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KatieElizabeth
2 hours ago
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I've heard they take a lot of getting used to, both in keeping them in and with rhythm etc?
I tried one once and it was just all splodgy. I was on my own and cant imagine it being even remotely practical with a partner lol
She's a runaway bride who realised marriage wasn't for her. My door in the hotel where the wedding was just happened to be unlocked. She bolted through the door in her daring dash for freedom and locked the door behind her as the groom and his family relentlessly hunted her down in the corridors.
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Crocodile - depends on what it was fed - farmed it tastes like chicken - wild, like fish or mud.


I tried crocodile tail when I travelled in South Africa after leaving school. I remember it having a texture not unlike scampi/large shrimp. It was also really tasty!

I never saw it on the menu when I was in Australia. Is that everywhere, or just in the Northern Territory?
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I think it needs fresh batteries.


Come on down ladies. It's cold on the roof. Mind the fire though on your way through. You don't want to singe anything delicate lol

Oh, and I have plenty of batteries.......



They're re-chargeable too!
Why does the run up to Christmas make me so tired that when I finally get there, all I want to do is sleep?
I'd like to go and live somewhere that's warm all year round. I don't like extreme heat though. I went on holiday to the Canaries last summer. Maybe I'd get have my own villa there and find a hobby to take up to keep me busy. I've never felt especially entrepreneurial but I'd love to have that hobby be a business of sorts. I'd take someone special with me too.
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Damn it Katie! you jumped in pretty quick there!


It's like Who Wants to be a Millionaire lol
Fastest finger first!
Looking at the sea. I live 15 mins from the beach and go quite often for a walk or to read a book. The sea is very humbling and has a fab ability to put a smile on my face every time I go.
I would agree with the vast majority of those posting in the thread. Kissing a smoker. I've only done that once and it was just horrid. Yuk lol
C**t is the word I hate the most. I don't like hearing it or reading it in stories.

Beyond that, I don't really like pet names. Sugar, Honey, Baby or anything like that.
The gender of the narrator doesn't bother me. It's the quality of the story that's important.

I personally only write 1st person as my own stories are usually based in one way or another on my own experiences.
When I was growing up, my parents took me to see the stage version of Beauty and the Beast in London. I don't really remember many of the songs, but I do remember the whole experience being quite magical.

I've seen plenty of film versions of musicals, but that's the only one I've seen live.
We didn't have a mascot, but my school's crest featured a swan. It's a Buckinghamshire thing lol
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My bum


I wouldn't disagree with that assessment

I rather like my smile.
The floor of the lounge of my flat is about 4m x 4m. I think that's the biggest.

Oh.....flaw!! lol

In that case..... too independent.
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I know you might find it a little cheesy, but every time I hear it it brings back such good feelings from my childhood.



I didn’t know this song that well, and definitely hadn't seen the video. It's amazing!! It's such an odd mix of Christmas Carol, reggae and steel drums. It shouldn't work, but it just does.

I'm no dancer so shouldn't really comment, but I couldn’t help smiling at the guy's wonderful (maybe not) side to side steps. Hilarious lol