At one of my friend's bachelorette parties, we had a little game to decipher who was the sluttiest there. A twenty year old said, "What? Like comparing body counts?" I responded, "Oh sweetie, after a while you don't even know how many people there has been. We don't keep track like trophies, how many wins or points you got. No, it's about the experience and thrill, and sometimes you need thirty plus people in a month to find that."

And then I realized, when the room went silent, I was indeed, the sluttiest slut.