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Pepe Le Pew is cuter anyway.

His care-free attitude about life fits Lush much better than Casper did.

I always thought the Black/White combo was the best too. "Ebony and Ivory."

He's not deceased anyway. I saw him wandering through Sebastopol looking for a new gig.
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It is all about respect. I don't Lear at women and resent guts that do. A look is different. I do all the time. The learns have pissed me off a few times but that was my problem. She discouraged it but my ego said it had to do something. I finally stopped that many years ago. After I stopped worrying my thoughts were, "Eat your heart out."

Touch her and that changed things.
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Dani nailed that! It does deliver.

I like Pepé Le Pew also, always kind of saw myself as misunderstood, like him.

I get a real kick out of the dichotomy, 2 very strong views that will most likely never agree. It's all in the beliefs we were taught but, sometimes new data causes a change.
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Quote by Hardallnight
Tried both and failed hopelessly! Lol


Me too, but it was fun when my wife tried to help. It just DOES NOT bend like that. Tried my own mouth too, with her help, but my back doesn't bend that far either.

I could pick up a car but bending was impossible so she did it for me, a lot because she loved it but didn't like me doing her. What fun that would have been for me. I was NEVER unhappy though.
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Quote by lacr0236
It is not so much if we (the guys) think we fit the description. It is if you do. To different people different things are sexy. What is a turn on for some is a deal breaker for others... So all I can say is, this is me. If you find me "sexy" great. If not, oh well.


Pretty much he said it, I just lay me out and if you like it, we talk. It's all about trust and I want to tell as much as I can up front. I expect the same but that doesn't always happen. I just move on.

Slut, from the urban dictionary:
1.
a. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
b. A woman prostitute.
2. A slovenly woman; a slattern.

I used the term "Slattern" in a play once and that bothered me more than most other words, like "Fuck". Words are just sounds though, phonemes, until you put meaning to them and I believe that words are the true gods. You couldn't even talk about the concept of God without words, so who's in charge.

Just because you like sex, maybe a LOT of sex doesn't make you a slut. Check out the word slattern, I think "Horney" is a good term, I'm that all the time but I'm not sure what the male equivalent would be called.

So, like others have said, you get to choose from this smorgasbord of delectables. Some pretty good ones from looking back.

Have fun and stay safe.
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Yeah, I have, several times. I fall in and out of lust a lot but I recognize that. I just like women, pretty much all of them but those that match my "Filter Image", the look I'm always drawn to is very strong. It's my first real love, a cousin I've loved for 56 years and I can never have. All have resembled her and dumb things like skin color have never mattered.

A friend here has introduced me to the concept of polyamory and it's amazing. I've always thought I couldn't do that but I've discovered I always have, I just never allowed myself to. I couldn't conceive of loving 2 people at a high level. Thank you for that.

Now I have another that I can't say how I feel to or let to close because I still have a commitment I must live with. I never commit lightly.
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They do vary a lot, hell you can even order a zombie or alien pussy (100% serious). I guess I'm one step closer to fucking E.T. in the ass.





I think I'd go more for the blue alien in Avatar, Zoe Saldanas part. Maybe the one from X-Men. I've always had the hots for them.
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Mine was missionary holding myself up on my hands and her hands on my face and our eyes locked. I could almost feel me cum as she would have as well as me in her. That was wild and we did that a lot.

Hers was on her stomach with me on top and in her from behind. Very infrequently anal becaus she didn't really like it unless she was red hot. I would shift up her body and hit her g-spot then confine her with my arms. She pushed back and I squeezed and she said the top of her head came off when she came. I would go off like a bomb about a minute later. She said she felt so safe that she totally relaxed. That worked for us many times.

Those two were probably 80% of our sex life. Not adventurous maybe but we had a lot of fun for almost 40 years so I'm not unhappy. It's all about what feels good.
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Hi there, RK. I'll do you one better, since it is Titty Tuesday.



Okay, you got my attention. Where can I get one of those?
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I was using the site on my phone this morning and didn't notice any problem, but now that I go back to check, I see exactly what you mean.

The top bar is floating "over" the page and it's pinned to the top right of the screen (rather than the page), in much the same way that black boxes are pinned to the top left, on a mobile device.

Hopefully Gav should be able to sort it out. It's a new feature, only put out today I think, so there are bound to be kinks.


Hmmmm! Black boxes on my IPad are upper-right. Maybe that's a clue. Gav is good but he does have another life he needs to contact now and again so it may take a day or two.
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Apple has made life difficult for all sys-ops trying for compatibility. They've done everything in their power to make sure of that too. I had problems with that for a while but it was mostly incompatibility between the Intel and Motorolla microprocessor internal architecture.

I use IPad and about the only problem I have is when I pop up another window while writing an email it kills all the text I've written. If I select-all and copy it the frequency drops way off and only happens 1 in 10 times or so, but it still happens. When it does I paste what I copied back in. If I remembered to copy it before I jump to another window. When I'm answering an email that really makes me angry. At me because I didn't copy it.

Good fortune with that Gav.
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I've always wondered why they were abandoned. The old mines running out, things changing, new highway routes. But why the ones in cities?

I think they get so used to the idea that "This Is How They Wan To Get Screwed" that they forget to change too. It just gets dirtier and more used because they won't spend money to change it. Greed kills them.

Thanks, I'll look at all of those.
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Quote by BBB856
What every the lady wants, after all it's her body, it's whats beneath that matters. who cares if you have to part the ways on the way to paridise.
Reminds me of an old chefs joke: Why is pubic hair like parsley? You move both to the side and care on eating!


I have never heard that one. Great, parsley, good allusion.

It is her choice, not mine. If she offers herself to me I don't care. I've lived all over the world and we are the only country that obsesses over things like hair, smell, germs, etc.

It's her I want.

Of course Hypertrichosis, or Ambras syndrome, might be a little much but actually might be a real neat thing. I read a science fiction story years ago that had that as a premiss. Everyone got hairy and it was a choice to invest in shears or curry combs. Curry combs won out.
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I was always attracted to older women when I was younger. Now that I'm not so young, I have to say that women only come into their true super powers in their forties and fifties... it's just... wow! They're sexier, smarter (intelligence is just so sexy) they're more confident; sure of what they want, how they want it.


Pretty much he's right.

All that and more. Look at why younger women are attracted to older guys. They know what it takes to make them happy. I'm sure there's a mom or a dad thing going on too but that's buried. Probably most is the confidence aspect. Confidence is very sexy.

It's all about the SEX!

When I was 25 I had a 50 year old girl friend for a year. No games, no bullshit, she knew exactly what she wanted. That's what Lieda was all about. I would have married her.
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You are very welcome.

But I think the majority of the credit goes to you. Your hard work and good fortune to find the crew you have.

I truly enjoy what you've built.

Thank you.

So, having said that you're flying all of us down-under to swim the barrier reef, right? Pant! Pant!
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Quote by ChrissieLecker
Like flighty little kisses, we have learned
to catch unsaid acknowledgement
when brilliant insight's seedlings touch our hands
and we help nurture them with thoughtful, loving care.

We cheer when they grow high to touch the sky,
rejoice when polished little pebbles of ideas
turn shiny and begin to sparkle prettily,
into delightful crystal blossoms then unfold.

But there is nothing like such heartfelt thanks,
that blanket-like wraps 'round our hearts
and keeps them warm and sending little smiles
onto our lips whenever chilling winds blow forth.

Thank you!




I would like to be able to write what Banes did. To put into words what if feels like to be rejected with advice then rejected again by a different one and finally accepted by the same one that rejected it the first time with comments about it being a good story. For them to actually be a non-English speaker and be better with words than I am having grown up with it is a marvel.

My ego screams when it happens but I am in control.

I thank each of you with everything I am for this. Some are better but some have done it for a life time and other only a few months to years.

I love what Chrissie wrote. Every time I get a rejection that tells me where I screwed it up I lern new things and that is retry much how I see the moderator. They are there to make ME better, not themselves.

Thank each and every one of you for this marvelous site and the very thankless job you do.

Thank you!

Paul
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Introduce the title of your story:

Title: The Geologist
Genre/Category: Lesbian
Provide the link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/the-geologist.aspx


1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

Another author, a friend, read one of my stories and commented on it. When I answered they offered advice to improve then offered to read it and make suggestions. I tend to write a lot of detail and it interfered with the sex parts. To much detail to soon and this was to try and fix that.

They suggested that I write about a lesbian encounter because I never had and maybe being in a new area would help. They were right, it has and I'm seeing a difference. They read five iterations before saying it was good enough. Then it was rejected twice. Very valid rejections and after essentially rewriting a large part for the second one, I have a problem with tense, the first reviewer approved it.

I was quite pleased that it was the original reviewer too. She is not an English speaker but hers is better than mine and I grew up with it. I am never upset with rejections. My ego screams like a scalded monkey but I kick it into submission and send it back to the hole I allow it to live in.

2. How did you come up with these characters?

I own a small store selling mineral specimens, among other stuff, so it lead right into them being geologists. The locations, minerals, are all factual. The dildos are available online but can be very expensive depending on the materials. Premium Lapis Lazuli is quite pricy and the best does come from Afghanistan, India and surrounding areas. The cheapest I found was $400 but I don't think I could make one for that. Those are done off-shore where they pay pennies to get it done.

Mostly it's the sex though, this is Lushstories.com and that's what everyone expects. When I write the story it excites me, feeling it all as it's happening, then when I read them, proofing and fixing things, I get excited again. If I'm allowed to write a sequel to this - contest entries can't be part of a serial story - they're going to have a lot of fun in a couple of mines.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

I was challenged to write about two women. I started the first iteration and had them meet a guy (me of course) with no sex but my friend said it's about lesbians, not guys. It was hard not being there in the story but I think I pulled it off. With major help that I will never forget. One day they'll need help and I'll be standing there waiting to give it

It's also the first using the authors suggestions. I hope it does well and people enjoy it.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

Trying to understand what a woman really feels inside as she has whatever experience she's involved in. I read a lot of lesbian stories and borrowed thoughts. Never there words but "How" they described it. There is a marked difference sometimes when a male writes about women versus a woman. The same holds true for women writing about men and how they feel. In reality with this genre, erotica, it makes much less difference.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

I want to collaborate on a story, with a female author first. I want her to write the guys part while I write the girls. We'll read each other's and offer suggestions on what, how, etc. I want her to tell me what it feels like, inside, but I'll write the words. The same for her. I want a lot of mutual respect as we do this.

It has the potential to be spectacular. I think about the two egos involved and the conflicts that will arise. There WILL be conflict, there always is. It will be line getting married and learning how to get two adult egos to live together and not kill one another.

Of course my ultimate fantasy existence is to actually live with a female author and write together. We could "Live" the story, do all that stuff and then write about it, but it'll never happen. I'm to old and can't do most of it any more. I don't have the physicality any more, but I like thinking I do, that's what I write about now.

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Very mellow and relaxed. Calm as I stress and obsess editing a couple of stories.

I use stress relief techniques all the time to lower the pain in my back. I run between a 3 and a 4 on the pain scale and do not take drugs. I have 11 bones in my spine and neck fused.
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I have always encouraged their use. Alone or with me. I preferred with me but if she did it alone I usually got attacked when I got home.

The better she gets off the better she treats me is pretty much the rule. She always took very good care of me really, I just liked watching her come.

She only wanted the Wahl vibrator with the large knobby attachment.

She would wrap herself around it and come 6 or 8 times until it was yo hot to old. I would hold her then she would use her mouth, her hands and the vibrator on me. I could make her come that way too just not as often.


This one and top row, third from the left was her choice. She has worn out four of them over 35 or so years.
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I think 1...everybody has been to a concert at one time or another...right??

1. I have 3 kids
2. I make really tasty pizza
3. I hate motorbikes
4. I love chinese food


Sorry, that's true. I'm not much into crowds like that.

All the others are true.
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I have thought about that for years.

What I would do? Whatever they wanted or needed. I would ask but they're doing this for me and I will do what they say. It might be for them too but that doesn't matter. I do not need to be in control but I can be. I shared all power with my wife until recently. Now she doesn't remember.

I have the same thoughts about who's fantasy it's considered but I can not conceive of myself backing out. I would be a very happy man but I'm to old now. No one would have me, that's for younger guys. Crap!

I've asked my wife a couple dozen times over the years and the answer has always been a rather adamant "No!" Recently I've asked about a soft-swap and she said yes but she never will. She forgets I've asked in ten minutes so I know it will never happen. I've never been in favor of a full-swap. That might make me a jerk but that's how I feel.



I hope that helps you.
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so here are my 4 truths and a lie:


1. the first concert i ever went to was the backstreet boys. i was 16. my friend and i managed to get ourselves back stage, and met a bunch of the crew and one band member: kevin richardson. kevin didn't hit on either one of us, but he did give us each our first ever beers as well as some sips of whiskey from a flask while he chatted us up.

2. i once had a lover that made the most amazing sounds, and said the most amazing sexy things when we were in bed together. one night i secretly recorded us having sex -- audio, not video. i never told him i did it. i still listen to it sometimes. it is awesome.

3. in high school, i wrote a script for the tv show "angel," in which the main character gets sucked into an alternate universe where he is the only human, hiding from all the other characters who are hungry vampires there. it was terrible, but i got a very nice letter back from joss whedon telling me to keep at it and suggesting some places i might want to consider for college if i wanted to write for a living.

4. the most dangerous/bats**t crazy place i have ever had sex was against the wall in the bedroom of a married man, while his wife was asleep in the bed. i had to bite his hand hard enough to bruise it in order to keep quiet.

5. despite my love of sci-fi and all things nerdy, i am the only person i know who has still not seen any of the star wars movies.

ps - also, ilgirl1414, this was an AWESOME post idea!!! thanks.


I think number 5 is a lie.


1- I have never been to a concert.
2- I lived in the Soviet Union for 2years.
3- I've been married three times.
4- I have six kids.
5- I live in Northern California.
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Actually very relaxed and stress free.

I stay that way. I've worked out techniques to keep myself there because stress makes pain a lot harder to take. I live above a three on the pain scale and I don't take drugs.

No stress, very little pain. A no brainier for me.
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Borscht (sorry but true)


Yeah, me too. Haven't had that since I lived in Moscow. There were a couple good places to get it.

But mostly:

Beef Stroganoff. A long time ago a German chef taught me how to make that and I haven't done it in a long time. Soon though.
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Seems like a nice guy, but I will not kiss him to test the "Prince" theory.

I do agree with his estimation of Lady M.
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I am a very giving person, but I know how to receive properly too.

It's all about attitude.
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