Hogties Ryan Gosling and tosses him in Storeroom 4.
Ignore any screaming. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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While not wanting to intrude on Carl's memories, I do have one, well, actually two, cheerful pieces of news. This morning, my youngest daughter and her husband gave birth to twin boys. 😊 So, I am now officially a grandad! 😳
Congratulations!!! 😊 Get ready to chase those boys around, each running in a different direction. The time will come before you know it!
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One of his friends found this online:
That’s how I met with him. He was in Louisville with family and friends for the military artifact show here. He invited me to dinner with him and his group at the famed Brown Hotel. He bought everyone’s Hot Brown and Derby Pie. ❤️ Lovely people!
We’ll miss you, Fuzzy Lion!
Hiya, Rumpies.
I need a hug or three. Dad’s had worst weekend to date. The Hosparus nurse came this morning. She said Dad’s experiencing terminal agitation now. It’s unbearable to watch. We’ve all decided to stop all meds and put him on liquid morphine. We were told he might not get out of bed again now. 😢 It’s been awful to watch the Devil’s disease — Alzheimers — steal Mom and now Dad’s dignity, comfort, independence.
I have not let myself grieve my best girlfriends, bf, parents who have passed in the last 7 years, and will need time once Dad passes to fully grieve, get myself together, and restart my life.
Love you all! ❤️
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Well, I am back home, the Cretan sun, the swimming pool and sun beds all left behind. A couple of busy days now, but hopefully should be writing again later in the week. A mug of Yorkshire tea please, Bear, thank you. 😀
Welcome back home, David! Glad y’all had a fab vacation! ;)
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Hi y'all, hope everyone is well. I don't have a pool but fortunately I'm surrounded by lakes I can swim in although that gets very difficult in January.
I haven't written anything for ages but I do have an impressive collection of completely unrelated sentences. I've also amassed an impressive collection of stitches over the past few weeks, 13 in my shoulder and 40+ on my temple. I keep thinking I'm Gerry Cheevers...lol. Not to worry, the cancer is all gone so a few stiches are pretty minor compared to what others have to deal with. And I have a major crush on a nurse.
Hey there! Woohoo to the big C being gone. And woohoo to a crushable nurse!
Sad news here is Fuzzy1954 was nearing the end of his life. He told us and we got to tell him what he meant to us all. He hasn’t been in for the last several weeks, and we don’t know if he passed.
I think we had 25 Fucktastic entries in this one.
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I hope y’all have enjoyed these little challenges. They are meant to be fun and promote comradery between writers. Each entry was enjoyed by my family of judges.
Thank you to all who played along. Telling a story in 75 words ain’t for pussies!
And the winners are. Piquet and kistinspencil :worship: :worship:
Additionally two runners up were chosen and will be awarded 250 Lush coins each: RowanThorn and DarkSide :worship: :worship:
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I have a story with a lot of true details. The setting, the time, and the people are all very real. The only thing that isn't true is the sexual encounter. That was purely my fantasy. And it's true that I had that fantasy while the story was happening. Should I put it in the True stories area, or in another category? I have thought about posting it in True Stories with a disclaimer at the end.
Or am I overthinking this?
I think what you are doing is already truer than most of the stories in the true category.
Afternoon, Rumpies
Ooo that’s very affecting music, Mr Ape. Kinda inspiring me to write something dark.
Difficult week with Dad. Had to switch out his bed in facility to a hospital bed and his walker’s now a wheelchair. No words for what it’s like to see him in this condition. It’s Mom all over again.
Sending love to you all. Life can be fucking hard, but it’s worth the journey, right? ❤️