Quote by ChainMaleo
That was civil. I thought one f bomb and a bloody was pretty good considering. Nothing was aimed at anyone and nothing seems to be being done about it.
If you're not aware of when your tone comes across as confrontational, others may politely need to point it out. Please consider the possibility that this is the case here and that phrases such as 'pull your finger out,' and others do not suggest a civil manner by any stretch of the imagination.
Quote by KimmiBeGood
I love a sexy mystery. Not too many mysteries written here.
( But only if it's meant to be one, not just so chaotic you've no idea what's going on...)😇
Quote by Rimman307
I’m in this boat too. 15 days since initial submission which got sent back to me after 7 days and resubmitted 8 days ago. I’ve got 5 more parts of this current story ready to go. Slightly mutes the enthusiasm but understand if everyone here are volunteers.
Would have thought there was enough money from subs and advertising to pay a small staff instead of people working for nothing.
Shame.
Sorry to break the news, but paying someone to do something doesn't actually improve their ability to do it, or make things take less time if they're done properly. The moderators are experienced writers who know their stuff and are doing what they do for the right reasons. If you take extra time to make sure something is up to scratch, it will take less time.
If I have any feedback from moderators regarding a submission, I'm grateful for their experienced, expert input, and I don't spit feathers because everything takes longer due to my failings. Your apparent lack of appreciation for those who help us all is disappointing, and, from my point of view, it is important to make it clear that you are speaking only for yourself. (As am I, of course.)
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So, just my two cents on categories, having recently completed the omnium challenge!
I'd argue that they could definitely be slimmed down, but then we could think of some more! Wife-lovers, cheating and cuckold could all be united under 'Infidelity'. They are all, basically, the same idea, surely? Same with Novels and Series. Watersports, Uniform & Medical could all be ditched and directed to 'Fetish'. I agree with a previous post that strap-on counts as "Toys". And, Monster sex, horror and supernatural could be one single category too.
Is "Straight sex" really a useful category, when all heterosexual encounters that are not "Gay male", "Lesbian", "Bisexual" or "Trans" count as "Straight sex"?
(Personally, I'd ditch interracial, but that's a personal view; I don't find interracial sex distasteful, but I do find stories that reduce Black men to objects that service white women as bulls icky, and they seem to be the vast majority of stories in that category!)
And after the cull, there would be room for new categories! We could start a forum thread for suggestions, then site admin could take a view.
My suggestion would be "One Night Stand" - "One single night of passion. Meeting sexy strangers on work trips. Friends giving in to long repressed urges. Nights out ending with unexpected consequences. This category features one off, one and done encounters that are never repeated!"
That's like a catalogue of my flash creations you've listed there. I don't know whether to be spooked or delighted,
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/do-me-a-flavour
Another slice of giggly fun. It's daft and messy, just like me!
Name-calling provokes a response that nobody was expecting
Flash Erotica
We're all different, thank goodness, but for me, not thinking about it at all works best. No barriers of fretfulness to get in the way then, when the creative juices do start trickling again.
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I'm working on new episodes of both my two "Memoir" series;
First, "The Memoirs of a One Euro Coin", about a naughty coin passed from hand to hand and witnessing sexy scenes across Europe ; He's off to the Vatican City next!
And there's a new chapter in my "Sexual autobiography" series coming soon.
The Omnium badge era is over. The Millionaires Club era has begun...
I'll just imagine the plotlines you didn't consider for the wee round chap's next stop, whilst looking forward to reading the ones you did!😇
One in the system, then 'Do Me A Flavour' will be next. The latter was probably inspired by another juvenile joke remembered, and the recent hot weather in London...
"Cut the cake, cut the cake..." she gasped.
"I wish somebody would cut the cake; the icing's dripping everywhere," a voice bellowed angrily from below.
(It might need to be the late 70's and to be about 12 to fully appreciate that one!)
Bonfire
"I had a dream about you," Fanny whispered to the pointed-nosed, bearded man.
"Tell me more," a voice answered as the guy thrashed Fanny's arse while she beat out the flames licking around his.
"A Guy Fawkes me," Fanny answered.
Guy smiled, then made Fanny's dream come true.
It wasn't just the bonfire's flames that licked for hours afterward; her tongue roasted his chestnuts, too.
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Waterfall (not an entry, just playing along)
I know your true desires.
The whispers pulled Finn through the waterfall into the mouth of the cave.
In the darkness, a woman’s naked body glowed. Finn frowned, and the woman laughed, her voice deepening as her body shifted into a man’s form, cock stiff and lengthening toward him.
You can’t hide from me.
Finn’s cock flexed in his wet jeans.
He’d leave the cave with a sore ass and a smile.
Free at last.
I thought 'not an entry, just playing along' was part of the dialogue!
Waterfall
Scooping pigeon shit from her blocked guttering worked a treat. Rainwater was now cascading freely from above.
"Who needs Viagra? We've got Niagara," she smiled, tearing off his drenched clothes and feasting on the very handyman's plunger.
" You're an angel, Victoria," the waterfall punster replied, sending his own sticky Nugget Falls between her Anna Ruby red lips.
"Keep going until Dick's Creek Falls," she gasped.
"Sounds good," he said with a Minnehaha.
Fireworks
"I'm your waitress, Catherine Huile. Two bangers?" she asked, swinging her tits and pointing at a stiff sausage on the next table.
"Bob stood up like a rocket, and rose to his feet, too.
Catherine and Bob raced upstairs, Catherine carrying a wax letter 'X.'
"Ah, Roman candles," Bob exclaimed as the penny dropped.
Like the penny, Catherine's knickers dropped too, and she sucked Bob's knob, and his sparklers.
There were fireworks.
There has to be a story based around London's new drinking fountains. 'Drinking In The Capital's Vibe' perhaps?
Quote by MC1982
I'm working on part three of my new series, The Memoirs of a One Euro Coin. He's off to Italy for some cuckold action in the next part!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/i-watched-a-hot-couple-make-love-in-portugal
I'm turning into something of a One Euro Coin fanboy, so I'm delighted to hear that!
What if the money on your bedside table was watching?
Voyeur
Quote by techgoddess
Hmmm… I only saw the mermaid one as hetero. The waterfall guy is definitely bi in my book. 😉
I’m definitely gonna see what I can come up with while on vacation.
But if we all came to the same conclusions, life wouldn't be as interesting, would it?
Tidying up an ice-cream promotion lady's tale, inspired, no doubt, by suffering in the heat here in London
Mermaid
"I booked a nostalgia party. You said I could have a teasmade and a chunky chip bap," Albert said to the lighthouse receptionist as the woman in his room swallowed three herrings simultaneously, and the footballer doppelganger watched.
The receptionist sorted everything out.
"He's a hunky, fit chap. That's a mermaid," she explained.
Albert enjoyed a fin-tastic romp with the mermaid, and the hunky fit chap impressed the receptionist by sucking her fenceless.
Latest flash up,,, Fun to write, as always.
it's not just her hat that's hard when she climbs her way up and down every weekday
Flash Erotica
Vision of steam rising out of litter tray I can't get rid of. ( That might be because it's too hot for wonky brains that add 20 degrees to how a temperature feels, and it's hot anyway!)
Quote by LuceDevlin
Cool. I'll just be doing it backwards I suppose?
Don't tell me there's a category for THAT as well now...I'm not bendy enough to even write about it.😇
Quote by rytontony
😕 i like the site but would like to copy stories to add to them but find i can not copy a story
I missed the announcement of a competition for the most bizarre post with a photocopy of a ten-dollar bill as a prize. I guess I've found the winner by accident.😇
Quote by sprite
If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.
I don't think 'stable' would fit in around here...😇
Quote by kistinspencil
Absolutely true. I still have the picture you sent me of your pink crenulated castle gate.
Is this where we all laugh awkwardly and pretend to know what on earth that means?😊
Quote by MC1982
"I oversaw an unholy fuck in Vatican City"!)
'Pope goes the weasel?
Quote by CuriousAnnie
Well lower in the Forum threads is Morgan Hawke's Story Writing for Beginners. You could start there and in time you might win one
.... heading for the hills
They might even be far enough away to render a withering stare harmless, but I wouldn't count on it.😊
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/divisions-of-the-past
An ambitious project combining fermented cabbage, cold war nostalgia, and some very thorough border security.
Heike and Martin enjoy nostalgia overload and more that is bordering on outrageous
Straight Sex
'Collage' sex? Is that bits of random nonsense dressed up as 'art'? If so, maybe I should use it😇?
