You, oh fuck you! You hypocritical shit. Saying one thing and doing another!
I'm done with your childish bullshit, and back-biting ways.
You can just eat and shit broken glass for all I care.
Good riddance, you lousy fuck!
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Katje
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 41
United States
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Buxom Enigma
My nerdy brain here goes one of two ways ... Are we talking Avatar as in the lands of the blue-skinned tall folk, or the Airbenders, Earthbenders, et cetera et cetera ...?
Shyamalan did great on The Last Airbender, and I followed the animated series closely, so that would be good, IF DONE RIGHT.
As far as Pandora goes, I think it would be interesting, also, with the right directors/producers and stage setting. Their locale for the first was amazing. And their CGI was intense.
Shyamalan did great on The Last Airbender, and I followed the animated series closely, so that would be good, IF DONE RIGHT.
As far as Pandora goes, I think it would be interesting, also, with the right directors/producers and stage setting. Their locale for the first was amazing. And their CGI was intense.
Buxom Enigma
ANYTHING by Monty Python
"I don't think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya, in The Princess Bride
Pretty much random lines from Joe Dirt
"Housekeeping! You want me fluff your pillows?" from Tommy Boy ... (by far the LONGEST running joke with me and my dad more than anyone else LOL)
"Fat man in a little coat, yeah yeah, fat man in a little coat" ... Chris Farley and David Spade together ROCK.
"I'll believe that when me shirt turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert." - Super Troopers
Space Balls ... "Let the Schwartz be with you!"
Oh! Slingblade. Anything from Slingblade ... and the occasional Deliverance reference (since I'm in bumfuck Kansas).
Umm so many choices! But those are the ones that come immediately to mind.
"I don't think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya, in The Princess Bride
Pretty much random lines from Joe Dirt
"Housekeeping! You want me fluff your pillows?" from Tommy Boy ... (by far the LONGEST running joke with me and my dad more than anyone else LOL)
"Fat man in a little coat, yeah yeah, fat man in a little coat" ... Chris Farley and David Spade together ROCK.
"I'll believe that when me shirt turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert." - Super Troopers
Space Balls ... "Let the Schwartz be with you!"
Oh! Slingblade. Anything from Slingblade ... and the occasional Deliverance reference (since I'm in bumfuck Kansas).
Umm so many choices! But those are the ones that come immediately to mind.
Buxom Enigma
Yeah, you need to be a little more specific, really.
If you're talking stripping ... Hit up the websites SexyJobs or AdultStaffing, they have all kinds of listings to find work in the adult industry. I'd imagine you go in and apply (with the knowledge they'll probably ask you to demonstrate your skills) just like for any other kind of job. I found both of my jobs via those sites.
But, honestly, AS is much better, as they're registered.. SJ has a lot of individuals seeking private shows/videos and such.
If you're talking stripping ... Hit up the websites SexyJobs or AdultStaffing, they have all kinds of listings to find work in the adult industry. I'd imagine you go in and apply (with the knowledge they'll probably ask you to demonstrate your skills) just like for any other kind of job. I found both of my jobs via those sites.
But, honestly, AS is much better, as they're registered.. SJ has a lot of individuals seeking private shows/videos and such.
Buxom Enigma
...erogenous zone?
the side of my neck, inside of my elbow, and the very curve of my hip - both turn me to butter
...word that stirs the coals?
You going to be good for Daddy?
...song that melts your heart?
my heart or my..? Heart is "I Do" by Mark Wills ... The other is a tie between "Closer" by NIN and "Bilingual" by Jose Nunez
...drink that turns your panties into ankle warmers?
Southern Comfort .. anything with SoCo
...trick between the sheets?
my Kegels, baby! I'm virgin tight cuz of those things
...fantasy affair (doesn't have to be famous)?
Alcide Herveux, the Alpha were from True Blood ... DAMN, any day, baby
...inappropriate phrase that gets you...slippery?
"You just made my cock jump to attention in my pants"
...dirty little desire that makes you feel a little wicked?
Wanting to be the center of a gangbang (no, I'm not taking applications)
the side of my neck, inside of my elbow, and the very curve of my hip - both turn me to butter
...word that stirs the coals?
You going to be good for Daddy?
...song that melts your heart?
my heart or my..? Heart is "I Do" by Mark Wills ... The other is a tie between "Closer" by NIN and "Bilingual" by Jose Nunez
...drink that turns your panties into ankle warmers?
Southern Comfort .. anything with SoCo
...trick between the sheets?
my Kegels, baby! I'm virgin tight cuz of those things
...fantasy affair (doesn't have to be famous)?
Alcide Herveux, the Alpha were from True Blood ... DAMN, any day, baby
...inappropriate phrase that gets you...slippery?
"You just made my cock jump to attention in my pants"
...dirty little desire that makes you feel a little wicked?
Wanting to be the center of a gangbang (no, I'm not taking applications)
Buxom Enigma
I've seen a lot of posts about "stealing from the baby", and that phrasing made me cringe. Each woman's production is different; some produce barely enough, and others (like myself) drop more than they need. I'd wager I threw away at least a third of the milk that I expressed.
I had sex before the birth of my daughter, and though he thought my breasts leaking was hot at first, he soon found a problem with it, and I pulled on a tank top to absorb the leaking milk. After that, he admitted that he found it extremely erotic, but didn't want to freak me out. I wouldn't have minded, at all. As stated, I produced copious amounts of milk, and honestly, the little bit that he suckled from me was an absolute relief!
He enjoyed the sweet taste, and I talked with him recently, and he's confessed he now finds the sight of milk-filled breasts an incredible turn on: In fact, the lactation fetish is HUGE. I searched "lactation fetish" recently, after a conversation with a friend, and found NO LESS than two dozen books geared towards the fetish. "The Billionaire's Milkmaid", "Milk Me, Baby", "Lactation Station" ... The titles go on and on.
Long story short, yes, I have and would do it again, especially if my production was as heavy as my first pregnancy. I'd love to explore it more.
I had sex before the birth of my daughter, and though he thought my breasts leaking was hot at first, he soon found a problem with it, and I pulled on a tank top to absorb the leaking milk. After that, he admitted that he found it extremely erotic, but didn't want to freak me out. I wouldn't have minded, at all. As stated, I produced copious amounts of milk, and honestly, the little bit that he suckled from me was an absolute relief!
He enjoyed the sweet taste, and I talked with him recently, and he's confessed he now finds the sight of milk-filled breasts an incredible turn on: In fact, the lactation fetish is HUGE. I searched "lactation fetish" recently, after a conversation with a friend, and found NO LESS than two dozen books geared towards the fetish. "The Billionaire's Milkmaid", "Milk Me, Baby", "Lactation Station" ... The titles go on and on.
Long story short, yes, I have and would do it again, especially if my production was as heavy as my first pregnancy. I'd love to explore it more.
