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LASARDaddy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 83
United States
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About 15 years ago, I was 56 and my wife 61, and we were in a 69 position with her on top and facing the door. We'd been at it for 20 minutes or so and really into it when I glanced around her and there stood our 25 year old son and his 22 year old girlfriend. They didn't see me noticing them and I just kept thrusting into her mouth. I didn't know what else to do. My wife never noticed and they just stepped back and softly closed the door.
I never told my wife and they broke up a few months later. She wound up homeless with a baby (not our sons) and we informally adopted her. She and my wife were very good friends before she and our son broke up. Now she is one of our best kids, loves us dearly and has 2 kids. Our son married and has 2 kids also and we've never mentioned it.
I wonder every now and then if they ever remember it and what they think. I don't think I'll ever ask but I'm writing my life (my kids asked me to) and that's one of the things I will put in it. I'll also let them have all the stories I write (I think that right now anyway) because we've always been close with them and most of them will be true and about my wife and I.
I never told my wife and they broke up a few months later. She wound up homeless with a baby (not our sons) and we informally adopted her. She and my wife were very good friends before she and our son broke up. Now she is one of our best kids, loves us dearly and has 2 kids. Our son married and has 2 kids also and we've never mentioned it.
I wonder every now and then if they ever remember it and what they think. I don't think I'll ever ask but I'm writing my life (my kids asked me to) and that's one of the things I will put in it. I'll also let them have all the stories I write (I think that right now anyway) because we've always been close with them and most of them will be true and about my wife and I.
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All those words are neat and I'm going to save them for some use later, however, the the statement "Fuck me in the ass.", carries a great deal of understandable meaning. It sends me into the clouds when ever I hear it.
I love words. They are one of the most important things we have. Understanding the "Meaning" of the words is of prime importance. If you don't believe that think of politicians speaking and preachers. They DO NOT want you to understand the meaning of what they say because they lose the control they are after when you do.
I love words. They are one of the most important things we have. Understanding the "Meaning" of the words is of prime importance. If you don't believe that think of politicians speaking and preachers. They DO NOT want you to understand the meaning of what they say because they lose the control they are after when you do.
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WOW!
Nice answers, keep them coming, so to speak.
This actually is something I've always wondered about but never had the opportunity to ask.
Thank you
Nice answers, keep them coming, so to speak.
This actually is something I've always wondered about but never had the opportunity to ask.
Thank you
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Never had one bigger than a pencil eraser, but WHO CARES? Just having my face there, while she's doing whatever she wants with me, is about as good as heaven gets.
I've seen pictures of a couple that were 3 or 4 inches long and I'm not sure that appeals to me though.
I've seen pictures of a couple that were 3 or 4 inches long and I'm not sure that appeals to me though.
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I mostly watch the science and educational stuff and I don't snack when I do. I refuse to watch anything with a laugh track.
When I watch movies I can eat 3 or 4 of the large theater popcorn tubs. I am a popcorn lover. Well, I like to eat it. Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh hell, I better quit before I say the wrong thing
When I watch movies I can eat 3 or 4 of the large theater popcorn tubs. I am a popcorn lover. Well, I like to eat it. Wait, that didn't come out right. Oh hell, I better quit before I say the wrong thing
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If I'm single I'd drive you home in a second then you'd drive me home the next day. You were stood up and, hopefully, Horney as hell.
If I'm married I'd drive you home in a second. I don't like the thought of anyone spread all over the road. And, because you drive a Very expensive car, you can pay for my taxi ride home. I also do not screw around when married.
If I'm married I'd drive you home in a second. I don't like the thought of anyone spread all over the road. And, because you drive a Very expensive car, you can pay for my taxi ride home. I also do not screw around when married.
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If I'm single I'd drive you home in a second then you'd drive me home the next day. You were stood up and, hopefully, Horney as hell.
If I'm married I'd drive you home in a second. I don't like the thought of anyone spread all over the road. And, because you drive a Very expensive car, you can pay for my taxi ride home. I also do not screw around when married.
If I'm married I'd drive you home in a second. I don't like the thought of anyone spread all over the road. And, because you drive a Very expensive car, you can pay for my taxi ride home. I also do not screw around when married.
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Damn! I did it again. I am sorry, I don't look at the data gory sometimes.
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Au Natural.
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
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Punctuation. All of my English teachers felt sorry for me. Numbers caught my attention very early.
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This is a very impressive lady who knows what she wants.
I haven't read her stories yet but I'm heading there now. I have an hour or two and the previews are very interesting.
I haven't read her stories yet but I'm heading there now. I have an hour or two and the previews are very interesting.
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I like it so crisp it crumbles when I bite it. I've actually eaten a cookie sheet full that my daughter burned. It was totally black and I ate every piece excep 4 that just tasted wrong.
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I used to be absolutely terrified of "Spiders."
At about 25 I was into power lifting and my max weight was 817 pounds. I was head desk clerk in a resort hotel in Oklahoma while going to college and got a call from a woman in one of the cabins. We were in 15,000 acres of state park and she said a big spider was on the door where her baby was and she was very frightened. She was afraid of spiders too.
No one was available except me so I left the desk with a helper, drove up and when I got there there was a screaming woman and a Tarantula on the upper panel of the bedroom door. That sucker was 7 to 8 inches in diameter and scared the living crap out of me. It took me 15 seconds or so to decide I had to do something and being afraid of spiders wasn't going to help. I took her broom and when I hit the door it literally punched the top panel out of the frame.
It was a female and what seemed like a couple hundred thousand babies were swarming everywhere. I ran in and grabbed the screaming baby and then her as I drug them out of the cabin, screaming, and spent several minutes brushing the little beasts off all of us. Took her back to the hotel and got them another room in the hotel. It took days to clean and fumigate the room.
The guests left the next day but the one good thing was I was never frightened of them again. At 71 now I don't think it'll come back. I discovered you can get over many things then, and it opened up whole new worlds to me.
At about 25 I was into power lifting and my max weight was 817 pounds. I was head desk clerk in a resort hotel in Oklahoma while going to college and got a call from a woman in one of the cabins. We were in 15,000 acres of state park and she said a big spider was on the door where her baby was and she was very frightened. She was afraid of spiders too.
No one was available except me so I left the desk with a helper, drove up and when I got there there was a screaming woman and a Tarantula on the upper panel of the bedroom door. That sucker was 7 to 8 inches in diameter and scared the living crap out of me. It took me 15 seconds or so to decide I had to do something and being afraid of spiders wasn't going to help. I took her broom and when I hit the door it literally punched the top panel out of the frame.
It was a female and what seemed like a couple hundred thousand babies were swarming everywhere. I ran in and grabbed the screaming baby and then her as I drug them out of the cabin, screaming, and spent several minutes brushing the little beasts off all of us. Took her back to the hotel and got them another room in the hotel. It took days to clean and fumigate the room.
The guests left the next day but the one good thing was I was never frightened of them again. At 71 now I don't think it'll come back. I discovered you can get over many things then, and it opened up whole new worlds to me.
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Sorry about that. Crap, I need to start reading the "Ask the gals" part.
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Quote by MsObsession3
I like my man to be a "NICE GUY" in the street and a "BAD BOY" in between my sheets!!! It totally turns me on when he thinks, I think he's a super "NICE GUY" but I know deep down inside he's got a little "BAD BOY" hiding inside of him just waiting for the right woman to allow him to come out and play. I want him to be warm, loving and compassionate to me and a gentleman at all times but when it's time for me to have my ass in the air and my face to the sheets or bent over the kitchen sink, is when I want him to allow me to feel the BAD BOY come out of him and enter the "BAD GIRL" in me. Nothing violent or too painful, just give me as much "BAD BOY" as I can take.
This is for you baby!
And so very true.
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Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch by the Temptations.
I listen to a lot of the old stuff.
I listen to a lot of the old stuff.
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I have to ask because that is a new expression to me.
What is a "Twatwaffle"?
What is a "Twatwaffle"?
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I have to ask because that is a new expression to me.
What is a "Twatwaffle"?
What is a "Twatwaffle"?
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Yeah, good for her.
You don't do bad yourself. You sound like a person that would be very interesting to know. Just talk for hours over coffee. I spend most of my days talking to customers in my store. I like knowing people.
I like coffee too.
Single malt, 12 year old Glenlivet is my favorite though
You don't do bad yourself. You sound like a person that would be very interesting to know. Just talk for hours over coffee. I spend most of my days talking to customers in my store. I like knowing people.
I like coffee too.
Single malt, 12 year old Glenlivet is my favorite though
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Yeah, good for her.
You don't do bad yourself. You sound like a person that would be very interesting to know. Just talk for hours over coffee. I spend most of my days talking to customers in my store. I like knowing people.
I like coffee too.
Single malt, 12 year old Glenlivet is my favorite though
You don't do bad yourself. You sound like a person that would be very interesting to know. Just talk for hours over coffee. I spend most of my days talking to customers in my store. I like knowing people.
I like coffee too.
Single malt, 12 year old Glenlivet is my favorite though
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Scored 85 and this is what they said.
"You would climb any mountain, cross any sea... for the one that you adore! Your answers showed that when you are in love, you are truly, deeply and whole-heartedly committed to making your partner's world a better place. When necessary, you make personal sacrifices and even put their needs ahead of your own. You are loyal and dedicated, traits that your partner surely appreciates. While this giving nature certainly nurtures healthy relationships, it could also backfire if taken to an extreme. In fact, this high score could mean that you go too far on occasion, compromising your own well being to make your loved one happy. Does your partner give as much as you do in the relationship? There needs to be both give and take to make a relationship work, so learn to put yourself first from time to time."
I think, knowing me as I do, it's pretty close in every aspect. And, yes, mine gave as much back as I gave her for 38 years or so. Now her memory is going away and that's very sad to me.
"You would climb any mountain, cross any sea... for the one that you adore! Your answers showed that when you are in love, you are truly, deeply and whole-heartedly committed to making your partner's world a better place. When necessary, you make personal sacrifices and even put their needs ahead of your own. You are loyal and dedicated, traits that your partner surely appreciates. While this giving nature certainly nurtures healthy relationships, it could also backfire if taken to an extreme. In fact, this high score could mean that you go too far on occasion, compromising your own well being to make your loved one happy. Does your partner give as much as you do in the relationship? There needs to be both give and take to make a relationship work, so learn to put yourself first from time to time."
I think, knowing me as I do, it's pretty close in every aspect. And, yes, mine gave as much back as I gave her for 38 years or so. Now her memory is going away and that's very sad to me.
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If you were a guy for some period of time, 1 month, what would you do? Details please, that's where the story is.
I don't know if this has been asked but a young lady asked the corollary on the "Ask the guys" page.
Thank you for any replies.
Paul
I don't know if this has been asked but a young lady asked the corollary on the "Ask the guys" page.
Thank you for any replies.
Paul
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I don't think I'd want to be one for an extended period of time but I would really like to know exactly what a woman feels when she's with a guy. All that could do is make me better. I do think it should work both ways though.
Besides, this quote is very true:
Besides, this quote is very true:
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If that is her in the avatar, she is a beautiful young lady. If it's not she is a beautiful young lady anyway. If that's her hair she seems to be clutching, WOW!
The poetry I read in the profile makes me think her name is very appropriate. She is a light hearted person and sees life with some rather special eyes.
I've wanted to visit her home country, India, for many years.
The poetry I read in the profile makes me think her name is very appropriate. She is a light hearted person and sees life with some rather special eyes.
I've wanted to visit her home country, India, for many years.