We’ve had so many side quests, the answer to these questions have been lost and and that’s super problematic for legitimate concerns like yours. I think the best thing to do at this point is to bring some of those forward and then lock the thread so they’re not lost again when others need those answers.

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To recap, the queue is long and hard. That's how I like to fuck, but not how any of us love to verify/get verified. Please be patient with us as we get spanked by legitimate writers (heyyyy baby!) and the flood of AI written stories that keep our dudes soft and our ladies dry.

What to know (that's lost in the fillings of this thread):

1. Above your submitted story, there will be words about it being reviewed or being with a mod, etc. These are in the site design, created to help writers know their story status. Unfortunately it can be buggy or verifiers may need to discuss something about it or it's been been moved around for queue management so basically, ignore it. The only legit thing that can tell you is if you can recall your story or not.

2. If you need to recall your story and can't, send a note through the "contact us" link at the bottom of the screen or contact a verifier to check the status and/or have it sent back or moved so you can recall it.

3. The great techies in the sky are doing almighty techy things to try to help us get this working in a better way, so hope is on the horizon.

Thank you for your patience!

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I don't recall getting the "It's under review and cannot be recalled." That is what I mean. We are going on Day 8, and from a notice perspective, I don't know if it's in the queue or in someone's hot little hands. Yes, I can periodically try to recall it, but I'd probably actually end up recalling it and slide down to the bottom of the queue.

If you scroll to the bottom of this screen, there’s a link to “contact us” for any questions.

the techies are working on things behind the scenes to help with the queue and the sooner that comes to fruition on the site, the better for all of us. Then hopefully this whole confusing and stressful thing will be resolved.

In the meantime, please please zip through the pages on this thread to read the details of what’s really going on. The mods have even added screenshots to be more transparent. We all just gotta hang in there—this too shall pass

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A reminder

People who open multiple accounts and/or push AI-generated or AI-assisted dreck to the queue, and then have the cheek to complain about wait times, are doing the site and all the authors who care about the craft of storytelling a disservice.

We have made our stance on AI public. Just because we're currently publishing such work - deliberately slowly - to give real authors and those who play by the rules a chance at getting published, doesn't mean that will always be the case.

Plans are afoot to tackle this scourge, this blight on the quality of stories published here, but our resources are limited and it may take time.

If your stories are not AI-generated/assisted and your story has been inadvertently caught up in our sweeps that allow us to move past the crap and get to the real stories buried below, please accept our apologies. We currently have a very limited toolset at our disposal and manually sifting the deluge and cross-checking accounts and content is time consuming and error prone.

Please, please, again, do not present AI content and pretend you wrote it. It's not big, nor is it clever, to steal work from other authors and take credit for the mediocre, repetitive nonsense it spits out. I'm surprised the brave moderating team haven't all had a collective nervous breakdown having to wade through the same tired hipster phrasing, the same clichéd tropes, story after story after story, a hundred times a week each.

It's demoralising and unjust when we're giving our time - for free - to use our collective years of expertise to help authors find their storytelling voice, only to be presented with 30-40 stories per day, all with a near-identical voice and cadence generated by a soulless algorithm.

We urge you to have a go at writing something yourself. Something fresh. Something exciting that you're proud of and allows you to build a steady readership. If you genuinely try, we are more than happy to help you build on those foundations by providing tips, resources, and guidance to help you develop.

We're here to help and are being hamstrung from doing so by inconsiderate site members.

EPed

Now it's gonna take longer to verify stories because WW has made the entire story mod team wet and hard and we are currently out of office for an unscheduled orgy

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What do you have available to work with? Any dietary restrictions? Taste preferences?

Sorry I'm late! (Story of my life)

I don't do much red meat or seafood, but I'm open to trying (or re-trying, occasionally) nearly anything. Nearly. Don't come at me with insects.

Currently my favorite is a modified Zucchini & Mushroom Bibimbap recipe. Apologies to the international community for being weird and American with my units of measurement.

Cook a handful of shredded carrots, two handfuls of sliced mushrooms, and a quartered zucchini over oil with salt and pepper until tender. Boil 3/4 cup of Jasmine Rice with a dash of ground ginger and 1 tbsp butter. Fry 4 eggs. Layer veggies over the cooked rice, followed by the fried eggs. In a separate bowl, mix 1 tbsp sesame oil, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp sugar, and 1 tsp Sriracha and drizzle over the top. Slice a couple green onions and sprinkle on top (optional, I def don't do this all the time but it's aesthetically pleasing).

Not in awhile, but sure. Too many times to count. 😉

Congratulations, Chris! Well done!

It’s rare for me to burn down a kitchen, but I def am not a talented cook or baker. I can follow a recipe though. Share your recipes here, and help a girl out 🤪

Nope. I actually am of the opinion that stories that try to be true to reality are boring and usually give me a case of the blah blahs. Think about all the extraneous bullshit we think or feel or experience in between it all. It’s extremely difficult to look at your life and edit for the things that don’t matter to a particular story in it, because everything matters. It’s REAL LIFE

That said, I think if you use what or who you know to create aspects of stories, it feels way more real. A little truth goes a long way

Congratulations!!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but in the immortal words of my ex-coworker Charlie, "Fuck 'em all, big and small."

So stupid. So simple. Weirdly perfect.

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Wow, thank you!! I don't know what else to say.

Edit: Now I'm getting all verklempt.

I love when you make me google things. Do it again 😍

Wooooooo! Congrats, girl! Great story!!

Go to the coffee shop or a restaurants and listen to how people talk. It’ll help you create dialogue that is more unique to a character, and notice how real people move—what movements show their moods, etc.

I think reading a lot, in and out of lush, also helps. Especially when you get into a genre and 100 books later, you now see alllllll the cliches. I like to try to turn the cliches on their head. But I also like a cliche sometimes—just keep the dialogue or whatever fresh. It’s extremely difficult to make a brand new plot or character, but if you pick an element to work on each new story, I think it helps build your overall ability to create truly amazing and memorable work.

Thanks for this post! Super cool! I don’t get to nerd out about writing enough

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Why I always add a note to y'all that I just changed/added the cover image

Def appreciated and literally we have zero problem with it! We just wish it was easier to verify but it's not. :/

Hey everyone, just a heads up. If you add a cover pic to an existing story, the site does not show the verifiers that no changes were made to the story itself, so we'd have to go over the entire story again as if it's new. As everyone knows, the story queue is insane, so we won't be prioritizing those. They'll get done buuuuuut.... it'll be a bit.

The system only allows for one of your submissions in the queue at a time, so do consider this before you pull an older story to add a cover picture. Thanks for all your patience! ❤️❤️

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a polarizing category (which I'll abbreviate, somewhat ironically, as PC) 😁

😂😂 yep, overthinking it totally! I thought I was trying to guess what polarizing category you were referring to. 😂🤦‍♀️

Yeah I needed sleep. But sometimes sleepy messages are hilarious so no shame in my game

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Unimportant question, but I'm curious about the hierarchy of story categories. I'd be happy to hear anyone's thoughts on this and how you use categories and story tags, not just admins and mods.

My understanding is that the IF (I don't even dare write out the first word for fear it'll be gobbled up by a censorbot) designation is absolutely required, so that the story can be automatically blocked by people who don't want to see it. Beyond that, a category that may be polarizing -- e.g., Watersports -- can be used to attract some readers and warn others to stay away.

But then we get into format. Suppose a story is a poem involving a polarizing category (which I'll abbreviate, somewhat ironically, as PC); should it be placed in Erotic Poems, with story tags alerting the reader about the content? Does a 99-word PC story have to go in the Microfiction category? Does a 999-word PC story automatically belong in Flash Erotica?

What the heck is PC? I probably need to get some sleep and I’ll feel like a dumbass when I read this again 😂

This is a fun one! Honestly, I like getting into a new category for me so if I can swing it, I will! I’m remembering to tag now (I’m a hot mess) so I try to hit all the applicable tags. I figure the more tags, the more likely someone will run across it in a search and the more tags, sometimes the more intriguing. There was a badass author I found who’d written in the love story category with a gangbang tag, if memory serves, and I was like “this has to be shit” but I couldn’t help but to read it. Sidebar: it was so NOT shit—my mind needed to open a fucking door. Or an entire wing.

I’m babbling. But the point is, if you play around with it and read others’ stories to see what they do and what works for them, you can have a bit of fun and find what works for you. And maybe what doesn’t 😂

Anyone else following the Buddhist monks walking for peace from Texas to DC? It’s so fucking moving

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm glad I'm came back here this year. I love this place, and all of you sweet, nutty, horny, weird-ass troublemaking fuckers. A toast to all y'all!

The rest of the world can suck it 😇

Such a great one! I truly started reading this as a cynic but was totally won over. This one has stuck with me for awhile. Congrats, Madeline! Well done!

Henke gets to write all the reviews now, WOW. 😍❤️

Thank you guys! This one took a long time to write and get out there. I know it’s long af so I’m happy that anyone clicked on it and stuck with it, and to know that it was worth it their time.

Congrats, WW!

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Depends on the situation. If they are sexy and part of the outfit, leave them on, if not likely take them off.

Such a good point!

I saw a Subway Takes questioning if guests should take off their shoes your house. Where I’m from in Florida, most people don’t. Unless obvs they’re dirty. Just curious about you guys, and maybe it’s by region? Comment if you want to name the region!

oooh I finally have an idea I like! Hopefully I can get something out in time!

I put down the silent patient probably four chapters in. Too wordy for me. I’ve since read another Ali Hazelwood (gonna be sad when I’m through all her books).

Now I’m reading Listen for the Lie, by Amy Tintera. A new author for me, recommended by my cousin. What a first fucking chapter! I don’t think I’ll be putting this down

Editing to say, Amy was badass. Funny and surprising.

I edit the fuck out of it before I submit, to the point where I usually don't love it anymore. It's a character flaw I guess lol. Once I'm sick of it I read it one last time, sometimes parts of it aloud because my eyes aren't working and the brain is barely braining. Then I hit publish and don't ever want to read it again. I even feel bad for the mod that has to read it.

I recommend getting sick of your work. You'll never recall it. 🤣🤣🤣

EDIT: I have had a story here for years, where the character never puts down the coffee mug but it's magically gone. I did actually reread it a couple years after I'd published it and just facepalmed. But no one else caught it and it lives on as a teaching lesson for me and makes me laugh when I think about it.

Toasting to Kat's brain and raising a glass to Issabela, who won an EP! Check it out!