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JasmineSmith
Over 90 days ago
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I'm OK with mine. One has always been a tiny bit bigger but nothing major, not even half a cup size, so it never really bothered me. Since I had my kid, one hangs slightly lower than the other, it's rather comical. I wouldn't mind having it lifted up to match the other HAHA. Wouldn't want any reduction or enlargement though, I hate the look of fake boobs so the most I'd have done is lift one up a little.
Let the slow and sensual rubbish be reserved for loving making. When it comes to pure sex, break out the raw, primal animal that resides in every man, fueled by passion, rage or even both. Gain some bruises, live a little! Just my thoughts on the matter.
Never mind that last comment, just spotted the dates. Wonder what happened?
Yes! I've done it a fair few times. I'm not about to cheat on my OH so I use my imagination, so to speak, if I want to do someone I cant.
In that one intense moment, the world ceased to exist. The sensation between my legs hit a never-before-reached high. My glorious release!!!
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I changed it for you.

Edits put stories back in the queue, but moderators don't have to read the entire piece again, because all changes are highlighted for them.

I'm surprised it made it passed our hawkeye verifiers. It's an easy mistake to make.



Thanks!!!
So I made a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY stupid mistake. I was suppose to write "tale" in my title and like a dumb a$$ I've written "tail". Not even sure how one makes such a dipshit move? Anyhow, If I change it in the edit section will it be sent for verification again? If it does then I'll wait as it's only just been verified. I feel like bashing my head off the keyboard for this one HAHAHAHA!
Thanks, I will never look at spock - or anyone who makes the spock symbol - the same way EVER again!

I wondering why 'doing the spock' is not already a thing though!?
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The question regarding 'what is considered cheating' has been asked many times before, and the consensus (which I fully agree with) is usually that if you perform something that your partner wouldn't approve or that you'd need to hide from him/her, that is considered cheating.


Amen to that! My exact thoughts! If your OH would be pissed and you are hiding it, then yes it is cheating! I've yet to tell my OH I've joined this site and I even consider that borderline as it is dis-honest and I'm not sure how he'd fell about it. He may be fine, he may hate it. It all depends on the couple but, yeah if your OH would be pissed and there is ANYTHING sexual at all involved then yes, i'd say it's wrong. I'm not saying that if your OH would be pissed at you talking to a friend of the opposite sex at work then that would be cheating, as well it's not. No sexual involvement, no cheating.
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When I was in college I worked a couple of days a week in San Francisco and would walk by a construction job at lunch time. You know those guys can really let you know it you have it or not.


Try working with them LOL I'm in the industry. Felt bad but the first one to make a comment I went at him like a pit-bull. Looking I'm not fussed, caught most at one point or another but don't say shit to me! Mind you after working with them so long, I think they've friend zoned me ahahaha!
Probably shouldn't post this as the OH wouldn't be pleased if he found out, since I'm in the industry myself, but construction workmen. Watching a guy do a bit of good old fashioned manual labor mmmm. I often find myself doing less work than I should, thanks to watching a builders bum at work!
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The letter W

I'm hard and dry going in, I'm soft and wet coming out, what am I?


Yes.

Pasta?
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A deviant pervert?



HAHAHA! Nope, well I guess it could be but not the right answer! Guess again!
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*Control of a woman's remote control vibe in public



Random fact... As of late last year, you can now get a vibe that you install an app on your phone for. You can then control that vibe from ANYWHERE in the world. Wanted to buy one but they set you back a couple hundred and I cant warrant that spending on a toy LOL. I'll wait till they drop down in price first!
Me and the OH started having regular three ways with a close friend of his. It all depends on the couple if it will work out. Me and my OH have an exceptionally open-minded relationship, try anything once, do it again if we both like it, kind of deal. It's also down to if you and your OH have the ability to class sex apart from everything else. In other words, can you view the third party as nothing more than a 'sex toy' (Just don't say that to the third party, might not go down well). If one member has a particularly clingy personality, best stay away from group sex. Me and my OH have been doing MMF with the other guy for almost a year, pretty often now but nothing has changed outside the bedroom. If you can't do that, then again stay away from group sex. There is now a woman I've become close too who I think would be up for joining us and that's something we will be trying soon too hopefully. Starting the MMF boosted our ability to communicate better as a couple too and we are now going to join a local swingers club when we get the chance as it is a fair drive away. It worked out very well for us but I know other's I've been with would have ended in down right disaster. It really is down to how your relationship is.
I read somewhere that it's a subconscious physiological thing. When a girl spits, it's a rejection of the mans sperm hence less of a turn on. Yet when she swallows the exact opposite is true and she is "welcoming" his man juice and submitting to him in a way, further arousing him. How true that is however I don't know, but guys like swallowing so swallow I shall HAHA
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you can use scissors.he goes between your legs while you are in a side way position he will go in further and sure you love it . I really do .mmmmmmm


One of the very few positions I have yet to try, did not know it was better for deeper penetration. Thanks might give it a go, even if we'll look like a pair of twats. If I see that in a porno I just buckle laughing. HEHE
I used to sleep about a bit back in the day, not that I'm proud of the fact. Men of all sizes.

In my experience one of the best positions for the less gifted guys would be for you to lay on your back, kind of in missionary style but with your legs wrapped around his neck and your knees as far up to your head as you can flex, with him leaning down on you. You get a bit more control this way too, than in regular missionary and if you're a bum lady, it's a good way to get a grip ;) If you've only just started having sex then this might be good as it's not too far off regular missionary. I'm not sure if that one has a name so had to describe it LOL.

Cowgirl give you control so you can use what he has to your advantage but I'd recommend reverse cowgirl, it will allow him to hit your g-spot and if he can't get deep, then go for a g-spot pounding! Doggy also works for this!

As others have said he will be great for trying anal! The very first guy I did that with was rather gifted, would have been better if he hadn't been LOL!

Welcome to the wonderful world of fucking! Enjoy!
I'm new here and haven't done much voting but my rating system remains the same as in other places....


If I don't make it to the end, or the story just really, really isn't for me at all. No vote.

Otherwise...

If it's both well written and engages my interest in story line, or if the story line itself isn't my thing but yet, it's still good and well written ect, then by all means vote it up to a Five.
If writing isn't 100% but story is still brilliant , or if there are very small areas that need improvement, such as a sudden shift in direction that needs just one or two lines added before, or other such things, give it a four.
If the writing needs improvement and the story is not that great, yet it was a good effort, go for a three.

And never give out a two or a one here, as anything of such terrible writing or grammar to get a one or two, wouldn't have made it onto lush.
I'm new here and haven't done much voting but my rating system remains the same as in other places....


If I don't make it to the end, or the story just really, really isn't for me at all. No vote.

Otherwise...

If it's both well written and engages my interest in story line, or if the story line itself isn't my thing but yet, it's still good and well written ect, then by all means vote it up to a Five.
If writing isn't 100% but story is still brilliant , or if there are very small areas that need improvement, such as a sudden shift in direction that needs just one or two lines added before, or other such things, give it a four.
If the writing needs improvement and the story is not that great, yet it was a good effort, go for a three.

And never give out a two or a one here, as anything of such terrible writing or grammar to get a one or two, wouldn't have made it onto lush.
I'd agree with two points already said above, try to get him to be a part of buying a new one and maybe the cloning kit would be a good idea. You can find them here for pretty cheap. www.lovehoney.co.uk for UK or www.lovehoney.com if you are in the US. Very good site, used them often. High quality products. Discrete packaging ( Had a few left the guy next door on delivery, they are that discrete)

Perhaps suggest getting something for you and for him then use both toys in the bedroom together.

There is nothing wrong with having a bit of toy fun and when you get over the initial reluctance from him, they could add a new flavor to you're love life, both together and alone. Me and the OH shop for them together and 'test' them together. Lots of couples do it biggrin :D
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The person who built me didn't need me.
The person who bought me didn't want me.
The person who used me didn't know it.

What am I?


I've always used gravestone as the answer for this one LOL! Could also be a coffin.

I stand in front of Women, I stand at the back of the cow.
What am I?
How old are you?
Under 20

Have you done anything sexual in a:

Just a car, the OH not long got driving biggrin

Where was the vehicle parked when you had sex in it?

Secluded parking lot?
Both Public parking lots and hidden parking lots.

What have you done in a vehicle:

Masturbated? yes
Heavy petting? yes
Blowjob? yes
Fingered? yes
Handjob? yes
69? nope
Fucking? yes

Did you:

Get completely naked? nope
Left just a shirt on? yes
Left just socks on? no
Just removed underwear/panties? no

Where in the vehicle did you do it?

Front seat? yes
Back seat? yes
In the bed of a pickup? nope
On top of the hood? not yet
On top of the trunk? not yet
On the roof of the car? never thought of it, but will give it a go! could be fun

Have you ever gotten caught by:

Cops? yes
Friends? no
Strangers? yes
Parents? no
Siblings? no
Someone else not listed? no

If you got caught did you:

Stop everything and leave? with the cops yes!
Keep going at it? yes when strangers.
Hide until they were gone? nope
Get arrested? nope, luckily I think they were too busy laughing
Have your parents called? LOL no
Get seen while actually fucking? yes, both times!
Get seen completely naked? nope

Did the vehicle you were in belong to:

My OH

Have you had sex in a vehicle to celebrate:

Getting a car :D :D :D

Was your first sexual experience in a vehicle?
nope

Do you always "christen" every new vehicle you buy? Yeah

Have you ever encountered other people having sex in a vehicle? Yeah, there is a car park that we drive by on the way home, ALWAYS someone fucking when the sun goes down

Have you ever given or received "road head"? No I assume that means get head while driving, no willy here LOL

Have you ever masturbated and had a huge shuttering orgasm while driving? I do not drive yet but have done to the OH while driving.

When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? A few weeks ago now sad

Does the thought or memories of sex in a car make you horny even today? Depends

Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to have a date at a drive-in? Would depend on her age and maturity and the guy she was going with and if we'd had "the talk"

Approximately how many times have you had some sort of sex in a vehicle? Just a few right now, as I said not long had a car.

Any exciting stories you'd like share?

Was fucking in car park (The first time we'd had car sex might i add!) and a fucking cop car drove in and pulled up in the spot next to us! They had the WHOLE car park and they pulled up next to us!? Didn't notice them until they had pulled up, so I'm still riding the OH like there's no fucking tomorrow! Only to turn round and there is a cop car with a pair of cops laughing their tits of at what they had found! I don't think I've ever dressed so quick in my life! Lucky they didn't bother getting out the car and cuffing us as it was the middle of the night. So we drove off to finish the night at home HAHA! Most people would be put off getting caught by the ol' bill one the first car fuck but not us, just had to find another spot LOL
Hate it!

It just makes me feel exposed and vulnerable. I honestly have no idea why it makes me feel the way it does, it's the only thing I've done that makes me feel like that. Nope just not for me! That's not to say I won't let the OH go down, I just won't face sit biggrin
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No rule of thumb, actually. i have read some amazing stories in which there is a lot of build up, but the actual sex is a small percentage - i've also read some that are pure sex that are brilliant - mostly, it depends on the author. lol - i don't usually share this in public, just with some of the writers that i am close to, but when i write erotica, i usually write the story with little notes in it: Sex scene here - anal - and then, when i have the story done, i wait until i'm in the proper mood and write the sex scene in. to me, the story is the important part - yes, i want hot sex, but i want it woven into a compelling story. mostly, it's personal preference, Saphira.


Thank you! What a fantastic Idea, I'll have to remember that one if I'm not really in the mood for the sexual scene but want to carry on with the story. biggrin :D :D
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10 k is the maximum, actually, you shouldn't have been able to do that - someone on my team is going to get yelled at...


That's very useful to know, thank you! I was going to wait until I had finished my first WIP and post it in one go too! LOL ah well, at least I can get some of it on here sooner now!
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Dammit, I thought that 3,000 characters was referring to the minimal amount of people that must contained in the story. I have to admit, my romantic tale was getting quite smutty. I can now finally revise my lovely gondola scene, without those 2,998 bystanders masturbating to the sentimental couple.

Seriously though, 3,000 characters isn't the same as 3,000 words. If you consider an average of 5 characters/word, 3,000 characters only represents 600 words; if you can't manage to write a story with that many words, you might as well find another hobby.



LOL! to the first part, gave me right giggle.

As for 3000 characters, I just checked the word count on a random page of my current WIP and it has 3,434 without spaces (over 4,000 with spaces) and that only amounts to 794 words.

Maybe site rules would benefit from changing the minimum to say 1,000 words instead. as it's only just over a MS Word page in default font (times new roman size 12)
So as You may have seen in some of my previous posts I'm working on my first erotica story.

Using only my first chapter for talks sake I'm wondering what a good sex - story line ratio would be, for example in chapter one I have...

2,139 words, of which 816 make up the sexual scene. For those of you who might have difficulty grasping word count (I know I do) That works out at 38.15% of the chapter being sex and the other 61.85% being dedicated to, character development and story line. ( If my math is correct, been a while, I could be wrong )

Is there a rule of thumb in the genre on how much sex should go into a story and how much should be actual plot?? As The transition from 'regular fiction' to adult fiction is proving harder than I first thought. Although I'm enjoying this much more and the story develops in my mind much easier with this genre. I think I might make the change in writers style permanent!

Thanks in advance!!!
I should be finishing clearing out the storage room to turn into my study/crafting room.

I should be going through and organizing all my crafting supplies.

And the dog keeps looking at me as if to say "when are we going for a walk?" Even though it's not walkies time yet!