Hello, my name is John. I'm 32 years old, and to most people (myself included), the last 5 years of my life have been pretty amazing. I met my now wife Jane (age 35) in 2021, bought our first house together in 2022, got married in 2024, and at the end of 2025, welcomed our perfect firstborn into the world. Things between me and my wife are good. Since the moment we met, we just clicked, and the honeymoon period lasted man...