Morning, Rumpies!

Just dropping off something sweet…

Morning, Rumpies!

Rough day yesterday, but determined today will be better.

Here’s a sweet and creamy goody for y’all

Woohoo! Loved it! Congratulations, Rowan!

Take a peek… 19 in the club now!

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/occasions/katiethewriter-and-wxt55uk-join-the-omnium-club

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Congratulations to two beloved authors who have worked there cute asses off to write a story in every category and earn the Omnium badge!

It’s a difficult task which is why it’s a small club.

Katie, I try to keep up, but missed the date you earned your badge. I’m sorry! And David (wxt55uk) earned his today. I’m happy for you both! ❤️

Morning Rumpies

Ooo excited for your Omnium, David!! Well done, you! :worship:

I’ll take some hot cocoa. A bit chillier this fine morning.

Good for you loving your body! And showing it off! 😊 Ignore any negative comments and just do you.

Morning Rumpies

Weathers looking warmer. Makes me happy. I’m ready for spring!

I’ll be in my booth scribbling if anyone needs me. Need to whip my fire story into shape.

Happy Easter, my friends!

I wish you all a day filled with love and joy! ❤️

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Hi, Rumpees, consider me in the house, I mean, bar. Hi, Mr Lion. 😊

Then makes a beeline for Big Berta and pours coffee, takes a large gulp, and then uses Bear's wooden ladle to bang on Berta's metal side. I know I'm underplaying this, but I have an announcement. 😲

"BANG-BANG-BANG."

I found out last night that if all goes well, I am going to become a grandfather in October. Our youngest is expecting, and not only that – are you listening, Kimmi? – She is expecting twins!

Having twins doesn't run in our family. She will be the first.

So I have only one thing to say: drinks are on my tab today! 😊

Awww congratulations!! Do you know if the twins are identical or fraternal? Make sure you don’t get them mixed up, grandpa! 🤣

We questioned Mom several times. Was she SURE she never mixed us up.

Like on dating sites, before you meet in person, request a video real-time to at least verify appearances. Never send money. Never.

And if a picture shows 3 nipples, it’s probably AI. 😊

I do know a few who have met on here and married. There are plenty of “real” people here amidst the catfishers.

I’d run from those suggesting you “tip” them. You can see whatever they offer for free elsewhere. Tipping was set up to be for authors in support of their hard work writing.

Thank you, David!

Liquor me up, Peeps!

I voted 15. Why? It’s cool the digits add up to 6. 🤓

Ooo love the pics, Bear!

Update on me is our cancer gene test came back negative. So yay!

And I convinced Dr to do biopsy on my thyroid. He won’t do it himself, though, but referring me to someone who just does biopsies since mines in a riskier location and harder due to smaller size. It’s next Wednesday.

Bad news on Dad’s macular degeneration today. Sister still struggling with issues from surgery.

So… I’ve been writing like crazy to distract myself from worries.

Hope y’all are good! Warmer weather is here. Yay!

Love you all!

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There are far too few contexts where 'pulled back wind' needs no further explanation. Congratulations on finding one of them.

🤣🤣🤣😉

More Rumpies entered the competition!

Fab stuff!

An emotional week coming for me. Genetic results coming tomorrow. Dr appt for my thyroid Wednesday. Hoping to get answers, make a plan, and get this bump in the road behind me!

Drink, please! And a hottie from the storeroom!

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Trying to start my competition entry story. Have the idea in my head. Just need to put it down in bytes.

If my recovering mother's new shoulder will cooperate!

Ooo shoulder surgery is no easy thing. Hope she heals quickly. ❤️

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Kimmi, you should change the tagline from 'Kindness is contagious ... ' to 'Sin is contagious and it spreads ' LoL.

(Sorry if that too over the top, but being a Southern Baptist, couldn't help myself.(

Ha! Mom’s family were all Southern Baptists.

The Wicked Wind is in the queue. Working on finishing up this one next with plenty of fire in it.

Teaser lines:

Daniel had no idea he was fucking an angel.

The sky would split open before he’d learn. 

And yeah, a lightning bolt might strike me for this one. It’s a Sodom and Gomorrah story.

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If so, Butters has impeccable taste in which stories are deserving. Now, what is her favorite cat food again?

Salmon.

Stop the dead cat chatter, peeps! You’re upsetting my Butters! Mew

I’m finishing up another element story and will submit it tmrw. This one’s not for the comp. It’s darker. And me likey. 😈

Hiya, I use Grammarly to catch the things my eyes miss, but I also have a strong background in grammar, writing etc. I would suggest you go online and find some basic grammar tutorials, in addition to using Grammarly, if your stories are being returned for grammar vs content reasons

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I have an Excel spreadsheet listing every story I have published here.

It covers the date published, title, and word count. So I have a running word count list. 😇😈

Personally, I think you should get a badge when you get to 250k, 500k, 750k, and 1 million words published, but unfortunately, that, at present, seems very unlikely to happen. 😕

It’s not the number of words you’ve written, but how you used them. 😎

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Ackkk...my brother has a cold! Please, God, don't let me catch it. I have enough trouble with my sinuses as it is!

TGIF, all y'all. Just stopping in to grab a Coke Zero and a corner to rest my ass while I mod. 😘😘

Hope he gets over the cold soon, and you don’t catch it!

And… thank you for all the modding you do, Kat!

Kimmi loves Taylor and Travis! ❤️ I love seeing how happy she is with him and how he is her biggest cheerleader. She needed a man who wouldn’t feel threatened in her bright light, but want her to shine even brighter!

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It's about time that water got worked into a Comp theme if you ask me...

Well there’s a flood of water 💦 in stories out now!

Glad you got your badge, Meg! 😘

The elements have inspired me! I submitted in water for comp, but have a wind story 3/4 done and am reworking another short one to be more about fire. Earth will be easy because I’m a nature girl. Thinking exhibitionism for that one with some perineum sunning. It’s a thing, Google it.

Hurriedly packing, tugging undies and pants on Frenchman in Storeroom 4.

Wait for us, Bear! Kimmi wants to see Paris, too!