kind of early for drinks... fuck instead
There once was lush from Kentucky
Who thought drinking bourbon was yucky
Now tequila instead
The Lady from upstate New York
Oft had an aversion to work
But back in her bed
Roses are red
Does Ping have a tatt?
All down his arm
Hey, where's the second guy's hat?
But whether you like boys
Or girls, hell why not both?
Behind your closed door
You make your own troth
how about a polite fuck then? ;-)
Show starts right after dinner
There once was a playroom upstate
Which visitors said was just great
Everyone you knew
Roses are red
Katherine is right
And her shiny legs
Are such a delight
Roses are red
It's Saturday night
And I peeked in
Too early to turn off the light
And now reading Shrew's prose
A tingle does grow
And I don't mean badly
No, setting me aglow
When you fall in love for real
What attracts you, is sex appeal
Quickly shedding; clothes doffing
Getting ready for boffing
Doing things to make you squeal
There once was a playroom upstate
Roses are red
I'll keep the list
If I can keep up
All who want Lynn's lips
My lips may be wet
Who can decline a second sip
When Shrew spreads her legs
And she makes me drip
Some ladies from Lush were quite horny
But trimmed bushes are rarely thorny
Even better, those bare
giving Moll that kiss...then lips please
Isn't moist the first step?
Roses are red
I'll have a sip
And in return
A caress along your hip
i have to pass as she's straight
The lesson for today
Don't listen to what I say
Just take off your clothes
Roses are red
Lynn is quite right
Weekends never last
Wish as we might
If words can get you off
Your clothes you should doff
Don't be shy
Teacher is harsh but fair
Try to stay out of her hair
But if you don't
And I’m sure you won’t
You'll get fucked with a lot of flair
The Shrew has really great legs
