting would only appease them for a short bit of time
We better also hope for others to wash up on our barbaric shores
Bite my anywhere just not my face that's how i charm people ?
So where should I bite you to not harm your charm?
Our shark Overlords demand nibbles...... Nipples? No, nibbles.
Perhaps that's it! We can spend our time discovering where I can nibble you.
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He fucking rocks, constantly fun and witty in the forums
I actually light up when i see him here ( that could just be the electricity though lol )
Thanks Vanessa, I'll pay you that 20 later!
Rouge is amazing. A little known fact is that she is actually the last remnant of ancient Greece, the goddess of Internet pleasantness and amusement.
*EDIT* Aah! Too slow!
Icarus has an undead willy.
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Loads! Ribs, foot, shoulder, fingers, ankle.
HYE stayed overnight in hospital? If so, what for?
HYE stayed overnight in hospital? If so, what for?
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Perhaps we could doodle about our Shark God's on the cave walls? Surely to best please our shark gods we'd have to pretend to bite each other.... Just need to work out where to nibble you....
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Vanessa is sweet, kind, smart and her personality is so magnetic and electric, she can actually power a refrigerator for 3 days.
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I don't sadly, I'd be very interested to find out! I may very well no longer be a friend of theirs.
How long did you read stories on Lush before you joined as a member?
How long did you read stories on Lush before you joined as a member?
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Yes, once or twice.
HYE been caught oogling someone you shouldn't have been?
HYE been caught oogling someone you shouldn't have been?
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Invent a new religion together so that when scientists discover us, they believe we are the last remnants of a long lost civilisation that worships frogs.
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I don't see it quite that way. There are analogs between male and female parts.
Male circumcision is akin to labiectomies that (sadly) I hear are starting to become more common practice among plastic surgeons. Unfortunate perhaps, but not extremely damaging to a person's sexuality.
FGM as widely practiced (including clitoral removal) is analogous to removing the head of the penis. That is highly damaging to a person's sexuality.
But the entire point of religious circumcision is to reduce sensitivity and make sex less pleasurable and purely an act for God (or whomever) and not an act of lust. Outside of medical necessity, circumcision would never have existed had it not been for religious zealousness. The fact that many, many boys are circumcised before it is their choice is abhorrent.
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Sunny doesn't stop in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket and block the path.
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Absolutely gorgeous. Personally, I don't get why more people don't find them outrageously sexy.
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Size is not a huge thing for me. I'm not too bothered by it. What works for me is confidence, a smile and intelligence.
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Absolutely not. I am proud to have a foreskin.
I believe circumcision for anything other than medical purposes amounts to genital mutilation, no better than the religious and ethnic FGM that has taken place in Africa.
I believe circumcision for anything other than medical purposes amounts to genital mutilation, no better than the religious and ethnic FGM that has taken place in Africa.
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I stole my Dad's Hustler magazine.
The lingerie section of the Argos catalogue my mum got every quarter!
Rewinding VHS tapes to Hollywood sex scenes.
Late night Channel 4 (including Eurotrash).
The lingerie section of the Argos catalogue my mum got every quarter!
Rewinding VHS tapes to Hollywood sex scenes.
Late night Channel 4 (including Eurotrash).