My next story involves an obnoxious forum spammer. Who, through a series of events, gets his pants stolen from him.
I also masturbate in the shower. Hand held shower heads are the greatest invention of all time. OF ALL TIME!
wyoming does have some cold weather. maybe that explains why they are taking up the rear.
sure. pay me and I'll write you a story. I might have to muddle through it but I'll do it.
Waffles are WAY better than pancakes.
So long as you aren't using IE. It is the only browser I despise. Beyond that it should be personal choice.
Chrome is definitely fast, and pretty awesome.
-A jazz band
-rippling sound of a creek
-still sound of a deep mountainous area
-The sound of a rifle echoing off a canyon wall
-the sound of fear during a test
* As a writer, do you ever find yourself limiting or censoring how dirty or kinky you would get in a story (or what categories you write in) because you're concerned that it might limit/shock your reading audience?
No. I don't care if my writing offends anyone. I do care that there are rules of the site that need to be followed. I have written stories that I would never submit here.
* How much does your writing cater to what you think your readers want, or do you strictly just write according to your own agenda?
I write what I want. I'm not too good at writing for others. I do try to improve my writing by small and simple things each time I write something new.
* Does your online presence and 'reputation' affect how you write and what you put out there, or do you feel that your stories are 100% authentically as dirty, kinky and explicit as you'd ever want to make them.
I don't care much about any reputation or what anyone thinks of me. I do respect the site enough to not trying to submit anything that would be against the letter or the spirit of the rules.
I was once peed on in the shower. I was not expecting it nor did I want it. He left the shower with a bad case of sore balls as a result of a nut punch.
Urine washes off but I really don't understand why anyone would want to drink it. I can't imagine that it would be pleasant.
You could also visit the chat rooms. There seems to be people chatting in there.
Very much so. The issue with the nerdy nice guys is that most are trying to bag the girl who is going for the smart asses instead of the nice quiet girl on the side. We are here waiting to be noticed.
I don't mind getting cummed on. But I don't like it all the time.
Anywhere below the head is fine without warning. Anything above the neck better have a big Please somewhere in the question.
How disappointing. I thought I was sending encoded messages to the FBI through private whispers intercepted by Lush moderators.
Thanks for clearing that up.