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JohnSmith10
22 hours ago
Bi-curious Cis Male, 32
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Yes. Some people have their breasts enhanced to a level that they just look stupid!
If you're looking for a good series of stories on this site, I really recommend SamuraiArcher... His set of stories called "The obsession of Auntie Tania" were the reason i made my account on the site it was so good!!
I quite like the Geordie and Welsh accents... Everytime the person spoke to me, i'd giggle to myself inside
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Im currently a student but yes Ive let my fingers roam on afew occassions and enjoyed an orgasm as my tutor continues with the lecture.


Fair play for not screaming out and disturbing the lecture haha








Sorry didn't mean to send it twice
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Im currently a student but yes Ive let my fingers roam on afew occassions and enjoyed an orgasm as my tutor continues with the lecture.


Fair play for not screaming out and disturbing the lecture haha
Yeah and because i can't have them - it makes me want them more!!

Yes, I'm a child!!
1) I wish i could live forever

2) I wish i could heal ANY disease simply by touching the infected person

3) A woman to live by my side forever to share the journey



(Looks like i didn't read the question... Doh!)
1 - Boneless Banquet from KFC
2 - A cool Coca-Cola (the one in the red tin)
3 - Casino Royale
4 - Music sounds better with you - Stardust
5 - Kelly Brook
Not so much anymore but in my younger teens, the song "Kiss Kiss" by Holly Valance would always make me a bit hot under the collar... It was always good to have a cushion nearby to hide any embarrassing movements down there haha :P
I wouldn't want my feet touched or want to touch feet during sex... I hate them and really don't see the appeal of it :/
1000% Boob man... A woman could have no ass at all but a great pair of boobs and i'd be happy

Does that make me shallow?
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To name a few:

Champ-cum-pagne & glazed strawberries...
Tangy pizza topping....
Triple loaded birthday cake...with homemade icing ;)


Have you ever cum in something and not told someone and then they've eaten/drunk it?
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I have...but it has to be a very intense orgasm. And yes, it can be quite common...but for me, it's more of an uncontrollable tremble and my limbs kind of lock up on me rather than just flopping around like a fish like I've seen in tacky porn.


I was aiming for the trembles really. You see some that are clearly fake and the uncontrollable ones are in my opinion much hotter


I find it super hot when a girl (I'll be honest, it's what I've seen from porn) shakes when she orgasms and I was wondering whether this was a common thing in women or more isolated.

If you're not sure what i'm talking about, look at this video (You'll have to type MILFS PARODY ASHLYNN LEIGH into Google and click on either the pornhub one or the keezmovies one, i had to do this because the link i included didn't work) and start at around 16:43 if you want the whole thing or go straight to 18:22 if you want to know exactly what i mean!


Thanks in advance

JS
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Handgliding....


If you didn't shout "bombs away" as you came, i'm somewhat disappointed haha
Watching a women rub oil onto her breasts is a massive turn on... I also find knee high socks a big turn on for some reason :P
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Man i love Eva Angelina... Thanks for this :P
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I've tried many different concocktions, all of them delicious!


Out of interest, what was your favorite?
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"Let go."

Whenever he would bring me to the edge and then not let me cum, my body would get so intense.

"Let go."

Those were his words to let me know that I can stop holding back and finally cum.



That sounds so hot!
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Do any girls like being fucked in high heels or guys fucking girls in high heels?


It's a fantasy based from porn i think... I'd love to fuck a woman wearing high heels though - it sounds so hot!
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I was think more along the lines of recipes in which to use my special ingredient. ;)


Have you tried putting it in a pie? Or you could jizz into a yogurt lol
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Speaking of which....have any good recipes? silly


Depends how you want your product to taste my friend. I think eating things like pineapple etc make it sweeter
The fact i need to wear glasses... But i suppose that will always be the case
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She is stunning... I'd play with her breasts all day if i could!
I think it's best to look at it from a Chefs point of view, taste the product you're then serving up to people!
There was this girl that i grew up with called Stacey. Her mum really had it going on ;)