It all started when a package was delivered by mistake to my house. It belonged to a neighbor two houses down from mine. I looked it over. I called out to my wife and told her I was taking it to our neighbor Jean. When I got to her house and rang the doorbell, no one answered, and then suddenly as I was leaving, the door flew open. Jean stood in front of me with a towel wrapped around her head and a housecoat wrapped arou...