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Katherine
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Three, here.

Also, ImpureThoughts' real name is BestTits Eva. In case you wondered.
There's something about those backless or plunging back tops that makes me feel unstoppable.

As for jewelry, I have a chained garment that fits over my shoulders that I wear with anything with bare shoulders. Because that type of jewelry is rare to see, when I wear it I know I'll be seen and I'll feel like strutting. (it's waaaay cooler than I am) But I'm too chill/awkward to strut, so I do it in my mind. lol
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Yes. In fact, the Bible has several instances of explicit sex. Being a Christian is really about how you treat other people and if you live your life in a way that is charitable and influences people in a loving and kind way. The Bible sternly warns about being a judgemental person.

There are way too many false Christians. You can spot them easily, always professing to be Christians, holding themselves out to be holier than thou, always seeing sin in everyone else. The type that don't do any charitable acts unless they get publicity and credit for it. They always judge other people. They are unforgiving and unloving. The Bible says that in the end there are many who will not be recognized.


I was going to say, "Have you met Buz?"

Clearly you all have, so obviously the answer to the thread title is yes. And he gives the most life reaffirming motorboats. Is that a Christian thing?
Quote by fuzzy1954

A lot of people do not realize that low blue sugars can and are more troublesome than high sugars IMO
One item to boost your numbers is good old Orange Juice.....

We ALL need to keep you around here


They can both be life threatening and cause damage to your body. They both suck. You're so right about the OJ though. Juice is quicker at raising sugar than chocolate because it doesn't have the fat content to tangle with.

Be well, Sim!
The best sex is with someone who truly loves you. Sensual or nasty, whatever. Nothing compares.

It's like a unicorn though, so yeah. I like sex. The good kind, if the best isn't an option.
Happy birthday Scott!

I just found the "cooking with ping" thread. I wax and wane with wanting to cook. I look forward to the day life settles down again so it's fun and not just a job. That said, I do love some easy recipes! I'm thinking I'll be posting my Mongolian barbecue one there... its basic but fantastic.

Good morning. I actually slept last night! What! ;D
Neither. It's just there, like a forehead. As long as it's not too much, I barely see it.
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I just put a new story out, would love for yall to take a look at it, read and if you feel so please comment and tell me what you think. It’s very personal to me for many reasons. Called Jailhouse Rock.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/uniform/-jailhouse-rock-.aspx#comments

Thanks so much.. Can I get an unsweetened tea with a lot of ice please.. Thanks so much..


Ahh! You said "y'all" but asked for Unsweet Tea? *mindfuck* lol

I miss reading. After I finally finish and publish this damn failed comp story, I'm going to lose myself in y'all's stories. biggrin ... unless there's another storm looming.

HUGE shout outs to the cruise ships going to the Bahamas, dropping off essentials and some transporting people, medically stable or unstable. Disney, Celebrity Equinox, Carnival, Royal Carribean, Bahamas Paradise, Norwegian are lending support to the one of the countries who have sustained their companies for years. If you ever want to cruise, support the supporters. In the era of corporation > regular people, these companies show they give a fuck. smile

That said, Canada... CANADA is possibly looking at Hurricane Dorian. Won't this asshole just go away? wtf

Yuengling for me. Cheers to all of you! Hoping for nothing but good things!
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I realize this is “Ask the gals” and that may feel exclusionary to some. So, in the spirt of Pride Month, for those of you who were assigned female at birth what pronouns do you prefer? How do you currently identify? Has it changed as you’ve gotten older or has it stayed constant through your adult life? Do you consider yourself part of the LGBTQI community or are you a cisgender woman?


Science describes me as female, and I feel no need to object. I don't know that I feel like I'm a part of the LGBTQI community, though I'm sexually fluid. Not knocking it, just I don't feel that connection. Groups aren't really my jam. ;D
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I Have unicorn friends. I am not a discriminatory-ing person. I don't see colors.


lol why the fuck don't you write anymore?
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Oh my god, I can't believe you are questioning my post now. How insensitive, this isn't the place for that Kathrine.


Quit discriminating. You're acting like I'm not a unicorn and don't know what I'm talking about.
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My original post was that. I was relaxing, then I saw someone talking about hoarding cats and it annoyed me because that is a cruel thing to do and posted about it.

Maybe it should be changed to "relaxed hangout area, have a drink, tell us about your day but only if its about rainbows and unicorn farts. Even if another member says they are kicking dogs in a humane way while drinking whiskey, you have to pretend it is cool and you can't say anything about it."



I thought rainbows were birthed by unicorns. No?
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How about you just unsheathe your internet white knight sword and shove it up your ass.


Pub forum description: "Relaxed hangout area, have a drink, tell us about your day."
I know I've made a bunch of meme posts and jokes about the hurricane but it's just regular Floridian coping.

The Bahamas have been devastated. I've never been there, but during these storms I consider the Caribbean a part of Florida. It could've been any of us. It's horrible.
I need more sleep. :/ coffee for me.

I like cats but dogs are my thing. I have two. I always wish for a bigger yard and house for them, but we have what we have. They're happy and healthy, just have to walk them as much as I can. I like to bring them out when I can, too. I mean, who wants to stay in one house for their entire existence? I don't take them on vacation anymore-- it's a lot. But there are so many dog friendly places these days just around town. ?

Lol that was a mouthful from me this morning. I think my brain started to wake up as I typed. Just catching up on the thread a bit. Any dog lovers here?
I'll have a beer! Currently still on Hurricane Dorian watch, after the track shifted and made me wet my pants yesterday, but the newer track seems like it'll save us from a direct hit. Who knows, though. Damn hurricane is drunk.
I have known guys who were twenty-one, but not past that unless it was for religious reasons. I don't know exactly how I'd feel if an older adult man told me he was a virgin, but I assume I'd be surprised and would probably immediately want to know if it was for religious reasons. The bottom line is, you have to get more confident. You can sell just about anything to probably most people with a bit of confidence and humor (a bit.. A BIT .. of self deprecating humor can really lighten the mood and make people feel comfortable). That said, you never know about anyone's kinks. I've always wondered what it would be like to take someone's V-card, lol. I'm sure I'm not the only one. smile
Tukeefuck is obviously not the voice to listen to here. Also, Sprite is joking, trying to lighten the mood a bit. Goodness.

You've got some good advice here. I'd take it. This stuff happens, especially in long term relationships. It can be tough, but I think most people who work together to find a way to happiness will tell you it's worth it. Good luck, my friend. ?
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I am late to the discussion on cats, but the pic of a cat attacking a baby bird, Ping, is troubling. The general policy in Sydney is that cats should be kept indoors, particularly at night. Local government is starting to introduce cat curfews and many more cats are now kept indoors permanently. All domestic cats are registered and micro-chipped, which allows for the trapping of feral cats. This is all designed to protect the nest sites of birds, mostly parrots in our case. I think over time this will be legislatively enforced and outdoor pet cats will potentially become a thing of the past.


Interesting! Never thought I'd get into this deep of a cat discussion, lol.

The image of the cat attacking the bird is really heartbreaking. I used to see crows go after ducklings when I lived on a lake. Nature can be brutal. If it's out of control, things have to be done. It doesn't seem to be the case here in Florida, nor do we have coyotes and such things, which is what makes this conversation so interesting.

Edit: oops I lied. If you live near a lake, the gators have generally been known to eat small mammals like cats and dogs. Those who live there typically learn this quickly though. sad
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Ping, too many people think that cats can take care of themselves in the open. What usually happens is the cat meets an untimely end. This kind of irresponsible ownership drives me nuts.


Yeah, not out here. Especially where I live, there are a lot of feral cats. No one owns them, and they take care of themselves pretty well. Even when it comes to cars, surprisingly. Sometimes people can trap them, get them fixed and ear-nicked, but they go back into the wild world they know and thrive in. Some just won't be tamed.

I don't get why that bothers people. (It only bothers me when they fight)
I don't think I'll be able to enter the comp. Way too much going on in real life at the moment. I've been pecking away at the story, though, and I will finish it at some point. But now I can take it a bit easier. smile

Coffee for me!
Yes, yes, yes, to everything Nic said!! Congrats, Chris. It's well earned!
Just finished reading a fantastic article about a photographer who covers war and refugees. After losing his legs and arm in a blast, he found peace in cooking. And that's what he does with the people he interviews/photographs: asks to cook with them. It's one of those articles that reminds you that humanity still exists. https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/aug/18/food-on-the-frontline-finding-common-ground-through-cooking

Now I'm off to the kitchen. Might even have a beer. smile
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None of that behaviour is acceptable - ever. You’ve got to ask why they are behaving like that? Is it something you did? Is it something you’ve allowed in the past and they are running with it again?

Or is it something that the parents are allowing at home?

A simple call or e-mail to the parents explaining the bad behaviour should, with potentially a sit down meeting with the parents and the demon child, terminate that behaviour. If it doesn’t, then you know it’s the parents. They are cultivating little buddies instead of disciplining their children, preparing them for appropriate social interaction. That’s where admin should be stepping in and informing the parents that this behaviour is under NO circumstances acceptable. The real threat of suspension should levied. If they don’t take that seriously, suspend the like fuckers. The parents then need to deal with it and that may mean taking time off from work, counselling, etc.

I sense you are down and disillusioned by some of the crap you’ve had to deal with. If the kid that cut your hair didn’t both lose his scissor privileges, and get suspended, then it’s an admin issue. They aren’t seriously supporting their staff. If other teachers are having similar issues, and the bad behaviours continue, it’s time for you to find a better school.


It's important to also mention that some kids are lower functioning than others in some areas. Also, I know parents whose kids hit and they have no idea why and try to discipline them to no avail. Seeking help, getting it, and putting it into practice takes time and it's never easy.
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Aww thanks!! I guess there are other nests that haven’t hatched yet either but when the one two doors away hatched a week or two ago I got really excited. Now I feel like the “watched nest will never hatch” lol. I did hear from one of the turtle peeps last week that it’s been so hot that most of the turtles hatching are female. I didn’t realize that temperature affected what sex the turtles would be. I love how much I am learning down here about the marine life.

I promise to post when my lil babies hatch. And thanks for the vigil!!


I nearly missed a sea turtle post?! Lol I loved watching them hatch! But yeah, it's a long process of waiting, unless you're just lucky. Worth it to see the sand erupt with the little guys though. Apparently light pollution has been fucking with their sense of direction lately. Really sad. I hope yours hatch soon and run for the sea.
Coffee for me! Gonna be a busy day, as usual. Hoping to get some kind of writing done.
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

I still like penetration after clitoral orgasm.
I'm greedy.



Same.

I rarely use anything inside when I masturbate. So in that vein, the clit is enough. But with someone else, I want both or penetration by itself. ?