I'm not much into real pain so pretty much anything as long as it doesn't require me to harm anyone
Oh yeah, I'm not into guys, sorry.
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LASARDaddy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 83
United States
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I agree, well done with meaning.
But, YES, I'm very turned on by body ink.
But, YES, I'm very turned on by body ink.
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Scotland The Brave with the Royal Glasgow Pipe Band.
I am a Scott born in the US.
I am a Scott born in the US.
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A long leg, short hair, Jack Russle and a Seal Point Siamese cat who thinks it's a dog. She's butting me right now trying to get my attention.
I raised parrots for pets for years. I'm allergic to their dander now and I had to get rid of them. I miss my birds, I had 35 breading pair at one time then I hand fed the babies in my kitchen. Every 2 to 4 hours all night for 2 weeks.
I raised parrots for pets for years. I'm allergic to their dander now and I had to get rid of them. I miss my birds, I had 35 breading pair at one time then I hand fed the babies in my kitchen. Every 2 to 4 hours all night for 2 weeks.
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Close the bedroom door.
Take all your clothes off.
Lie back on the bed.
Then hand the camera to your partner and enjoy the results as they watch and snap pictures. Most will be sharp and clear until they have an orgasm as you do.
If you're alone most will be out of focus because you can't hold it steady enough as you get off.
Take all your clothes off.
Lie back on the bed.
Then hand the camera to your partner and enjoy the results as they watch and snap pictures. Most will be sharp and clear until they have an orgasm as you do.
If you're alone most will be out of focus because you can't hold it steady enough as you get off.
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Safe!
Do not put yourself in harms way. "If it can happen, it will."
Do not put yourself in harms way. "If it can happen, it will."
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Yep! At 35 or so I learned that the ONLY cure for hangovers was to not get drunk in the first place.
It's worked for me for 36 years now and I have just as much fun, actually more, than when I did get drunk. I get high on my fantasies which play in my head like movies all the time and booze deadens that, puts a curtain up that's hard to see through. I live in a very rich world.
It's worked for me for 36 years now and I have just as much fun, actually more, than when I did get drunk. I get high on my fantasies which play in my head like movies all the time and booze deadens that, puts a curtain up that's hard to see through. I live in a very rich world.
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Zoe Saldana!
I fell in love with her when I saw Avatar and then when I saw her in Columbiana I became obsessed. But then there's Hillary Swank. I hope they don't get jealous when they hear that.
I fell in love with her when I saw Avatar and then when I saw her in Columbiana I became obsessed. But then there's Hillary Swank. I hope they don't get jealous when they hear that.
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A cat.
They are the most sensuous animal there is. Strong and very soft.
I love my Siamese, she thinks she's a dog.
They are the most sensuous animal there is. Strong and very soft.
I love my Siamese, she thinks she's a dog.
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From when she is mature enough to really understand herself and life until she's to old to understand life any more.
Age is how her mind works. Smart, independent, strong (not dominate). If she can be a "Partner" in the true sense, she's just the right age.
Age is how her mind works. Smart, independent, strong (not dominate). If she can be a "Partner" in the true sense, she's just the right age.
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I'm kind of Outerracial myself, so what damned difference does it make except personal choice. They all have the same equipment (pretty much) and we can all have kids together.
All the "Racial" problems are archaic.
The Green Monkey principle.
All the "Racial" problems are archaic.
The Green Monkey principle.
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I am a Scot, a Gordon, and my eyes are Green with Gold stripes. Got the Celtic eyes but my hair is (WAS) Brown, now it's all pure White. That is me.
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I do not believe it is.
My oldest son is gay. He's 54 now, I think, and we noticed it before he was 10. I am straight and I love him. Some of his friends are rather weird though.
Can it be? Probably, I've known several who said they switched, but I think they were gay and did not want to admit it because of family and social pressure.
Does it matter? Not one fricking bit.
My oldest son is gay. He's 54 now, I think, and we noticed it before he was 10. I am straight and I love him. Some of his friends are rather weird though.
Can it be? Probably, I've known several who said they switched, but I think they were gay and did not want to admit it because of family and social pressure.
Does it matter? Not one fricking bit.
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While were lying in bed and she's on her side she kind of scotches her butt toward me. I get hard real quick because I know she's really Horney.
Well I used to any way.
Well I used to any way.
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I don't really care. Hair can be fun and my wife didn't like shaving. She did a couple of times though and I liked it. I'd like to lick a waxed one. Doesn't that hurt like hell?
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A friend recommended Seconds of Pleasure by Van Hunt and I listened to it last night and fell asleep thinking of her. Nice.
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I've been married for 43 years and about the 4th time we were together I was laying next to her, we were on a friends couch and it was 4 in the morning and we'd just had sex for the 3rd time or so that night. She touched my face and smiled softly and said, "Tell me." Just those 2 words. It took me about 1 second to figure out what she meant and another 5 to decide to say it and I responded, "I love you". Just those 3 words and I have lived them for 43 years now. Shes 76 now and I still adore her and think she one of the sexiest things around.
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I think so, yeah. We would have to become friends first. I'd need to know her.
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My wife of 43 years told me all about them, no details, when we first started because she thought she should. She was right, but I never really liked it. I knew that was my problem so I just accepted that as part of the deal and kept trying.
It's worked so far.
It's worked so far.
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Yeah.
Maybe we got that gift to make up for all the other crap we have to deal with.
Maybe we got that gift to make up for all the other crap we have to deal with.
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I love it.
But, I love her hands more. They are the most versatile sex organ. They can be or hold anything. Having her squeeze when I cum makes my head explode. Sometimes her butt can feel like that, but most of the women I've known do not prefer it.
Whatever she wants, she gets, and I am a very happy man.
But, I love her hands more. They are the most versatile sex organ. They can be or hold anything. Having her squeeze when I cum makes my head explode. Sometimes her butt can feel like that, but most of the women I've known do not prefer it.
Whatever she wants, she gets, and I am a very happy man.
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This ought to generate some conversation!
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 71
How many times a week do you masturbate? Now, 5 to 7: Then, 12 to 16.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Almost every time
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Bed
In the shower? Not any more
In the bath? Not any more
Outdoors? Not any more
At work? Not any more
Every room in the house? Not any more
In a car while traveling... ? Not any more
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? 80% of the time
A friend? I have
A friend's spouse? I have
A stranger? 15% of the time
A student? When I taught engineering, yes
A member of the same sex? Never
A past lover? Infrequently
What position do you play in:
On your back? Almost always, I'm crippled
Standing? Not any more
Kneeling? Not any more
Sitting? Not any more
Lying on tummy? Not since I was a kid and discovered it
How do you play:
With left hand? I'm right handed
With right hand? Almost always
With a toy? Sometimes
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? All the time
Pictures? Some
Movie clips online? All the time
Videos? Little
Something on TV? Sometimes
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? 90%
Gay or lesbian sex? Some lesbian
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Usually not
Anal? Yes
Interracial? YES
Age play? I like them at ANY age
S&M? No
Role playing? Sometimes
Kinky? No
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? A little, very recent
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? Not yet
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Oh yeah!
Masturbated for a man/woman? Woman
Masturbated for the same sex? Never
Masturbated in a group? Never
Masturbated for a photo? Never
Masturbated for a webcam? Never
Masturbated for a video? Never
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? A couple of times
When was the last time you masturbated? About an hour ago
Are you wet or hard now? Not yet
Are you going to masturbate now? Later
Are you a masturbation addict? OH YEAH!
Are you going to publish the results?
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 71
How many times a week do you masturbate? Now, 5 to 7: Then, 12 to 16.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Almost every time
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Bed
In the shower? Not any more
In the bath? Not any more
Outdoors? Not any more
At work? Not any more
Every room in the house? Not any more
In a car while traveling... ? Not any more
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? 80% of the time
A friend? I have
A friend's spouse? I have
A stranger? 15% of the time
A student? When I taught engineering, yes
A member of the same sex? Never
A past lover? Infrequently
What position do you play in:
On your back? Almost always, I'm crippled
Standing? Not any more
Kneeling? Not any more
Sitting? Not any more
Lying on tummy? Not since I was a kid and discovered it
How do you play:
With left hand? I'm right handed
With right hand? Almost always
With a toy? Sometimes
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? All the time
Pictures? Some
Movie clips online? All the time
Videos? Little
Something on TV? Sometimes
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? 90%
Gay or lesbian sex? Some lesbian
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Usually not
Anal? Yes
Interracial? YES
Age play? I like them at ANY age
S&M? No
Role playing? Sometimes
Kinky? No
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? A little, very recent
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? Not yet
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Oh yeah!
Masturbated for a man/woman? Woman
Masturbated for the same sex? Never
Masturbated in a group? Never
Masturbated for a photo? Never
Masturbated for a webcam? Never
Masturbated for a video? Never
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? A couple of times
When was the last time you masturbated? About an hour ago
Are you wet or hard now? Not yet
Are you going to masturbate now? Later
Are you a masturbation addict? OH YEAH!