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Jezziebelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 38
United States

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I like the list, it gives me something to strive for. That being said, I'll just echo some people above in saying I wish it was more clear what exactly gets you onto the list. Is is votes? Views? Does someone pick them? Not trying to be critical, I've just always kind of wondered about that... Either way, if it's a headache for you, get rid of it. Lush should be fun, not stressful ;)
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Quote by 0PrincessX0
For me, it's been about 5 days.
My period is to blame; I refuse to ever have sex during it.
But now its pretty much over its time to vent my frustration out on my boyfriend.


I've had a few partners who got super horny on their period and it was hard to keep them off me (if I had wanted to refuse them, for some unconscionable reason). One even got off on seeing my fingers and manhood stained in a pale red hue.


groooooosssssssssssss. (clearly, I am more like princess)
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I can't imagine there would be a way to find out. What about people that are born male but live privately as female etc?


Trust me I understand all the gender identity issues at play here. I was just hoping for a GENERAL, broadview average. Like out of 37,000 profiles 20,000 of them identify as male. or something like that.
EWWWWWWWW I think I've seen some of those mugshots before. With a "wanted dead or alive" sign around them!

this one was just too fricken funny though. Even with my veeeeeery limited German I thought this was hilarious:


Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?

I love women. I love beer. I love pretzels. I love song, the drinking of beer and singing to the women eating the pretzels. You like me?




LMFAO!
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Foreplay is when you buy her another long island iced tea


Trust me, we know that trick too. If we let you do it, we're onto your game.
Curious, does anyone know (generally speaking) what the ratio of men v. women is on Lush? Like are 60% Lush users men? (or some other statistic I made up)
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sadism ----------- now that I understand the game!


not quite, your word should have started with "m" since Rocco's ended with "m"

so since yours was sadism, and therefore ends with "m" mine will start with "m"

Manly
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It's hard to walk that way, Ali-Babe.


Exactly. It's like a woman wearing high heels, it's hard to run away then. hehehe
well since I'm bi, I guess I should cut my list in half, huh?

Men:
1. David Boreanaz (wins, hands down. And pants down!)
2. Russell Crowe
3. Eric Dane (there's' a reason they call him McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy)
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Josh Holloway


Women:
1. Eva Mendez
2. Catherine Zeta Jones
3. Jessica Biel
4. Jessica Alba
5. Miley Cyrus (as long as she's not allowed to talk)
Alright ladies, what is your favorite thing to see on a man, in terms of underwear?

My favorite is boxer briefs. They just cup a man so nicely and show off his bum too!
October. but not worried... Christmas vacation is going to be fun! he he he he he
That question is really limiting. It's more about what having a nice body MEANS. I love doing outdoor sports and being active, and I need a guy who can keep up with me. So it's not about him being eye candy, it's about him being able to go biking or kayaking with me for more than 10 minutes. haha.
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sorry to interupt girls but i knew a girl that would use her bedpost, and she had been known to sit on the gear stick in her car! ok girls you can carry on now! lol! xx


whoa. that's kind of ... impressive... and kind of scary... lol
lets pierce your cock like that and yank on it then we'll talk about a girl doing it
I definitely think mine are more than large enough. I've thought about getting them done when I'm older though, since us girls with the large knockers will have them knocking at our knees by 40.
I only put things there if I KNOW they are clean...like I have sanitized them? I'm not an idiot I just like to be creative.
Well think about what you put in print. Once it's written down it's there forever. No one else will know you're kidding.
whatever, at least paint actually posts pictures of himself, unlike the person who started this post.
One, you guys are MEAN today.

>:<


Two, I don't cam and tell, other than to defend people against defamation.

It's bigger.

If you don't believe me, that's your own problem. I'll just keep the joyful knowledge to myself.
Try to avoid the cold things, lol, unless that is what you are going for...

Try:

The neck of a wine or beer bottle
A new toothbrush
The handle of a kitchen utensil, like a serving spoon
A cucumber


get creative. lol