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Jezziebelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 38
United States

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Oh yea hairbrush handle, the only thing ive ever been brave enough to use


branch out. I was scared at first, but once you start, you won't stop!
His posture. I notice people who have good posture and carry themselves with an air of confidence. Then his smile.

Does this mean I'm the only one that gets creative with household objects? LMAO.

Alright Ladies,

We've all been there. Either you look a household object and think, "I wonder what that would be like" or you are desperate because your favorite toy just died.

What is your favorite thing to use as a sex toy that normally has a different use?

My new favorite? A wine bottle!
St. Nick on the Fourth in a Fervor

by: Ha Ha Tonka

GREAT Southern band, saw them live 2 years ago. Still love that first CD of theirs.
Try this site, it's my favorite place to get toys and they deliver very quickly.

They are also very discrete. First time I ordered from them I was living in a dorm and I had to pick up the package from a guy at the counter. He had no idea biggrin

http://www.edenfantasys.com/
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Ahem...polygamy. Need I say more?


my thoughts exactly.....


Polygamy is actually just multiple spouses, of any gender. The Mormans practice polygyny (multiple wives).

I could never go for polygyny (multiple wives). I am not good at sharing my toys. ;D

Polyandry, (multiple husbands, one wife) on the other hand, I may consider.
I miss living at home and having everything paid for.

Being an adult is highly overrated.
When you realize you have a bruise on your wrist where you rest your arm against your laptop while you type.
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I generally like men, and like most women I admit that I get along better with men than other women. The one thing that reaaaaaaally ticks me off though is that (most) men are really bad at returning phone calls. Call me back damn you all! hahaha.



Ahhh...I knew there was something I was forgetting...probably subconsciously...Women and their phone time...Or women and their phone time while driving...or women and their phone time while shopping, getting their nails manicured, sitting in front of the telly with a radio blaring in the background...or with their small children attempting to get their mom's attention while she's yakking on the phone with some poor guy - about the most important thing in the world at 10:00 pm.

Women - Phones

Ugh


I'm not looking for an hour long conversation or your life story. I just want the courtesy of returning a phone call to let me know if/when you are coming over....... so that if you're not I can have fun in other ways ;)
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Serious I want too see that!!


I'll see what I can do about getting a picture up for you. ;p
Okay I clicked and now I don't know what to say, so I'm just going to fall back on my standard. I use this sentence when there is an awkward lag in the chat rooms:

"I can make the shape of a three leaf clover with my tongue."



Really. I can.
I generally like men, and like most women I admit that I get along better with men than other women. The one thing that reaaaaaaally ticks me off though is that (most) men are really bad at returning phone calls. Call me back damn you all! hahaha.
They did a medical study a few years ago and found that people with multiple partners (men and women alike) are more fertile when they are sexually active with more than just one person. I really don't know any of the science behind it, but I just remember that men's sperm counts went up and women were more likely to conceive.
Thanks for all the help guys. It turns out he's kind of a tool and instead of letting me help him feel better he's decided he's going to go out and screw anything that moves. Good time. smile I will keep all the great advice in mind though, in case that problem ever, um doesn't arise, again.
I've done it. Sitting at the library sometimes I just need a "study break." lol. I always sit at a table, with my computer right in front of me, reading a great story, one hand under the table. Other people could notice but I'm usually too busy to see if they do, or to care.
Snuggling is great. At first. But I can't sleep with someone touching me all the time.
Swallow! I worked hard for that stuff, I want to keep it damn it. Besides otherwise it always ends up in my hair. : /
I'm all about the trimmed. Shaved is a lot of work, most guys are too lazy, and besides I shave.

Shaved skin + shaved skin = owchie.

On the other hand an out of control forest is no fun.

Trim away lads.
While I wouldn't turn away a guy just because he was uncut, I much prefer the look of a cut penis. I've never been with a guy that was uncut and I can honestly say I would probably be confused for the first 5 seconds lol.
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...Honey...did you lose your Viagra?


hehehehehe. sometimes that just needs to be asked
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I can't believe any of us are that stupid.


Trust us, some of y'all ARE that stupid.
"So, now that you have me, you can get rid of your porn and erotica, right?"
Thanks guys. I've tried to be very supportive through the whole thing, but I think he is just really mortified by it. We have a lot of friends in common and he hasn't even been around when we go out or anything. He is clearly avoiding me, and all of our friends think we had a fight, but I'm not going to tell them what happened, that would just be cruel. I guess I am just going to have to wait and see if this is something he can get over enough to at least talk to me ...
A few weeks ago I was getting frisky with a guy I really liked, but just as actual penetration was about to begin he lost his erection. It came back, but he lost it again after about 10 minutes, without orgasming. He said he has had this problem before (he's shy, he gets nervous...) but I'm wondering is that common? He's only 26 and there was no alcohol involved. While mentally I know it's probably not my fault, when a guy can't keep his erection my mind starts going a hundred miles an hour about why (did I do something wrong, was he not that attracted to me, is he secretly gay, am I just paranoid...).

Now he won't call me back, I know he's probably embarrassed, but I feel like this is something we could work on/work out ... however, if he won't answer the phone, that is not something we can work out lol.

IS THIS NORMAL?
1. See Every Ocean
2. Go to every country in Europe
3. Be the first person in my family to graduate college.
4. Move somewhere where I don't know anyone.
5. Run a half marathon
6. Learn to surf
7. Work for a civil rights non-profit organization, like the ACLU or the HRC
8. Pay off my college loans
9. Learn to play the acoustic guitar
10. Fall madly in love, with myself