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Jillicious
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · New York

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My next story involves an obnoxious forum spammer. Who, through a series of events, gets his pants stolen from him.
Quote by sundance
They are all lovely but aren't we all equal?


We are in a sausage factory with just a few hot dog buns lying around. With small supply and large demand are we all really equal?
I also masturbate in the shower. Hand held shower heads are the greatest invention of all time. OF ALL TIME!
wyoming does have some cold weather. maybe that explains why they are taking up the rear.
sure. pay me and I'll write you a story. I might have to muddle through it but I'll do it.
tineye.com
check the pictures yourself. It doesn't have every picture that is plastered all over the internet. But if it comes up with at least a few matches then you will have a pretty good idea.
some of us choose not to post pictures for a myriad of reasons. but pictures being reused on other websites is a good reason not to.



Hovering is disgusting and the root cause of gross bathrooms in the first place. Always clean before you sit.
So long as you aren't using IE. It is the only browser I despise. Beyond that it should be personal choice.
Chrome is definitely fast, and pretty awesome.
-A jazz band
-rippling sound of a creek
-still sound of a deep mountainous area
-The sound of a rifle echoing off a canyon wall
-the sound of fear during a test
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1, the original is my fav,closely followed by 2 & 3.
And of course the 1st porno I ever saw,which was Traci Lords in Sister Dearest


These were the first movies that came to my mind as well. 2 is my favorite.




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...U know of any on line sites we can find em on?

You can buy them on Amazon. Or if you know what a torrent is...
* As a writer, do you ever find yourself limiting or censoring how dirty or kinky you would get in a story (or what categories you write in) because you're concerned that it might limit/shock your reading audience?

No. I don't care if my writing offends anyone. I do care that there are rules of the site that need to be followed. I have written stories that I would never submit here.



* How much does your writing cater to what you think your readers want, or do you strictly just write according to your own agenda?

I write what I want. I'm not too good at writing for others. I do try to improve my writing by small and simple things each time I write something new.



* Does your online presence and 'reputation' affect how you write and what you put out there, or do you feel that your stories are 100% authentically as dirty, kinky and explicit as you'd ever want to make them.

I don't care much about any reputation or what anyone thinks of me. I do respect the site enough to not trying to submit anything that would be against the letter or the spirit of the rules.
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Technically, I believe the correct answer is the counterclockwise cross product of the two vectors that define the horizontal plane.

But, then, that may be a little too geeky.



LOL. I thought it was funny.
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...I remind myself constantly that the writers who submit their stories here are, for the most part, amateurs...Many Lush authors have started out with similar structural problems in their writing, and through feedback and help have improved greatly.


This is very true. Most of us are amateurs. I've recently discovered how wordy my writing is. I could be much more to the point. I also used to use 'very' all the time. Instead I started writing bullshit instead of very and now i just delete the bullshit when i'm done. It makes for cleaner sentences. It is the little things that begin to add up. My writing has improved but I've got a long way to go.

Instead of publicly berating an author, especially a new one, it is usually best to just send them a message.
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I wish there was a like button to like comments and forum posts. That would be outstanding. ^^


I've suggested that before as well. But I've been told the forums will not be worked on.
I was once peed on in the shower. I was not expecting it nor did I want it. He left the shower with a bad case of sore balls as a result of a nut punch.
Urine washes off but I really don't understand why anyone would want to drink it. I can't imagine that it would be pleasant.
You could also visit the chat rooms. There seems to be people chatting in there.
Quote by nicola
Most people wouldn't know what a command line in Jill!


My thought would be that conversion would happen on the server end, thus the command line tool suggestion. But if instead users are required to upload their story in PDF then the simple PDF printer I suggested earlier or OpenOffice would do that just fine.
If you click on the Submit Story button on the main page you should see some guidelines. This is one of them:

Please check your story for spelling, grammar and formatting prior to submission. Use the Preview Story button to see if all is well before publishing. Stories containing multiple errors will be removed.
Is a PDF necessary? Or would other formats such as epub or just plain txt work as well? Most e-readers can do simple text files which would easier to implement.

Also there are free text to pdf converters saving you licensing fees. A simple script with this command line program would make for easy conversion. Or the occasional manual batch process. Even a cron job to execute the command would make for easy conversion. Just an idea. I would personally prefer a command line tool over a GUI for batch processes.
Very much so. The issue with the nerdy nice guys is that most are trying to bag the girl who is going for the smart asses instead of the nice quiet girl on the side. We are here waiting to be noticed.
Zscreen - ZScreen is an open-source screen capture program that quietly resides in your system tray until needed. It can take screenshots of a selected region, the active window, or the entire screen. It can even send screen captures via FTP and copy the URL to your clipboard, all with just a single keystroke.
http://code.google.com/p/zscreen/


KeePass - One of those applications that you don’t realize how badly you need until you start using it. It securely stores and manages the login information that you use for e-mail, websites, banks, etc. Unless you always use the exact same login information (a terrible idea!), you need KeePass. It’s even available in a portable version.
http://keepass.info/


Notepad++ - Text editor with the following features: Syntax Highlighting and Syntax Folding, User Defined Syntax Highlighting, Auto-completion, Multi-Document, Multi-View, Regular Expression Search/Replace supported, Full Drag ‘N’ Drop supported, Dynamic position of Views, File Status Auto-detection, Zoom in and zoom out, Multi-Language environment supported, Bookmark, Brace and Indent guideline Highlighting, Macro recording and playback
http://notepad-plus-plus.org/download


BonkEnc - BonkEnc is a fantastic CD ripper, encoder, and audio converter. It’s tiny, lightweight, and is my application of choice for ripping and encoding CDs. BonkEnc can produce MP3, MP4/M4A, Ogg Vorbis, AAC, Bonk and FLAC files, and also features CDDB/freedb lookup.
http://www.bonkenc.org/en/downloads-mainmenu-33


GnuCash - If you recoil in horror at the bloat of financial programs such as Microsoft Money and Quicken, GnuCash may suit your needs. It’s a slimmer version of those programs, and it has all the features I need for managing my meager amount of money.
http://www.gnucash.org/download.phtml


Eraser - If you are paranoid about someone else recovering your sensitive deleted data, you owe it to yourself to check out Eraser. When you delete a file, your operating system really just removes the reference to the file from the file system table. The actual data is still present and can be recovered with an undelete utility. I definitely recommend this!
http://eraser.heidi.ie/


AutoHotkey - It’s hard to know where to begin with this one. What can you do with AutoHotkey? Almost anything! For starters, by using custom keystrokes and mouse-clicks, you can automate practically any repetitive task. Define any shortcut for Windows. Remap keys and buttons any way you please. Control your mouse cursor with your keyboard. By writing your own scripts, the potential is limitless.
http://www.autohotkey.com/


MP3Gain - MP3Gain is a simple and elegant application that serves one main purpose – to automatically adjust MP3 files so they all play at the same volume. It does it without decoding and re-encoding, so the quality remains the same. No more fiddling with the volume between different songs.
http://mp3gain.sourceforge.net/


Battle For Wesnoth - Battle for Wesnoth is a single/multiplayer turn-based strategy game with a fantasy theme. You can build an army from different kinds of units, such as trolls, elves, dwarves, and orcs. There are a number of standard campaigns included, plus a growing number of user-authored campaigns available on the campaign server.
http://www.wesnoth.org/


Alien Arena - A deathmatch-type game along the lines of Quake III and Unreal Tournament. The action is fast and furious, and for me mostly consists of running around and dying. I tend to suck at first-person deathmatch games anyway, but the game is quite engrossing.
http://red.planetarena.org/


Cube 2: Sauerbraten - A free multiplayer/singleplayer first person shooter, built as a major redesign of the Cube FPS.
http://sauerbraten.org/
Miro - Subscribe to video RSS, download, and watch all in one. Search and download from YouTube and others.
http://www.getmiro.com/

Pidgin - Connect to multiple IM accounts simultaneously in a single app, including: AOL IM, MSN, and Jabber.
http://www.pidgin.im/download/windows/

Handbrake - DVD to MPEG-4 ripper/converter. Perfect for utilizing your movies on an HTPC
http://handbrake.fr/downloads.php

Gimp - Photo editing application, similar to photoshop.
http://gimp-win.sourceforge.net/stable.html

Inkscape - Vector graphics application
http://www.inkscape.org/download.php

Infrarecorder - cd/dvd burning
http://infrarecorder.org/


I know of a lot more. I'll make another post when I have more time.
I don't mind getting cummed on. But I don't like it all the time.
Anywhere below the head is fine without warning. Anything above the neck better have a big Please somewhere in the question.
How disappointing. I thought I was sending encoded messages to the FBI through private whispers intercepted by Lush moderators.
Thanks for clearing that up.