Roses are red
Waving Hi to sweet Lynn
And I want a ticket
To Lyn and Heidi's sweet sin
He loves me with passionate fervor
And just a half-hour ago he was my server
Wouldn't both do the trick?
Roses are red
Away too long tis true
Now hearing tales of Thundercock
And sticking it with glue
Others may have more than their share of fun
A buxom young student named Claire
Spent many hours shaping her pubic hair
A pro held a sign that said "Free"
I shook my head and said, "it's not me"
The pro smiled and winked
I just stood there and blinked
For my services always require a fee
There come a time in the morning
Roses are red
Lynn's hit the dot
Gettin' some I hope
Happens a lot
Old fashioned is okay
If you like decorating your box
I'll stay modern
Either way the bed fun rocks
Roses are red
Shrew's shoes are the best
Especially where they lead
I'll make it my quest
Roses are red
Lynn returned horny
Fucking til she passes out
And dreaming of rhyme's not so corny
An astronaut rode on a rocket
But he kept one hand in his pocket
Making the rocket squirm
Roses are red
Surely your right
Just watch the "big"
As my holes are still tight
Roses are red
Threesomes are hot
Especially when Lyn and Lynn
Double the onslaught
So Paige don't think twice
Take them up on their offer
Unless you'd like to consider
A foursome counteroffer
Since screaming scrambles dykes at summertime.
This woman had a precious pearl
Which craved a delightful twirl
I hear Arizona is hot
Stay in the shade being taught
Roses are red
Watch out for ice Ping
You know what it does
Shrinking down your thing
A short stack of dimes
Will never do
Better to lick up
Her sweaty girly goo
Run Silent, Run Deep - Peter Wolf
