Roses are red,

If read, they'd be news,

Homophone heaven,

Like crews on the cruise.

I suppose it depends on what you're looking to achieve and how important it is to you. A badge, writing outside your comfort zone, a sense of pride in an ability to rise to a challenge, Some, all, or none of these might apply to you, but any reason would be your reason, which makes it right, I could only write in a small number of categories, but I'm as happy with doing that as those who want to cover a broad spectrum, whatever the driving force is behind the choices made. Good luck in getting where you'd like to be.

Rating experiences here should be scored using the measuring unit called 'mmm'.

Since becoming an 'adult' at the beginning of the 80's , I've shared beds with both female and male friends and with a female stranger in the rip off that was Venice who I'd met on the train and who thought the prices for a single were a joke. The only connection I make with any of this and sex is that a bed was involved, I'm sure others might think similarly.

Awesome AND awkward, as I recall!

All sorted and up on the site. Now I can focus on getting a longer piece I have put together finalised. Magnifying those punctuation marks to make sure a comma that was meant to be a full stop hasn't slipped through, or I haven't left a space where I shouldn't have done. It's a challenge, but I'll give it a go.

Please ignore the above query, as now resolved !😊

DISCLAIMER!

This query does not belong here, but I can't find the right place anywhere, I apologise, but I'm stuck,

Because I've never done it before, I wrote a 100 word or less piece, simply to give it a go. It had feedback stating a couple of things had been 'fixed', but still appears to be ' pending '

New to this, the last thing I want to do is bother admins who go to great pains to help you, or appear ungrateful / pushy, but i appear to be 'stuck' and cannot put anything else out there, whilst this is outstanding.

It's not a big issue, I do this to help my brain after surgery, but if someone stumbles across this and can assist in any way, I'd be grateful.

Repeated apologies for not knowing where this belongs, forum-wise, but as this topic relates to authors, I thought someone might have some advice.

Thank you.

Lapdoodle provided the missing rhyming piece and with it, his limerick about Chinese food play was finished quickly.

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I just want to be able to stand up to pee. Just once.

As fantasy and justification goes, that's spectacular and puts mine of discovering I can trigger a breathtaking climax to anyone who wants it just by saying the words ' breathtaking climax' firmly in the shade!

Getting to the end of a day calamity free.

Would you believe someone who said they're happy and just here for escapism and bringing a smile, or would you be cynical and wonder how long it would take for them to show their 'real' aim of being here?

A lady I know in New Delhi

Likes putting all sorts on her belly,

From toys that are faulty

and sticky and salty

To worn underwear that is smelly.

I notice things, it's when I try to work out what they are that the trouble starts,,,

Probably for as many different reasons as there would be for any collection of people grouped by a single variable, I would imagine.

In the midst of him playing alone,

His dog thought she'd found her lost bone,

When she clamped with her jaws,

He collapsed on all fours

Then fitted his pet with a cone.

Dreadful reminders of hygiene horror, stirred by the pungently filled vegetables.

Checking his story's a pain,

The process may soon fry his brain

Commas, full stops,

Tiny dots, his face drops,

If only her guard would again.

Gulp,,,last intended tweaks done. Probably send it for moderation in the next few days, An excuse to give thanks again for the tag and genre help. The loss of voyeur as an issue solved by the character's reluctance being more than enough to deal with, Hospital modesty curtains at a sex party weren't looking right when I pictured them anyway!

Whilst riding the big roller-coasters,

She played with her vibes she called 'Toasters'

With so much more planned,

Alas, she was banned,

But the fair put the pics on their posters.

Choice is the enemy of those who like to be told what to do.

Practical jokes can be as frustrating to some as trying to find the end of a circular bed.

Thank you so much for the response. I guessed it would be Group Sex, but any doubts probably come from my own perceptions of the term, not the shared understanding of those who know more about it, The tag advice is very helpful. May choose reluctance and voyeurism and follow your advice regarding the tags, It's heartening when a query gets a response like this and a learning curve suddenly feels less daunting.

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Because a printing error meant the box had contained a worn crotch and less panties and the world needed protecting from your wrath,

Writing his thoughts in the night,

Designed for a smile, not a fright,

He's happy to please,

With the odd cheeky tease

Coaxing plenty of fun

Out of sight

( Autobiography box ticked!

Tickets, hand in her knickers. Holiday time!

Make it make sense....

Happy being me

With an apology for not knowing where to put this...

I have completed a story to the final and hopefully satisfactory read aloud again stage. Just a punctuation and grammar check with my poor sight after that.

A group has a sex party. One narrates and is pleasured by another to bring his story to life for an observer and a listener.. He participates on the periphery and is used to help the three others present to perform for the observer/ listener.

There is oral and an anal sex act and plenty of masturbation, and the transforming of someone who began as just a watcher of people who knew she was there into an active participant.

The narration of what is happening by characters in the story is central to it.

How on earth does a newbie get his head around tagging and putting things in the correct genre? If anyone sees this and can help, I'd be grateful. I don't want to cause anyone to have to spend time trying to get me to get this right AFTER I've submitted something, if possible.

Thank you

I hope the feeling of having accomplished something I got when seeing my second effort was up just now stays with me. Like all things in life, we can set our own levels for what makes us feel this way. You'll read far better from the experienced, I'm sure, but everyone was at novice newcomer level once and some might connect with the satisfaction, regardless of their experience and expertise.