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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
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Icarus collected all 151 Pokémon in the original Gameboy game. Twice.
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Encyclopaedias, factual history, Shakespeare.
If you had to watch a Shakespeare play tomorrkw, which one would you choose?
If you had to watch a Shakespeare play tomorrkw, which one would you choose?
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They once saved a village from a horde of rabid raccoons by defeating said Raccoons at chess. Raccoons can't play chess, so laying down the challenge was a stroke of genius.
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Anything, honestly. I just love interacting with the community here.
What was your favourite TV show when you were a kid?
What was your favourite TV show when you were a kid?
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Vanessa taught Mother Teresa how to juggle rubber chickens. She's also very sweet.
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Fun, quirky, bubbly and vibrant, a ray of sunshine to any Lush page. She once threw a Frisbee 2.3km by accident.
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A lovely, vivacious and heart-felt woman. Chuck Norris lies awake at night scared of Lilly.
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Yes but I can't think of a thing, I guess we just stare
I'd probably just be staring at you anyway.
This island will soon be recognised by the UN. We need a name.... Concupiscent Island?
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I have but only because the restaurant took nearly 40 minutes after we asked for the bill and eventually we just thought, fuck it and left.
HYE hit on a waiter/waitress while on a date?
HYE hit on a waiter/waitress while on a date?
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None of us ever know what to expect from James. Only thing we can bet on is that he will have a very funny remark about something and someone. THANK YOU for all the smiles and laughs you've brought us.
Yes, OK you can get into my knickers.
V has climbed Mount Kilamanjaro while giving a piggy-back to a giraffe and juggling 11 echidna. She's also a total sweetheart.
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Certainly. We'll build wooden unicorn rafts and race each other around the island. However, the raccoon will not be the umpire. Biased prick.
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Gillian is a talented writer, smart, fun and well-appreciated Lushie. She has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Confidence, sense of humour, wit, sexual confidence/self-awareness/bravado, intellect, energy, physical appearance.
In that order.
In that order.
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Meagan is a wonderful woman who will be a fantastic mother. No puns here this time, just facts.
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Often. I very much enjoy my own company and solo activities. I can get very cranky if I don't have time free of other people.
Do you often crave social interaction?
Do you often crave social interaction?
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drops a water balloon above, , Whoopsie! sorry about the laptop!lol
I hope you'll be paying for that....
Lady Blue is witty, intelligent, fun and endearing. I have had little matters with her on Lush but I know this already. If she had been riding with Yankee Doodle Dandy, he wouldn't have given his hat such a stupid name.
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It would be my pleasure to protect you from the racoon. Perhaps the platypus and the otter are getting too close to each other and leaving the poor racoon out, who really knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Anyway, after sitting down with James and the racoon and working things out, setting boundaries and such, a swim would be nice in the fresh water pool under the waterfall.
James, I do hope you like my tattoo.
That is an excellent tattoo. Although, Darth Penis would've made Star Wars a very different film, and Vader wasn't a dick. In the end.
As it turns out, you were right, the Platypus and the Otter have eloped together. When they have babies, they'll be called Platters.
After going to such efforts in her counselling of the Raccoon and I, how could I resist spending time on the island with her?
Luckily for us the fresh pool is geothermic. No need for swimwear.
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He has eyes for the platypus? Like spare eyes? Is the platypus at risk of losing them? I'd be more concerned about the racoon, Lynn. He told me last week he has the hots for you. Don't worry, though, I told him you were into me. Alas, he now gives me the stink eye constantly.
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Carrie is a strong woman of character and great resolve. She has taught 3 and a half hamsters to play the harmonica. Don't ask about the half.
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I have never come across Jules before. Probably because she is a double 0 agent for MI6.
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He's right, Bill does make great friends. They're about 3 foot tall and speak Portuguese.
LTW is a charming gentleman. He's on first name terms with Tony the Tiger.
LTW is a charming gentleman. He's on first name terms with Tony the Tiger.
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I do believe that it would be an interesting jousting match of witticisms and puns of varying degree of awfulness. If the sage is a platypus, then the parsley must be a raccoon, and the thyme must be an otter (doing what he otter).
Of course, the parsley is a racoon. What else would it be? A giraffe?! Be serious.
But I agree, our intellectual wrestling would be most invigorating and engaging. I could spend a great amount of thyme with her on a desert island. What an otterly awful pun.
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An amazing and creative writer but is wondering if he hit the keys of his keyboard as hard as the guy in his forum signature hmmmmmmmmm......
This is how I type.
Lily is sweet, kind and lovely. She also is the person we have to thank for persuading the moon to stay in our orbit and not sodding off to Saturn.