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Jillicious
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Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

....................................................................--YODA
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How completely depressing. Apparently all of my stories have a comprehension grade level of 6 or 7.

I've already got an idea for my next story:
See Dick.
See Jane.
See Dick fuck.
See Dick fuck Jane.

Holy shit! That returned:
Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 5.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 67.
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Another great movie, especially if you want a good comedy, is Some Like it Hot

Marylin Monroe, Jack Lemmon, and Tony Curtis
When two musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all female band disguised as women, but further complications set in.



Well worth a watch.
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I assume everything I read on the internet is fiction unless backed up with proof.
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Embed Google Gadgets to our profiles


On any Google Gadget page, on the right hand side, exists a button that says "Embed this gadget". Thousands of customization options instantly available for our profiles.

Just a thought. I wouldn't be surprised if you shoot it down. But it could be pretty nice putting some of the gadgets into our profile.
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"I jus 8 tacos 4 dinner. lol."

It would take ten million monkeys typing on facebook for over a hundred years before it could produce something worth reading.
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I don't find it exciting but I guess if my man wants to watch then it is okay with me.
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There are some great tips for better writing in the Writer's Resources sub forum. Read through the stickies in that forum. They should help a lot.
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The evil "As"

Looks like I've got some work to do on my stories. I searched for as and found a number of issues. There is always something to work on.
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Quote by hottestmale


My dick is so big; it has a moon.

My dick is so big; it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.

My dick is so big; it was recently split into two area codes.

My dick is so big; the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.

LOL..and it continues.....................................................




My dick has so much mass; light can not escape from its presence

My dick is so big; it is often used to measure large distances in space.

Forget the astronomical unit! We've now got dick units!
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Quote by baker992009
I would love to see the option of video chat offered


Yeah then women who aren't interested in video chat can be accosted by men who think its our duty. No thanks.
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Funny thread. I can't help but laugh. All Internet penises are 40% larger than real life.
But a 16"? Wow. I've never heard a guy have the guts to say that and not back it up.
So sign me up. I would like to know what it feels like to get CPR during sex.
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Quote by BigDaddyRich
Science Fiction


I recently finished a story about the old Lost In Space tv show. I haven't proofread it as of yet but I might just get to it.
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Quote by HoneyBee000
... I'm starting think there is a connection from getting a good maths lesson and creativity in writing...


Wait until you start solving triple integrals in spherical coordinates! Then you can think about your stories three dimensionally.
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The temperature in my neck of the woods was a nice crisp -19 degrees early this morning.
This video just made my already cold body shiver even more. Very cool video.
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I just saw this thread was started in 2007. I wonder if she got them done.


HAHA! I didn't even notice that.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I am working on a time traveling story set in the Cretaceous period.


Would you include a special appearance by the penisaurus pants?
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I have been working on a story about the tediousness of picking the juicy seeds out of a pomegranate. I guess I could change the subject to hislittleslut16.
Would that be satisfactory? The tediousness of picking the seeds out of hislittleslut16.

DOUCHE! lol.
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In this thread LOL means "lots of love".
Post sad statements that would need lots of love.

I'll start:


I heard you were diagnosed with chlamydia. LOL!
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I would avoid doing it on the very high likely hood that you will have numb nipples. That would suck.
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Just get out and do something besides writing, watching movies, or listening to music. Get out and move while thinking about possible situations.
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The other day when it was 10 degrees below zero, fahrenheit, I thought it was a bit nippy outside.
Today we are supposed to reach a whopping 30 degrees, nearly warm enough for an invigorating swim.
Jumping 40 degrees in a week is tough. I feel your pain.
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