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Definitely with Vanessa. We'll build a sandcastle Fort and team up with the magical sage who lives on the island to create our own kingdom. Oh, and the sage is a platypus. That's important.
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Jam_Wil_Mac
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Cis Male, 36
0 miles · Lerwick
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She put the official happiest man on earth into orbit by sneezing violently next to him. The event is fondly remembered as, 'Sneeze a Jolly Good Fellow'
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She engenders delightful comments from others, so she obviously has a wonderful impact on the lives of those around her. She once fought off a dragon with a Cucumber. Sounds impressive, but dragons are terrified of cucumbers. So kind of a cheat, but still brave.
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He is polite and friendly. Plus, keep it quiet, but he can do 'The Ol' Man Boo' dance from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang using his penis in place of the stick.
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Woah, woah, woah.... Why am I directing?? Well, fine... But I want a fancy chair.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Swollen Clit
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Swollen Clit
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Reese is pun-tastic. I believe she has many sought after pieces.
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Reese is a lovely person, sweet and kind and a very accomplished Lush author. Moreover, she can juggle 6 rubix cubes and solve them at the same time.
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Constant quest. Self-betterment, the quest for knowledge and the journey of development is what life is all about for me. And I accept that is who I am as a person! Haha!
Name two attributes about yourself, one you love and one you don't.
Name two attributes about yourself, one you love and one you don't.
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I don’t know him but his friends seem to adore him and his posts are usually funny and clever
We should remedy that unfamiliarity.
Enchantée.Devil seems a good friend to have. He collected all 251 Pokémon. In one day.
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We can spend all day rapping about the world around us like we're Will Smith in 1992.
In this little island we've been marooned
No food for miles save for some coconuts
To keep ourselves warm we've tightly spooned
But I'm being a gentleman so swollen are my nuts
Climbing some trees
Playing in the sand
Shooting the breeze
Jumping up and down all hand in hand
In this little island we've been marooned
No food for miles save for some coconuts
To keep ourselves warm we've tightly spooned
But I'm being a gentleman so swollen are my nuts
Climbing some trees
Playing in the sand
Shooting the breeze
Jumping up and down all hand in hand
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Sassy is an experienced, valued and engaging Lushie. Despite her name, she's actually 6'1" and quite demure. She almost made a fortune by encouraging her fellow from her sisterhood, Mother Teresa, to publicly reveal her love of extreme ironing.
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No, I haven't.
HYE had sex in the bed of someone who was not in the sexual occasion?
HYE had sex in the bed of someone who was not in the sexual occasion?
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I was 16, with a friend, in a caravan that is legendary in my circle of friends! We made out as a dare.
Have you ever seen a friendship of yours disintegrate due to a shared sexual experience?
Have you ever seen a friendship of yours disintegrate due to a shared sexual experience?
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Han.
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig?
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig?
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I feel the devil and I are frequent dance partners.
HYE tried to paint with all the colours of the wind?
HYE tried to paint with all the colours of the wind?
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That was my wife, so in Glasgow 10 years ago this month.
Do you proactively have extra-marital or extra-relationship sex?
Do you proactively have extra-marital or extra-relationship sex?
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The Beatles song is actually about her. She saved George Harrison from a nefarious group of ticklers and her heroism inspired the song.
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Devils_desire is an excellent judge of character and is always correct. Everything he says should be taken as 100% gospel.
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Lynn is genuine, kind and courteous. She also owns a small militia of geese that she deploys to protect small animals on long adventures.
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I have once yes! It was a one night stand and it was great, tried to pretend I had finished. She wasn't impressed! Lol!
A question for a female answerer, HYE orgasmed so intensely that the continuing of sex was not an option as you became too sensitive?
A question for a female answerer, HYE orgasmed so intensely that the continuing of sex was not an option as you became too sensitive?
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In terms of movie scenes are we talking Robocop or Caligula? Just so I know where to set my expectations.
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Why Thank you!!!!! How did you know that I can play tennis on the grass??? lol actually badminton is more my game ?
Whispered_Words, I have seen him around the forums and he seems to be a nice guy.
I was quite the dab hand a badminton myself in my youth!
Always love commenting below Pixie. She's such an endearing, vivacious and genuine Lushie. Moreover, when she plays the harpsichord on a full moon, legend has it the platypi the world over mate in unison.
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Sure maybe he can teach me some (Gentle) wrestling moves
As long as I can be taught by Alex Bliss
Moonstone-- sure. Let's recreate scenes from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.