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Congrats, Sunny! Fantastic news!

Ping, I have hbo go and couldn't find it. GRR.

Vanessa, stay safe, woman! Ick... tornados. Oh and new comp will be out shortly. It's very mysterious but that's what I've heard. DO A SEQUEL! This is a question? Good God that chick could be a legend!

Wheat beer, please. Or whatever you've got. *hangs onto Curvy's skirt*
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When the time comes, tell her that her pleasure comes first, and while your cock may be too big to fit comfortably in her vagina, your tongue will do its utmost to bring her to nirvana. Learn oral skills worthy of a lesbian, and your prospects will improve greatly. You're currently thinking with your penis (as do most guys!)


This. Make sure she's happy and wet... and add lube. You can never be too wet for giant dick. As far as position goes, ask her what she's comfortable with and don't assume. Everyone is different.

Edit: you can't convince anyone that something that big is going to be fine. It's fear, and you can't logic out fear. Know that we have all heard the stories of women needing medical intervention after giant dick.

That is my answer to your question about those who are fearful. However, an interested woman is really what you should be looking for. Fearless, gutsy, experienced, or all of the above.
As long as its groomed decently, it doesnt bother me. In fact, for those without a nice definitive chin line, it helps.

But the scraggly beard... I've seen guys young and old with it now and they seem to think it's the style. I can wrap my head around a lot of things that others think is weird, but not this one.
*crawls out from under Curvy's skirts* Coffee?

I've been in a hurricane but never a tornado. The whole unannounced storm thing freaks me out.
These days I prefer doing it first thing. I'm not a morning person so I just suffer through it to get it over with. Otherwise I'm just more likely to miss the workout.

Edit: I sound like I hate working out. On the contrary. I just miss having time to do it. These days I just do enough to keep my brain and body in check.
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Yaaaayy I hope you aren't joking about a tentacle comp because I sooo have been wanting to write something involving that for awhile



I hope everyones day is going great

Hard lemonade please


DO IT!!!

Red wine blend for me. Anyone else like those?

Hopefully about to put down a bit more words on this way-too-long story I've been struggling with for years (about a month or two).
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yeah, but Verb says if you get them, ya gotta wear them for him. thanks for reading and such a lovely comment, Tam.


Is there a tail available too? We could play pin the tail in Katherine.
Verbal, I'm sorry your girl was hurt. I've seen some surprisingly bad cat scratch/maulings and it's definitely eye opening. I'm glad she's okay.

I'll have to check out the show. Been looking for another the man and I might watch.

Lemonade for me, please. Here's hoping the heat won't melt Florida today.
Curves! You are a goddess. I need a giant cup of coffee!

P&V, I've never seen that show. It used to be on the list to check out, but I just never got there. This much later, do you think it'd be relevant enough to check out? biggrin
I love it! Awhile ago, I saw that publications weren't really looking for thrillers anymore. I didn't submit any to them, but as I'm writing this insanity for Lush, I remembered that and wondered if the genre was decreasing in popularity in general.

You guys are awesome! Well, except seeker. *poke poke* ;D
What it says. I'm writing one, but I don't even know if there's an audience for this. lol

Bueller?
Depends on sex, temperature, drunkenness, company...

My ultimate comfort is panties only.
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Good morning everyone. Still lost on your GoT talk but sounds quite interesting. I'd love some hot tea, please. Needed some sunshine in my life and this place always makes me smile. Life is Life I guess. Can anyone tell me at what age children lose the chip on their shoulder and stop thinking they know it all? I have one (he's 21) that's like me in many ways and always looking to make people smile and one who my S/O and I consistently have arguments about because I know my boy (he's just shy of 19) need love and guidance and he thinks he needs to be shown things the hard way. This parenting stuff sure is hard. Thanks for allowing me to vent a bit. A bar is always a good place to get things off your chest and now I can keep spreading some smiles lol. Enjoy your hump day


I think they need both. Most people learn best from experience but it's good to hear guidance to help prepare you for the hard stuff.

Either way, love is paramount.

Lots of coffee for me, please!
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Your brother stabbed me through the heart while he was kissing me. I think I've earned the right. *set a winterfells farms ablaze* good luck killing a ghost*


*takes your face, confuses drogon, stabs you with dragon glass, takes your army and your dragon, and gives Westeros to Sansa*

Side note: this would've been a decent alternate ending for real though. Lol
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*burns your keep to the ground*


You do know that's my sister. And Drogon isnt here. *stares* Do you like your face?
I always feel ridiculous with these things but I would totally love to be Arya. Just with her skill set, not watching the beheading of my dad and all that. She's brilliant.

Nothing but a wave for me tonight. Enjoy your booze! Gonna recite a list of names before I go to sleep now....
Well.... that's not exactly hot to me, but... whatever tickles your pickle?

I'll take it down a notch. I find it a bit gross when someone licks my entire pussy, barely touching my clit. Even tongue-fucking... I mean, okay. But the real reason I want you there is for my clit. That's the main course; the rest are just side items. I have no problem helping, giving directions... just focus, please. I don't mind being juiced up, as long as at least some of it is mine.
Of course! Especially imagining Natalya, SimplyJohn, Gav, and Magical_Felix together at the same time...

*faints*
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If they make any kind of food or confectionery I'm going to be very suspicious. Ribena's pretty nice though, I like to think it's healthy cause it's got fruit in it This is going off on a tangent lol but wasn't coca cola originally medicinal??


I guess they were developing it as a vitamin drink (Vit C) and another energy drink at the same time before they sold it to another company. And yes, Coke was considered medicinal. So was booze though, which brings us full circle here at Rump's.

This is exactly what I do at bars. Debate, research, and talk shit. Lol (I feel like I'm wittier in person though! ?)

Cheers!
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I actually had no idea Ribena came from GSK until I just googled it. That's interesting. Buz, it's basically a fruit cordial made from blackcurrants. You guys should try it!

Tea, please.


I'm now entirely obsessed with finding out what else they (and other pharma companies) make. Oral hygiene stuff, vitamins, and meds is all I could find on a quick Google. Lol I'll let you know if you're nerdily interested too.

That said, I'd try it. But I'd try almost anything once! :P
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I feel like ribena with sparkling water lol I know that's so random. Do Americans know what ribena is?!


No but it's kinda creepy that it was invented by a pharmaceutical company, no? Or maybe that's normal and this is the first I've heard of it? ?

Deffo play that game... drinking alone is super chill but there's something to be said for boisterous, drunken hilarity. biggrin
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Thank you verbs smile I went ahead and went with a sort of humourous title
and then closed my eyes and hit submit :)


I loved the title! It's so different, it's eye catching. And that's exactly what a title should be. I'm horrible at them. Occassionally I have a good one in mind but typically I'm a one word title person... and they usually suck. Lol

Lots of bourbon last night as we played never have I ever. Been awhile since I've played a drinking game, unfortunately. Always fun. But I have a big girl pants kind of day today and need the entire vat of coffee. Lol I'll clean it when I'm done, I promise. biggrin
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Thank you verbs smile I went ahead and went with a sort of humourous title
and then closed my eyes and hit submit :)


I loved the title! It's so different, it's eye catching. And that's exactly what a title should be. I'm horrible at them. Occassionally I have a good one in mind but typically I'm a one word title person... and they usually suck. Lol

Lots of bourbon last night as we played never have I ever. Been awhile since I've played a drinking game, unfortunately. Always fun. But I have a big girl pants kind of day today and need the entire vat of coffee. Lol I'll clean it when I'm done, I promise. biggrin
Everyone Has Secrets, by Karen Cleveland. Still trying to get into it.

Edit: I hate catfish stories. Give me a chatcater arc and make me happy with it, don't just put them back in the same plot they were in before. Ugh.
Waffles, coffee, and Saturday morning jams? Ecstatic I stopped by today!!! ??

Stay safe, Carl!
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Has anyone used the hemp or cannabis oils for pain? Wondering if it's worth giving it a try.


I use the CBD salve. Probably not the best for immense pain but it's fantastic on mild to moderate. I recommend it. I hope it works for you. I keep forgetting I have it, so thanks for the reminder. I might need it today. ?
I like flowers but not in my house. Lol I'll be the odd one--I'm used to it. ?

I don't have the greatest sense of smell in the first place but when I get close to flowers, more often than not I suddenly can't breathe as well anyway. Also, they're always in the way. They belong in the ground. It's just weird to me. ?‍♀️