It doesn't matter how old, what color, what ethnicity, anything, as long as they can make me believe what they're trying to tell me is real. I watch a lot sometimes.
I am an actor and I've done several hundred stage plays and a couple movies and TV shows. The ONLY job the actor has is to suspend the audiences disbelief, make them think it's real.
That's my favorite one!
Again!
Ignorance at a level like this should never be allowed to breed back into our society!
Refer any probing questions to other great church leaders like Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert. Oh yeah, let's add Jerry Falwell because he thinks the purple TeleTubby is gay.
I've read the bible several times and I agree with old geezer, it doesn't even mention pornography.
I also think seeker4 is right too. This has to be a parody because the premiss isn't legal according to the Supreme Court decisions with the Larry Flints Hustler Magazine vs. Jerry Falwell constitutional case.
Oh yeah, Pat Robertson hired a prostitute for his interview with Larry Flint then gave him the finger on camera. A real upstanding example of religious leadership.
It's always about control. As soon as the first spiritual leaders (Witch doctors) figured out that some people were actually fearful of the deity they started controlling them. If you can control the "Sex" you control one of the most powerful of animal needs. You own them. They are slaves past that point.
I don't believe in any kind of slavery.
I remembered this from a George Carlin routine so I went and found it. He was very good at cutting out all the crap.
"Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!
Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!”
George Carlin.
For me it's all making love. No matter who, when, where, why or how, I have strong feelings for her. I can't get really involved unless I do.
I agree with avrgblkgrl. It all depends on what sick means. Sometimes you just want to die so you can feel better, but not always.
I'd pretty much do it anytime unless I was at that die to feel better stage and my wife took very good care of me. Usually a BJ but not always and I always felt better afterwards.
My wife was a little different. Mostly about half the time she wanted nothing to do with it when she was sick. She gets migraines and we discovered that if we screwed her brains out before one was full blown then it helped. It wasn't as bad.
Once she had a full blown migraine a beetle passing gas a mile away would be like driving a nail into her head. Also any light in the room. I have taken her to the emergency room several hundred times in our life together, puking into a towel. Then sat holding her hand or head for hours after they drugged her to the gills.
She was also the Horniest about a week before her period to a week after and said that the more sex we had the fewer cramps she had. I never really minded the mess at that time, just a different color than my mess, but once she discovered that sex helped it became a frequent demand that I tried very HARD to fulfill. I washed a lot of towels and sheets for many years and was happy doing it.
Yeah I did. I also am a very good cook (I worked as a chef at one point), do windows, wash dishes, iron my and her clothes, sew clothes for her and our kids and grand kids (I made all her uniforms when she was a nurse), knit, tat, embroider, make curtains, upholster, build a house, rebuild cars and trucks, fix anything, make furniture, scroll saw puzzles, facet gemstones and make jewelry.
Not all at the same time but all at some time in my 71 years. I believe that a relationship with a woman is a partnership, in the true sense of the word. Equal rights, equal power and we share every task.
Now I'm having trouble doing most of that, except the faceting and jewelry making.
Getting old sucks!
FFM
But I want it with one white and one black. I'd like the white one to be my wife.
For me each is memorable for different reasons.
My first kiss made me feel like my chest would explode.
My first fuck it did explode. At least it felt like that.
That's very hard.
All you can do is love them and take care of them. And remember what it was like.
Good for you. I loved my grandma and wasn't told she was dead for almost a year. I was in the navy and overseas. Years later my cousin told me that I had been grandmas favorite of the grand kids. I never knew that and have carried that guilt trip around for 45 years. Talk to her and get said all those things that you'll regret never telling her.
Good luck
Yeah, I'm not much into hurting. I'm not much into judging either. No one is that superior.
I truly do hope you guys are as happy as if you had good sense.
I use a lot of country and hill folks expressions.
I don't think it's any mystery. It's there and if it's available (she gets to decide that) then I'll do it. I happen to like it a lot but it's not the end all of existence.
I put it in her mouth, if she's into that, and everywhere else she will tolerate or likes. I've done her armpit, with and without hair, behind her knees, between her breasts, her feet, her toes, her hair, the middle of her back or just rubbing it all over her. Not even touching, just watching each other masturbate is a mind blowing experience. Anal is just a part of the mix and we all get to chose what we like.
My favorite is her hands. You want tight? It doesn't get any tighter. Face to face and a lot of oil, kissing, licking, breathing each other's exhales, whispering and her working me with her hands. They are the second most versatile sexual apparatus she has, the most versatile is her mind. If you can get that going you're on your way to heaven.
About an hour ago reading a story on Lush.
This is a very strong lady. She stands on her own two feet.
Good for you.
The world needs more strong women. We need to get somewhere half way back to a society where women truly share the power. We need this to survive as a society.
Sorry, I rant sometimes.
About 30 minutes.
It's true. I was 17 and she was in her 30's. I was ready to cum in about 15 seconds. I worked part time as a "Pileit", you know, pick it up from here and pile it over there, and she worked in the office. I'd heard some women didn't like it when you came in them and was trying to figure out how to ask her what she wanted. Yeah, I was in her having sex and still to embarrassed to ask. What a teenage dork.
She finally said "Are you going to cum?. You're a teenager how can you take so long?"
When she said that I literally exploded and kind of fainted. The next thing I remember is her holding me and asking me if I was all right. She then proceeded to get me going again and I lasted about 1 minute. The next couple times took a bit longer though.
I'd have married her that day if she'd asked me. I think I'll write about that soon. I haven't really thought of it in years. That was 1959, just before I joined the navy.
Thanks for asking the question and bringing that memory back.
Pretty much any time. It's all about when I get the story playing in my head. I store memories as a series of pictures. My mind captures them and I can pull them back in great detail years later.
I get past and present all screwed up in my story because of that sometimes. It comes out as stream of consciousness.
I agree. Panties are definitely sexy. Even thinking it can be exciting.
Oh well, I'm old and easy to please I guess.
Post as many as you decide to. I will look at every one and greatly appreciate that you did.
We came back from the store to find our 8 year old son sitting on our bed giving himself a massage with our vibrator. His sister was not paying attention to him.
That took a little fast talking to get around. It embarrassed us for a short time then we just laughed at it.
A prostitute in Hong Kong, probably one of the dumbest things I've done. I was 18.
Along side the road mant times on long drives with my wife.
On the living room floor at my brothers house with them talking in their bedroom down the hall.
And I got a blow job from my wife on I5 on the way to visit her grand parents in Bakersfield. About 3AM and we never saw another car. Two kids were sleeping and snoring in the back seat. We always stopped after that though and never did it around the kids again.
Of course, why not?
There's a reason she's my crush and she may or may not ever know so what possible harm could there be. So far most don't know.
Truthfully most of my fantasies include my wife. I know, weird, but that's the way it is.
I don't know what prompted your question and I don't know about anyone else but it took me, and her, 2 weeks. We could only see each other 2 times a week and the 4th time I was with her I looked down at her and she looked up at me. She took my head in her hands and said, "Tell me." I took me about 30 seconds and I said, "I love you."
So, yeah, it happens. She was 33 and I was 28 and she had 4 kids. We married 2 years later and all of them called me "Dad" before that. Now she's 76 and I'm 71 and I still adore her.
43 years later were still together.
Cute, I like that and my results were...
The Romantic Lover
86% partner focus, 57% aggressiveness, 45% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:
You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.
This places you in the Lover Style of: The Romantic Lover.
The Romantic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the hallmark of young love--the Romantic Lover often loves the idea of being in love, and being a wonderful lover, and so they try to bring their prospective partners every bit of joy or happiness that they can. They are the serenaders, and the ones to rent carriages in the park or take a gondola ride down a canal. The Romantic Lover is a treasure to find, though they sometimes are prone to being hurt if their advances are ignored or harshly rebuffed.
In terms of physical love, the Romantic Lover can seem shy, but usually it is simply a by-product of wanting to be perfect for their lover, and often needs some extra encouragement and re-assurance to truly feel at ease. Given a special, intimate evening, and the right lover, the Romantic Lover can be a delight in bed.
Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Classic Lover (most of all) or the Suave Lover, or the Exotic Lover.
Congratulations!
I agree with Aidin, it's all about her. The longer it takes the better it gets. If you time it right and you've been going at it for an hour or more when you both explode it's almost an extinction level event.
This could take hours with my wife and I and we did it many times.
So, yeah, tease on.
I tried to send a private apology but couldn't because you only allow friends to do that. I guess this is the only way though so here it is.
My message:
First, I abjectly apologize to you. I am very sorry you took my comment in a way not intended by me.
I just posted a public apology to you so everyone can see my meaning. What I said in that is absolutely true.
Please read it and if I still come across as an asshole please tell me. I truly never judge and try very hard to not hurt anyone.
Again, I am sorry.
Paul Forster
(LasarDaddy)
End my message.
Almost all are good. I do have a problem with hearing about the front teeth after 100 million listens though.
My problem is that that's pretty much ALL you hear on the radio and TV at this time of year and it's all directed at getting you to buy more. I love the family part of Christmas, I remembermber it as a child. Now it's almost exclusively commercial and I have a real antipathy for it.
