Welcome, Chet! As a newbie, I’ll let you play with my toys in storeroom #4. I have a variety. Take a peek… if you dare! 😈

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Joins you and holds hands. Not been a good 24 hours, has it.

❤️

Bad start to 2026.

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Morning, Rumps. It’s been a week. And yesterday's ICE shooting here in Minneapolis… Yeah, fucked up. I am spinning a little. Or a lot.

Regardless of where you are on the political spectrum, it should NEVER go this far.

Grabbing a to-go cup of the Lumberjack coffee blend and heading out to start my day. Extra cream today, please, to hopefully cut down on my bitter mood.

I feel you, Cog. I’m so sorry! 😢

I’m having to pay for extra sessions with my acupuncturist and Reiki healer to not become frozen in fear.

And so much for our checks and balances system. Not really working. Judges rule. They are ignored. No consequences. Congress is bypassed. Opposers get attacked in the worst way. Supporters commit crimes and get pardoned. How does this not ring familiar to the darkest spots in history (and present day) to anyone?

Sigh… I’ll be in my corner…

Two more days to enter, peeps!

Happy Birthday, Kis! :worship:

And congrats to Katie! :worship: :worship:

Happy Birthday, Kis! 🎉 🎂 🎁

May your special day be filled with juicy pickles 🥒

Morning, Rumpies

Nice tunes, Fuzzy! Two inspired me on a writing…

Busy day, so I’m grabbing tree boy and running…

Morning, Rumpies

Are you ready for some Football!?!?

Too bad, if you aren’t cause I’m claiming the remote for the day! Football game 18 from 1 pm until late tonight…

Bring me something warm to drink, Bearkeep, please.

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Well, some people around here really like y’all! I received another donation of coins to put in this writing challenge. So… a second place will be awarded for 125 ($12.50) Lush coins.

Keep ‘em cumming!

Thank you, Piquet! :) The second place winner will now receive 325 Lush coins for ($32.50)!

And my judge is a non-Lushie who doesn’t know anything about coins, so I promise no bias to Piquet’s entry.

Yay! A bar full of IT geeks! 🤓 I’ve never felt so at home!

And you should have asked that cutie pie out, LyfBuz!

I’m watching Bucs! Hope they win! And finishing up my story that is one of my fav things I’ve written in a while. Woohoo! 🥳

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Almost 10am and I am still laying in bed. Lazy day. Not even craving any of the Coffee Kult Dark Roast, yet.

I’m so jealous! My cat Butters would never let me sleep anywhere close to 10am.

Hiya, Rumpies!

I’m loving being off work. Feelin’ creative. Stress-free. Working on what will be my 300th story here. I want it to be different in a good way. I’m trying to write what I see as the ending to an old (published in 1882? I think) short story called “The Lady, or the Tiger?” where the author chose to leave the ending a cliffhanger. Gonna put out a micro first as #299 if I can get it right. Some of those short fuckers are harder to handle than the long ones.

Well, some people around here really like y’all! I received another donation of coins to put in this writing challenge. So… a second place will be awarded for 125 ($12.50) Lush coins.

Keep ‘em cumming!

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Kimmi, there is a flaw with your cover! 😳 It would be the men with the heartache if they broke up with a woman as attractive (read hot & sexy) as the one portrayed on the cover. I have to say, I have no idea how you made such a wonderful cover. Now I look forward to reading your poem.

I wasn't going to drop by Rumpee's today, but I got something to celebrate: 500 Lush followers. 😊

So drinks 🍷🍺 are on me.

My wife is still in bed with the flu (or something like it), but I did make it for a couple of hours to our youngest daughter, who took over hosting our New Year's Party at short notice. Tomorrow, I will start taking our Christmas decorations down. Christmas will then be officially over for us.

Woohoo, David!

One of FuzzyLion’s songs inspired me this morning. My first publishing of 2026 will be a poem of how one woman deals with heartache from men. The cover though was created with our own Kat in mind. I see her as a strong, sexy woman! I hope you like my cover, Kat!

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Thank you, Kimmi, for the challenge and the fun!

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“My resolution? Being fucked by you and your sister in a three-way!”

“Are you fucking kidding me??”

He smiled.

Finally, she nodded, “Tomorrow night. Her place.”

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He walked in, was kissed by Katie and blindfolded by Norma.

They stripped him naked, then a mouth sucked his cock, another kissed his bum.

“This way…” Hands led him forward…then shoved him out into the snow.

Katie shouted, “You’re fucked – asshole!” and slammed the back door.

🤣🤣🤣 throws snowballs at naked Bear locked outside 😂😂😂

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Personally, I'm done with this year. Here's hoping we all enjoy a little more peace and serenity in the next one.

Happy New Year

Yup, I feel ya, Kis!

I’m sorry your wife is sick, David! Stuff’s going around! ❤️ My son was down with it for 3 weeks.

Kat, big hugs to you all for your friend with Alzheimer’s. It’s such a cruel disease. I understand his wife’s feelings! ❤️

My BiL is in surgery for his shoulder now. Dr said it’s a long recovery. He can’t drive for six weeks. It’s gonna be a lot for him and my sis. I’m trying to take on more Dad duties while they are going through the thick of it.

Anyways, still planning for a better 2026 for us all!!! I have an idea for what I want to be my 300th story here. Have some short ones to get out first.

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Anyone else following the Buddhist monks walking for peace from Texas to DC? It’s so fucking moving

I am now!!!!

Happy New Year, Katherine. ❤️

Me thinks y’all have taken a lil too quickly to this backfiring resolutions thing. Must have been down this road before.

Happy New Year’s Eve!

I’ve decided I’m gonna show my ass in 2026. Take that however you want.

Happy New Year, Annie ❤️

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All right, Kimmi. Let me get right on it.

Yay!

Hiya, Rumpies! While the story submit is on pause, why not keep your naughty minds in shape and enter a lil writing challenge?

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/ask-the-author/backfiring-new-years-resolutions-writing-challenge-for-375-3750

Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

Edit: thanks to a second generous Lushie, the prize has been upped from 375 Lush coins to 500 ($50.00) for the 1st place winner :worship:

Edit: thanks to other generous coin donations, a second place winner will be awarded for 325 Lush coins ($32.50) :worship: :worship:

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

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Tsk Tsk, poor Canadians always getting blamed for everything. In your neck of the woods cold weather is almost certainly brought to you by a Colorado Low. Our weather comes UP from the US. I will let you borrow my snowblower though. Canadians are the BEST neighbours.

You know you are right about Colorado except for this year. There is an arctic vortex that is shoving crap south as far as Kentucky. Google it! The internet never lies, Lyfbuz!

I do agree you are good neighbors. But I would understand if you built a wall to keep us out! We suck at the moment.

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I'm chuckling 🤣 no arctic vortexes over here, although it is turning colder. Maybe a lot colder next week. The good news for us is we're off at the end of that to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks... Never been before, so not sure what to expect... apart from warm weather. 😎 Loved the photo, Kimmi and the hat! 😊

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

Oooo, take me, take me, David!!! I won’t take up much room.

Although it does give me a reason to wear my favorite hat…

Morning, Rumpies Kimmi has a new year’s request for the Canadians in the bar… could you… would you… please… keep your arctic vortex shit to yourselves!

Thank you

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I feeling a little under the weather today, so I think I am going to pass on the Folgers and dive right into the green tea.

Awww, feel better! Stuff’s going around. And yup, Packers really needed Micah to stay healthy.