Dry unless she's helping me. Then very wet.
A big fantasy I've had for a very long time is to stay in a hotel with rooms across an alley and catch the eye of a woman and we both do both.
She does a stripper routine and I do too. Then we pleasure ourselves for each other.
We never meet or talk, just watch each other perform.
Absolutely!
Now all I need to know is, "Are they into old curmudgeons, like me!"
Seems like a neat young lady. I hope she has fun in the military but fun is everywhere. She's in charge of hers and seems strong enough to get it.
Good fortune with life.
I'm with chuck on that one. There are many and the secret to success is learning them and when to use them. If you don't you will not be there with her for very long.
Two main rules:
1. "I'm a guy, she's a girl, therefore, I'm wrong."
2. "A guy in a committed relationship has only two choices in life. Does he want to be happy, or does he want to be right! When in doubt refer to rule number 1."
These have kept me enjoying the same wonderful woman for 44 years.
I am, of course, full of crap and there are thousands of things to deal with but I believe in Occam's Razor as a way of solving problems. Sherlock Holmes did too and he was always right.
I want to watch two women then be asked to join in. I'll do whatever they want.
Actually I've wanted to go into space since I was about 5 so weightless sounds like a lot of fun too.
Me too. I'm way to old to now and I've tried all those other things (many times for most) and now it's all about comfort.
Getting old sucks, big time.
Oh, you should never hold a que-stick like that. You have to replace the leather.
Only ever one. CRAP! But I think about it a lot and would love to try. To late now though so maybe my next go-round.
One time I was with 2 in one day about 10 hours apart but could never work it out again.
Pretty much everything with a couple exceptions. I'm not into the gay porn, I'm not gay. I also don't read the ones that have any brutality (physical or emotional) or slavery in them because I do not like that at all.
Most of what I don't like is not allowed here any way.
I've watched a lot of porn but can't think of one person that dominated my mind. A couple of guys like John Holmes but only because they got very famous. Some were good, most sucked as actors and made it worthless and a turn-off. I've known a couple of people in that industry, suppliers and support not actors, and some of those videos are made in a couple of hours. If you'll screw in front of a camera, you're an actor.
I almost took a job as phone sales rep for a video distributor that did exclusively porn but got another computer design job just before starting. I do have a friend that does the covers for several different distributors and she give me a lot of the sample videos they send her to pull images from. They're interesting some times.
I have 3 actually but this is one only.
Me on my back and her on top on her back, me hurried where ever she wants it right then, her legs between mine and me using my hands all over her front, vibrators, dildo, whatever.
The only thing that would make it better is if I could see her eyes but our kids would have given us a lot of flack over a mirrored ceiling. I did think about a mirrored tile ceiling but couldn't talk her into it.
I love seeing her eyes when she cums though, that's best.
I'm a pure zero.
But I have had one experience, that I did not really enjoy, to base it on. It's not a totally blind decision.
Anything inside my property line is good. Actually pretty much any where but I like bent bent over a soft sofa arm or back and she gets to chose how it's done. Also on her front with me on top is one of my favorites because that's what she likes best.
Porch, floor, kitchen, stairs, table even the front porch one night about 11 PM. That freaked her though when a car drove by and we never tried again.
I want to know...
How to accomplish my goal. I want to live to a thousand and so far I'm 7.2% there so "so good so far!" Now how do I get the rest of the way there. Things are wearing out. I can still have a lot of fun with it, it just isn't fully functional for her any more.
I read both your stories and they are not bad. Stop putting yourself down too, there's many out there who want to do it for you. You did not do anything wrong. You have good words but you need to study some techniques. You tend to tell us what's going to happen or happened then tell us how it happened. Epode get confused and you lose their excitement. It's all about getting them excited and keeping them there.
"...her orgasm could be the eighth wonder of the world..." Was great. Descriptive and short and it allows us to add detail of our own that makes it even better.
You're drawing pictures with words to excite someone you do not even know.
Read yours back, record them if you need to and listen then decide if it's exciting. I use a Speak utility to read them back and that stilted, choppy alien voice shows me problems. I'm new here too but I've learned a lot from all the really good authors here. If anything I said helps I'm glad. I remember submitting my first story too and thinking I'll never be able to do this. I usually prove myself wrong when I do that though.
The "Just Do It" sticker applies here so get one for over jour work area.
Good fortune with this.
Me to and I'm looking forward to seeing the results too.
Well, as an assumption, I'll say a tattoo artist.
I love it.
Sorry ladies, I cook, sew, clean, do windows, iron clothes, everything. My mother had 3 boys and worked full time so I had to learn. I make a better wife than many women. It's a partnership and if I don't then the dynamic is totally wrong.
My daughters know how to change a flat, oil, etc because I said they couldn't get a car until they did.
The auto parts story is great.
Thanks and keep it up.
