I'm still sad we never got Gilbert Gottfried to do it.

I just wanted to address this because it's something we're seeing more and more of, and given the state of the world, I suspect it's only going in one direction.
coughs skynet coughs
This is a writing site, but more than that, it's a community of writers and readers who encourage, feed back to, assist and champion other amateur writers who take time and effort to learn the rules of grammar, hone their craft, edit and edit and edit and then put out something for others to hopefully enjoy.
Plugging something into an AI generator and presenting a story about five seconds later, in my opinion, is just as bad as plagiarism, which is already the top cardinal sin on a writing site.
I've no doubt that some people just won't care in the slightest that it's not their own work, but I'm going to ask anyway. Please don't. Don't cheat, don't take the easy way, don't pass skynet's generic wank fodder off as your own. Don't feed your ideas into an engine and kid yourself on that you wrote something because it uses your own experiences. Have a go yourself.
If we do find out your story is AI generated, your story will be deleted and you may face an account ban.
Thanks.
Ps. We also don't accept stories translated from other languages using AI.
Right, so I'm gonna do 2 winners, just because rainbows make me happy.
The first, I'm picking because I liked the picture best, and the second was a random number generator pick, so as random as it can be.
So well done BNW, and LuceDevlin.
You can either have the gold yourself, have the gold for someone else, or take the equivalent value in Lush Coins.
Let me know ![]()
(You can PM me if you're shy)
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Stamps in the the room with a sign, a hammer, and two nails. Nails the sign onto the wall, points at it. stamps out.
Lush Stories publishes erotic stories. If you are thinking of submitting a story without any erotic elements in it, don't. Thank you. Sprite.
Wait, this chick still works here? She hasn't done any work since 2018.
Just to add to the above...
We now have nearly 6000 platinum and gold members, so although stories are still fast tracked, the wait times will range from between 1-4 days in general. This isn't a guarantee - things will fluctuate throughout the year, but I just want to reassure people there has been no change with the way the stories are received.
Obviously, story fast tracking is just one advantage of a platinum membership, and many premium members don't write stories. We are continually monitoring this. For information, we may occasionally allocate things to a mod to allow us to manage the main queue a little better, so you may see a story as allocated, which then shows at a later time as unallocated.
For non-premium members, the wait time will usually range from 5-10 days, but can creep up to 2 weeks at busy times.
Please don't be surprised if more stuff gets rejected back to authors to fix, instead of us fixing it ourselves. A good proofread or a simple spell check should catch the basic errors that we still often find.
Thanks.
Just to advise that these will be a little slower than usual for premium members whilst we work on the story backlog.
If you normally submit stories immediately they're approved, can we please ask that for now you give a few days grace to help us out.
Thanks.
Update: Jan 2026.
Story wait times remain high nearly consistently now.
For premium members, expect to wait 1- 7 days
For non premium members, the wait may be up to 3 weeks at peak times.
All these stories of sun and sea and the occasional alien, because why the heck not, has put me firmly into vacation mode. As always, the story quality on display was delightful to see. Before I get to the winners, I want to give a big thank you to the person who shortlisted this comp. We try to rotate this as much as we can, and it's a big undertaking given the number of entries, so my heartfelt thanks to them, and of course to all the judges who gave me their feedback.
Without further ado though, let me get to the winners. First and second place actually tied on points, but the winner placed first more often and therefore takes first place overall. So very well done to JP Sinister, with his beautifully told tale, Breath Becomes Air.
Coming a very, very close second, is Carlton St James, with his highly entertaining romp, Fucked In The Head.
And completing our leaderboard this time, we have the always exceptional Jaymal, with his saucy tale, Thank You, Paradise.
I'll be in touch with you all over the next day or two, regarding your prizes.
Very well done to everyone else who made the top ten for this competition, and to everyone who took part, read, commented, encouraged... and masturbated. Your efforts are all appreciated 😇
The full list of winners:
1. Breath Becomes Air by JP Sinister
2. Fucked In The Head by Carlton St James
3. Thank you, Paradise by Jaymal
4. Salt and Surrender by LostCoyote
5. The One Who Stayed by Obsolete_Fox
6. Let's Get Off by WannabeWordsmith
8. Faithful Enough by KatieTheWriter
10. Salt In The Wound, Honey On The Tongue by Peter_Ashford
A new competition will be announced shortly. Until then, if you're interested in winning a gold membership, check out this forum here.
Jen x
Dust 'em off, load 'em up. It's June, so be proud and get your rainbow on. Let's decorate this place with a little colour and a little love.
If you change your avatar to something rainbow themed, post a pic of it here for a chance to win a gold membership for a year. If you already have gold or platinum, you can feel free to donate it to someone else, and Sprite might just send you nudes to reward your good deed.
Well, she might. Haven't asked her yet... 🤭
This competition is a bit random and the judge (probably me) is totally open to bribes, so feel free to leave a bribe alongside your picture. I like cookies. And diamonds. You don't have to bribe me. I may respect you more if you don't.
The closing date is sometime later in the month and I might randomly make up other rules as we go along. Who knows.
❤️🧡💛💚💙🩷💜
Ps. If you like to change your avatar a lot, that's fine. Just post one here and you'll be entered into the draw. You don't need to keep the same one up the whole month.
In the draw so far:
Luce - Winner!
BNW - Winner!
Teasing us by posting in the forum, but no picture yet
As I said in the other thread, it's not against lush rules. The law is aimed at protecting you from seeing things where you don't expect it, e.g to your email account, or a mainstream social media app. This is an adult erotica site. By continuing to use this site there is a reasonable expectation that you will be exposed to x-rated material. The site has provided tools to help you manage your own experience here.
I think this thread has run its course.
This is an adult sex-related site, and by using it, yes, you're probably going to be more exposed to x-rated things, than if you choose not to use it. The site has put tools in place for people to manage unwanted communications, should they wish to use them. There is no lush law against sending an x-rated pic to someone via the internal mail, solicited or otherwise, and I can't see that changing. Some don't like it, some do like it and others just don't care. Personally, I think it's fucking weird. As others have said, if you don't open with that in a bar, don't open with that here. But this is a sex site, and it will not even cross some people's minds that this wouldn't be allowed.
However, we will not tolerate harassment under any circumstances. If someone has been asked to stop and doesn't, this will be investigated and acted upon. You may not find out the outcome of this investigation, or you may not agree with it, but that doesn't mean nothing has happened.
But the first line of defence are the block tools available to you, which we ask all people to make use of, as with any other site on the internet. All the mods are members too and this site is meant to be fun. We don't want to start strictly policing every aspect of people's interactions. Yes, it would be nice if it wasn't a thing, however it would be naive to assume human nature is going to change any time soon.
If you report harassment, it will be investigated. Reports are monitored throughout the day by various mods. Discussions are had about any cases that cause concern, and any permanent bans go through admin, so there is an additional layer of scrutiny. All this reporting activity is logged, as are any outcomes.
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There used to be a 'Hide' option but I cannot see that now. If you edit the story it will be removed and placed into your drafts folder which meets your requirements. Should you then wish to relist it you would need to publish again (with a moderator note to say it actually hasn't changed you simply wanted to remove it for a while). Anyway someone else may have a better solution or find the 'Hide' option.
Yeah, editing and saving to your drafts is the way. It will retain scores and comments and it's not a hassle to deal with ![]()
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Do you now have to purchase an upgrade to change your forum signature? I used to know how to do that. I guess I could use a refresher. Thanks.
I don't think you need a subscription. See this thread for a how to ![]()
There is something special about an island. Isolated or not, they are their own little microcosms of civilization.
We want to read your sexy stories situated on an island. Maybe you’re having a summer getaway to an idyllic adults-only paradise. Maybe you’ve been marooned and washed ashore, not knowing what or who awaits you. Or maybe you’ve uprooted your mainland life in favour of a slower island life.
The setting doesn’t have to be hot, but the stories need to be. We want steamy, sordid details of everything your characters get up to in the bedroom, or the workplace, or the beach... you get the picture.
Stories should be a maximum of 4,000 words (no poetry or micros please) and as always, we encourage you to use our large category list to help with ideas.
This competition will run through May.
Closing date: Saturday May 31st
Announcement date: Monday 9th June Edit: or Tuesday 10th 😇
See link below for full details.