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When I click the tag on the home page it throws me to the bottom of the last sheet and I forget to go look to see if it's a woman only question.
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LASARDaddy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 83
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Yeah, I did that many times. I think mostly it just took so much blood my brain was starved for oxygen and I passed out.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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I'm not into guys (sorry guys, I am gorgeous) so as long as it's a woman, she gets to chose.
I'll kiss her wherever she wants, as long as she wants, whenever she wants.
I'll kiss her wherever she wants, as long as she wants, whenever she wants.
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Yeah, I do.
The intimacy is even higher than the sex act itself sometimes. I have problems with just casual sex. I need some kind of attachment to make it good. Doesn't have to be deep or madly in love, just a friendship with a lot of trust. It might take me 2 hours to do the sex right, I mean really good for her. I like slow, and laying there afterward, hugging, kissing, touching, whispering to each other builds that friendship. Respect and trust and a slow build.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
The intimacy is even higher than the sex act itself sometimes. I have problems with just casual sex. I need some kind of attachment to make it good. Doesn't have to be deep or madly in love, just a friendship with a lot of trust. It might take me 2 hours to do the sex right, I mean really good for her. I like slow, and laying there afterward, hugging, kissing, touching, whispering to each other builds that friendship. Respect and trust and a slow build.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
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shylass said it eloquently and asleep confirmed it. I agree with, "Never apologize for the way you feel." You believe it, you said it, stand with it.
I tried a couple dozen sites to see what was going on and I stumbled across Lush because of the stories. I never thought a relationship could develop into anything significant.
I admit freely I was wrong. I met someone here that means a great deal to me already? It is fast, dangerously fast. In business anything that grows to fast is generally not stable and tends to fail. I want this marvelous thing thats happening to me to go on.
Slow, time, patience, it's so much better then and it gives you time to build a very strong base. I enjoyed reading all the positive responses. Yes! A very strong and long lasting relationship can be achieved. It must be on an equal level for me. She needs to be strong and not require a man to make her complete.
I think I found her so to you;
Thank you
I think I disproved that old theory about old dogs not being able to learn new tricks too.
I tried a couple dozen sites to see what was going on and I stumbled across Lush because of the stories. I never thought a relationship could develop into anything significant.
I admit freely I was wrong. I met someone here that means a great deal to me already? It is fast, dangerously fast. In business anything that grows to fast is generally not stable and tends to fail. I want this marvelous thing thats happening to me to go on.
Slow, time, patience, it's so much better then and it gives you time to build a very strong base. I enjoyed reading all the positive responses. Yes! A very strong and long lasting relationship can be achieved. It must be on an equal level for me. She needs to be strong and not require a man to make her complete.
I think I found her so to you;
Thank you
I think I disproved that old theory about old dogs not being able to learn new tricks too.
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I've seen some really hot ones. I've seen a couple that look like real hermaphrodites too and that is even more interesting. I'm not sure I could do it with one though. I received a hand job from a guy when I was about 25 and I did not like it. I never tried again.
I was in the navy for 4 years and once in the Phillipines I got a blow job from what I thought was a woman at the time. I later found out the bar I was in was famous for what they called "Benny Boys", female impersonators. I'm still not sure but she seemed real at the time.
I am not a homophobe though. My oldest son, 52 now, is gay and it took me a couple years to come to grips with that. I have never done anything but love him, but I had a problem with his friends. Now, I don't care and I'm very comfortable around any of them, but I still have a problem thinking about touching any other dick but mine. I would love to do a threesome with a couple, but that may be a problem.
Maybe if I got really stoned out of my mind so I couldn't think about it doing a threesome or a hermaphrodite might be a mind blower. I'll have to ponder that for a while.
I was in the navy for 4 years and once in the Phillipines I got a blow job from what I thought was a woman at the time. I later found out the bar I was in was famous for what they called "Benny Boys", female impersonators. I'm still not sure but she seemed real at the time.
I am not a homophobe though. My oldest son, 52 now, is gay and it took me a couple years to come to grips with that. I have never done anything but love him, but I had a problem with his friends. Now, I don't care and I'm very comfortable around any of them, but I still have a problem thinking about touching any other dick but mine. I would love to do a threesome with a couple, but that may be a problem.
Maybe if I got really stoned out of my mind so I couldn't think about it doing a threesome or a hermaphrodite might be a mind blower. I'll have to ponder that for a while.
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Try getting a whole bunch of the little sample bottles in as big a variety as you can find. Wine is a funny thing for some people to decide on. The differences between the sweet and dry wines is amazing and pretty much everyone has a specific opinion
Make it a game and tell her you just wanted to know what both of you thought about it as a new thing. I helping with the devious part here. If it works give her a big kiss for me (wherever) and have fun.
Lgood luck and let us all know how that works out. I like your stories, I just wish they a were longer. I'm old and I read faster than I move now.
Make it a game and tell her you just wanted to know what both of you thought about it as a new thing. I helping with the devious part here. If it works give her a big kiss for me (wherever) and have fun.
Lgood luck and let us all know how that works out. I like your stories, I just wish they a were longer. I'm old and I read faster than I move now.
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About 10 minutes ago. Now I have to get up and go in to my store. I own a small store selling mineral specimens, Grateful Dead memoribilia and jewelry and this helps me control myself when beautiful women walk in. I'm kidding there, I really don't have a problem controlling myself because I'm in charge of me. No one else in the universe.
I facet gemstones and talk to a lot of people each day and I am not the DeadHead, my business partner is. I've never been to a concert, I don't like the crowds of people. I don't like big cities either.
Stay safe
I facet gemstones and talk to a lot of people each day and I am not the DeadHead, my business partner is. I've never been to a concert, I don't like the crowds of people. I don't like big cities either.
Stay safe
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I've traveled the world for years. I lived in Germany for 2 years in a little town of 100 named Ebenhausen about 30 K's South of Munich (Munchen in German). I lived in the Soviet Union, 1978 to 1980, mostly Moscow, but I traveled to many other cities doing my computer engineering thing. I am a Scot and I've always wanted to walk the highlands. I've also wanted to spend a few weeks walking the Great Wall in China, but I can't really walk far any more so that's out.
Where I really want to visit is the space station and the moon. I don't think this is limited to only the surface of planet Earth and the station and the moon are pretty much attached. I have had this fantasy since I read my first science fiction book at 13, Space Station Earth. I even still have the free ticket I got from joining the Science Fiction Book Club for the first commercial flight to the moon.
I'm 71 now so they really better HURRY THE FUCK UP if I'm going to make use of it.
Oh well, I'd be very happy with Scotland and China if I could still walk more than half a block at a time. Getting old sucks big time, but it still beats the alternative.
Where I really want to visit is the space station and the moon. I don't think this is limited to only the surface of planet Earth and the station and the moon are pretty much attached. I have had this fantasy since I read my first science fiction book at 13, Space Station Earth. I even still have the free ticket I got from joining the Science Fiction Book Club for the first commercial flight to the moon.
I'm 71 now so they really better HURRY THE FUCK UP if I'm going to make use of it.
Oh well, I'd be very happy with Scotland and China if I could still walk more than half a block at a time. Getting old sucks big time, but it still beats the alternative.
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I like them all!
Size doesn't matter much. I am not particularly drawn to any particular thing. All that is just the surface, it's what she is inside I want. I like strong women, not dominate, strong. Ones that do not REQUIRE a guy to make them complete. It's all about them wanting me. I never push them.
The biggest was about 275 and she was as flexible as an athlete. She could hook her legs behind her shoulders and she wore me down to a nubbin. I was a power lifter, dead lift, when I was in my mid 20,s so her weight was not a problem. I could lift her up and slam her down with no problem and 69 was a blast with her huge tits pressed into me.
The slender ones are easier to move around, a little quicker, but just as much fun. I like ALL tits, size does not matter.
I do not care. If she is willing to give me herself I see it as one of the best gifts I've ever received. Every time. And I do every damned thing I can to make sure she knows it. It's really all about her. She decides everything and it's at her pace. I'm just the "Meat Machine" she's using to get off. I am an actor and that's a stage term. I feel her like an exploding star when she gets it and when I go off it feels like my brains boil.
Size doesn't matter much. I am not particularly drawn to any particular thing. All that is just the surface, it's what she is inside I want. I like strong women, not dominate, strong. Ones that do not REQUIRE a guy to make them complete. It's all about them wanting me. I never push them.
The biggest was about 275 and she was as flexible as an athlete. She could hook her legs behind her shoulders and she wore me down to a nubbin. I was a power lifter, dead lift, when I was in my mid 20,s so her weight was not a problem. I could lift her up and slam her down with no problem and 69 was a blast with her huge tits pressed into me.
The slender ones are easier to move around, a little quicker, but just as much fun. I like ALL tits, size does not matter.
I do not care. If she is willing to give me herself I see it as one of the best gifts I've ever received. Every time. And I do every damned thing I can to make sure she knows it. It's really all about her. She decides everything and it's at her pace. I'm just the "Meat Machine" she's using to get off. I am an actor and that's a stage term. I feel her like an exploding star when she gets it and when I go off it feels like my brains boil.
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About 35 years ago my wife found this new perfume, Opium, from Yves Saint Laurent and the first time she wore it I **Oops! Can't say that.** Well, it wasn't **Oops! Can't say that.**, really, but I wasn't going to take "No" for an answer either. Luckily she was as willing as me and helped get us in the bedroom before the kids showed up. I don't think I lasted for more than a minute for the first one, but I didn't stop there. I think I got her off 6 or 7 good ones (I wasn't real good with numbers right then), but I know I got off 4 times in about 2 1/2 hours.
She's been wearing it for 35 years now, not all the time, thank God or I'd be dead now. Worn out. But when she does I go into orbit. I have a few physical problems now, but my mind doesn't consider that when I smell it.
I have a really difficult time not getting carried away when I smell it on another woman, but it's not quite the same as when my wife wears it so I can handle it without embarrassing myself. So far.
I love that smell. I may have to write a story about that first smell because it plays like a porn movie in my head sometimes, 35 years later.
She's been wearing it for 35 years now, not all the time, thank God or I'd be dead now. Worn out. But when she does I go into orbit. I have a few physical problems now, but my mind doesn't consider that when I smell it.
I have a really difficult time not getting carried away when I smell it on another woman, but it's not quite the same as when my wife wears it so I can handle it without embarrassing myself. So far.
I love that smell. I may have to write a story about that first smell because it plays like a porn movie in my head sometimes, 35 years later.
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I've pretty much always liked them. One twice my age screwed my brains out for over a year. She almost wound my mainspring past the "Sproing" point many times.
I married one 6 years older with 4 kids. We've been together for 43 years and I have no desire to leave her. I adore her, but I would like to talk her into a threesome with a Black woman.
The only problem in all those years was about 5 years ago when she gave up on anything to do with sex. For 38 years she screwed my brains out so I am truly a happy man. I just miss it a lot.
8 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, if she wants to be screwed, I'm for it. Actually 100 would be OK too as long as it didn't hurt her.
I married one 6 years older with 4 kids. We've been together for 43 years and I have no desire to leave her. I adore her, but I would like to talk her into a threesome with a Black woman.
The only problem in all those years was about 5 years ago when she gave up on anything to do with sex. For 38 years she screwed my brains out so I am truly a happy man. I just miss it a lot.
8 to 80, crippled, blind or crazy, if she wants to be screwed, I'm for it. Actually 100 would be OK too as long as it didn't hurt her.
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All of them!
DO NOT enter your stories using your cell phone. Most of it this language(?) is because of them and I really don't like them. I was an electrical engineer and designed computers for 35 years. Cell phones were one I worked on and they are computers with a radio transceiver, which means it transmits and receives radio waves. Most transmit 30 to 40 milliwatts of power and 1/2 of it is going through your brain. Anyone who tells you different is lying to you to sell you a cell phone.
Nothing but a Faraday cage can protect you either because it blocks all electromagnetic radiation. You sit inside, your friend sits outside and holds the phone up close so you can hear and talk and you will never be irradiated by the cell phone. Anyone that tells you different is lying to you. Mostly they sell crap devices to gullible people that don't bother to check them out. These people tell others because the "Expert" said it worked and pretty soon it's a belief system. Yeah, like the functional retard we had for president for 8 years said, "My experts tell me there ARE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.", and we all know where that got us.
English is an incredibly rich language and we should use it, not the junk the idiots use to enter text messages on cell phones while driving and that scares the crap out of me every time I get in a car. English includes all of the slang tongues too. It's all English and if you don't understand how to use it, read or write, you will lose to those that do.
DO NOT enter your stories using your cell phone. Most of it this language(?) is because of them and I really don't like them. I was an electrical engineer and designed computers for 35 years. Cell phones were one I worked on and they are computers with a radio transceiver, which means it transmits and receives radio waves. Most transmit 30 to 40 milliwatts of power and 1/2 of it is going through your brain. Anyone who tells you different is lying to you to sell you a cell phone.
Nothing but a Faraday cage can protect you either because it blocks all electromagnetic radiation. You sit inside, your friend sits outside and holds the phone up close so you can hear and talk and you will never be irradiated by the cell phone. Anyone that tells you different is lying to you. Mostly they sell crap devices to gullible people that don't bother to check them out. These people tell others because the "Expert" said it worked and pretty soon it's a belief system. Yeah, like the functional retard we had for president for 8 years said, "My experts tell me there ARE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.", and we all know where that got us.
English is an incredibly rich language and we should use it, not the junk the idiots use to enter text messages on cell phones while driving and that scares the crap out of me every time I get in a car. English includes all of the slang tongues too. It's all English and if you don't understand how to use it, read or write, you will lose to those that do.
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Who cares?
I have my mouth in her crotch and ALL I think about it what I intend to do while it's there. It drives the women with hairy crotches CRAZY when I lick the outer lips through the hair. Don't like the hair? Learn how to use your hands to get it out of the way. Get a hair in your mouth now and again? Learn to deal with it, it's easy, just don't let her get frustrated because you get irritated and keep stopping to spit it out.
I personally don't care, either way, as long as it's clean. The best parts for her are inside where the hair doesn't grow anyway, besides, I like seeing it. For most of my life showing a dark patch in crotches was absolutely forbidden so for me it's "Forbidden Fruit" and I get a thrill every time I see it.
For my hair, I have shaved many times, but only when asked to. Very few ever asked and a couple told me they didn't like it when it was growing back. On me the hair grows half way up the shaft so the stubble could be quite irritating. I have the same, or at least simular, problem when she lets it grow back too, irritating.
I have my mouth in her crotch and ALL I think about it what I intend to do while it's there. It drives the women with hairy crotches CRAZY when I lick the outer lips through the hair. Don't like the hair? Learn how to use your hands to get it out of the way. Get a hair in your mouth now and again? Learn to deal with it, it's easy, just don't let her get frustrated because you get irritated and keep stopping to spit it out.
I personally don't care, either way, as long as it's clean. The best parts for her are inside where the hair doesn't grow anyway, besides, I like seeing it. For most of my life showing a dark patch in crotches was absolutely forbidden so for me it's "Forbidden Fruit" and I get a thrill every time I see it.
For my hair, I have shaved many times, but only when asked to. Very few ever asked and a couple told me they didn't like it when it was growing back. On me the hair grows half way up the shaft so the stubble could be quite irritating. I have the same, or at least simular, problem when she lets it grow back too, irritating.
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I like Emerson's answer the best.
If it works, it's the best, and ANYTHING ELSE is relative to who's looking.
Mine was only 6 1/2 inches long and about 2 inches in diameter so I never had problems with ANY way I was allowed to use it and I got to use it a LOT! Yeah, it was always "Allowed" because I've never believed in forcing her to do anything. It's SO much better when she thinks of new things to do to me.
Now, I've had 8 surgeries on my back and I'm fused from T11 to L6 and they damaged a nerve during the last one. It doesn't get fully hard any more so penetration is out. I've already started a conversation with my Urologist about the inflatable implants though.
Now, actually, that might be the absolute best! I can still feel it, I still have orgasms and the only limitation I ever had was getting it back up again after several "BIGGIES" and this would fix that problem. I've also had Prostate cancer and they killed it about 7 years ago. I don't produce a gusher any more so anyone who doesn't like the mess, call me. If you like the mess, call me anyway and I'll pour warm cream all over you and we'll both enjoy licking it up. I'd love to do that, especially on a Black woman. The contrasts would send me into orbit.
The only worry would then be keeping from wearing all the skin off. Hell, with the right lubrication cars go for hundreds of thousands of miles so, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel.
If it works, it's the best, and ANYTHING ELSE is relative to who's looking.
Mine was only 6 1/2 inches long and about 2 inches in diameter so I never had problems with ANY way I was allowed to use it and I got to use it a LOT! Yeah, it was always "Allowed" because I've never believed in forcing her to do anything. It's SO much better when she thinks of new things to do to me.
Now, I've had 8 surgeries on my back and I'm fused from T11 to L6 and they damaged a nerve during the last one. It doesn't get fully hard any more so penetration is out. I've already started a conversation with my Urologist about the inflatable implants though.
Now, actually, that might be the absolute best! I can still feel it, I still have orgasms and the only limitation I ever had was getting it back up again after several "BIGGIES" and this would fix that problem. I've also had Prostate cancer and they killed it about 7 years ago. I don't produce a gusher any more so anyone who doesn't like the mess, call me. If you like the mess, call me anyway and I'll pour warm cream all over you and we'll both enjoy licking it up. I'd love to do that, especially on a Black woman. The contrasts would send me into orbit.
The only worry would then be keeping from wearing all the skin off. Hell, with the right lubrication cars go for hundreds of thousands of miles so, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel.
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I like dirtymartini's post the best. To be totally honest I start with a bias, I don't like rap or hip-hop, a lot.
For me?
WHO GIVES A CRAP, AND, IF YOU DO, WHY?
I like a lot of things, people, stuff, ETC., but I feel the same way about ANYBODY with an ego like that. Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, politicians, religious leaders, ????. Any of it where people obsess over any kind of talent. They were either born with it or they learned it so why are they held up to be GODS in so many peoples eyes? He views himself as a god and will until he learns that all he really is is a $ (a dollar sign) to the people with the real power. The ones making the real money off him. When he isn't doing that for them any more he will cease being godlike.
I think it's mostly because the vast majority of the fans REQUIRE someone else to help them to be, "Not Bored." They can't entertain themselves. I've done hundreds of stage plays, a couple movies and TV shows and I understand the requirement for entertainment, but not obsession like this. He made $35M because these fans pay the exorbitant ticket and recording prices and can not stop. I have known people that deny things for themselves and their families so they can pay for it. For them it's a sickness.
I have 6 kids, 15 grand kids and 2 great grand kids and most of them and hundreds of their teen age friends always had a very similar comment, "I'm Bored, what can I do?" My job, as a father, was to teach them to think for themselves and enjoy everything for as long as they could without harming anyone else. I am a Taoist.
He is what he is because that's what he needs to be to survive, in his own mind. What do the fans think he thinks of them?
He doesn't!
You are all a "$".
For me?
WHO GIVES A CRAP, AND, IF YOU DO, WHY?
I like a lot of things, people, stuff, ETC., but I feel the same way about ANYBODY with an ego like that. Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, politicians, religious leaders, ????. Any of it where people obsess over any kind of talent. They were either born with it or they learned it so why are they held up to be GODS in so many peoples eyes? He views himself as a god and will until he learns that all he really is is a $ (a dollar sign) to the people with the real power. The ones making the real money off him. When he isn't doing that for them any more he will cease being godlike.
I think it's mostly because the vast majority of the fans REQUIRE someone else to help them to be, "Not Bored." They can't entertain themselves. I've done hundreds of stage plays, a couple movies and TV shows and I understand the requirement for entertainment, but not obsession like this. He made $35M because these fans pay the exorbitant ticket and recording prices and can not stop. I have known people that deny things for themselves and their families so they can pay for it. For them it's a sickness.
I have 6 kids, 15 grand kids and 2 great grand kids and most of them and hundreds of their teen age friends always had a very similar comment, "I'm Bored, what can I do?" My job, as a father, was to teach them to think for themselves and enjoy everything for as long as they could without harming anyone else. I am a Taoist.
He is what he is because that's what he needs to be to survive, in his own mind. What do the fans think he thinks of them?
He doesn't!
You are all a "$".
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HELL YES! 5 actually and we used them on each other for years. She doesn't do that any more though. Very sad.
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About 5 years ago when my wife gave it up.
DAMN, I miss that. It was fantastic for 38 years though.
DAMN, I miss that. It was fantastic for 38 years though.
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RACE! I love it. We ARE the "Human Race", but there are a lot of different varieties, like dogs. We are a single species and are so close genetically that any 2 individuals can have children. We all came from the same genetic base stock and that came from Africa and I love telling that to the bigoted ass holes I run into that start telling me about how "They" are ruining "Our" White world.
I went to high school in a small town in Northeastern Oklahoma, Wagoner, and let peer pressure stop me from going out with a Black girl. This was in 1958 and the majority of the people still thought the outcome of the Civil War went the wrong way and we should really still be allowed to own slaves. The majority of the people were, "Red neck Ass Holes." My mother NEVER allowed my 2 brothers or I to even think like that.
She was brought up in Kansas in the early 1900's and was prejudiced as hell, but never allowed us to be. "They're people, just like us." she'd say, but she still thought Blacks were farther down the evolutionary ladder than Whites. It is almost impossible to un-learn emotional things we learn as children, but she knew it was wrong and never allowed it in us. The ONE time I used a racial slur that I'd heard from "A Friend?" I got the back of her hand across my mouth and a lecture about it.
I've grown up a whole bunch since then. I remember being stunned by this Black girl. She was the sexiest thing I had ever seen and she seemed to like me. Seeing my white hand on her Black skin, her arm only, made my mind spin and I'd lose my breath. It was so bad that she asked me a couple of times if I was OK. I think I could have fallen in love with her, I actually was I guess. This is one of the 2 or 3 things I've either done, or allowed to happen, that makes me think less of my self. 4 years later, when I was 20 or so, I would have fought God to the death to prevent it from happening.
I can not even remember her name, but I've thought about her, off and on, for the last 55 years. This is very sad to me. I joined Classmates and looked through the old yearbooks, but couldn't find her. Like me, she probably didn't get her picture taken. I would love to meet her today to see what she's become and so I could apologize for being so stupid and weak 55 years ago.
I've never had the opportunity since, but it is probably my favorite fantasy. The absolute best fantasy is 2 women, one Black and the other my wife of 43 years. She would never even talk about it though. Oh well, it's still a great fantasy.
Inter-racial Sex?
Fan-Damn-Tastic!
I went to high school in a small town in Northeastern Oklahoma, Wagoner, and let peer pressure stop me from going out with a Black girl. This was in 1958 and the majority of the people still thought the outcome of the Civil War went the wrong way and we should really still be allowed to own slaves. The majority of the people were, "Red neck Ass Holes." My mother NEVER allowed my 2 brothers or I to even think like that.
She was brought up in Kansas in the early 1900's and was prejudiced as hell, but never allowed us to be. "They're people, just like us." she'd say, but she still thought Blacks were farther down the evolutionary ladder than Whites. It is almost impossible to un-learn emotional things we learn as children, but she knew it was wrong and never allowed it in us. The ONE time I used a racial slur that I'd heard from "A Friend?" I got the back of her hand across my mouth and a lecture about it.
I've grown up a whole bunch since then. I remember being stunned by this Black girl. She was the sexiest thing I had ever seen and she seemed to like me. Seeing my white hand on her Black skin, her arm only, made my mind spin and I'd lose my breath. It was so bad that she asked me a couple of times if I was OK. I think I could have fallen in love with her, I actually was I guess. This is one of the 2 or 3 things I've either done, or allowed to happen, that makes me think less of my self. 4 years later, when I was 20 or so, I would have fought God to the death to prevent it from happening.
I can not even remember her name, but I've thought about her, off and on, for the last 55 years. This is very sad to me. I joined Classmates and looked through the old yearbooks, but couldn't find her. Like me, she probably didn't get her picture taken. I would love to meet her today to see what she's become and so I could apologize for being so stupid and weak 55 years ago.
I've never had the opportunity since, but it is probably my favorite fantasy. The absolute best fantasy is 2 women, one Black and the other my wife of 43 years. She would never even talk about it though. Oh well, it's still a great fantasy.
Inter-racial Sex?
Fan-Damn-Tastic!
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Pretty much what sereneprodigy said, but with a couple of different women. I'm 71 now and I'd be glad to just meet them and talk to them. Anything else that happens is just icing on the cake. Of course that makes it better, but it is not a requirement.
I adore strong women. Not dominate, strong, able to stand toe to toe with God in a screaming, go to hell fight, and not back down. All of these women have those qualities.
In no particular order:
Hilary Swank. - one of the sexiest women to ever live.
Zoe Saldana. - one of the sexiest women to ever live.
Ashley Judd. - Incredibly sexy
Annette Benning. - Incredibly sexy
Ann Bancroft. - She is gone now, but I have been in lust with her for years.
About 10 more like them.
My wife of 43 years. - She's not last on the list. I just don't really know how to rate them because the only one I know is my wife. I put them here in no order because I think, all things being equal, I could have been happy for 43 years being married to any of them. My wife is an incredibly sexy woman and the only one I've had sex with in all those years. I still adore her, but she's 76 now and can't even remember me asking her to marry me. I spend most of my time very sad now and I am doing everything to get her back.
Also; to have sex with 2 women at the same time. My wife would never talk about it, but I would very much prefer one of them to be her. Oh well, I am not an unhappy man because we pretty much did all the other stuff for 38 or so years.
I adore strong women. Not dominate, strong, able to stand toe to toe with God in a screaming, go to hell fight, and not back down. All of these women have those qualities.
In no particular order:
Hilary Swank. - one of the sexiest women to ever live.
Zoe Saldana. - one of the sexiest women to ever live.
Ashley Judd. - Incredibly sexy
Annette Benning. - Incredibly sexy
Ann Bancroft. - She is gone now, but I have been in lust with her for years.
About 10 more like them.
My wife of 43 years. - She's not last on the list. I just don't really know how to rate them because the only one I know is my wife. I put them here in no order because I think, all things being equal, I could have been happy for 43 years being married to any of them. My wife is an incredibly sexy woman and the only one I've had sex with in all those years. I still adore her, but she's 76 now and can't even remember me asking her to marry me. I spend most of my time very sad now and I am doing everything to get her back.
Also; to have sex with 2 women at the same time. My wife would never talk about it, but I would very much prefer one of them to be her. Oh well, I am not an unhappy man because we pretty much did all the other stuff for 38 or so years.
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I love it, but it's only 1 of the things I love. Ass, pussy, mouth, hands, feet, armpit, between the thighs, elbow, knees, tits or just rubbing it all over her until we both explode.
SEX!
That's what's important. My wife, on the other hand, was never fond of it. A couple times a year if I could get her wound up enough and then she'd almost rip my member off. God, it was great. I'm 71 and she's 76 now and she's lost ALL interest in sex of any kind, but it was a fantastic 38 year run. Maybe not a totally bad thing though. My right arm is a lot stronger now, 5 years later.
SEX!
That's what's important. My wife, on the other hand, was never fond of it. A couple times a year if I could get her wound up enough and then she'd almost rip my member off. God, it was great. I'm 71 and she's 76 now and she's lost ALL interest in sex of any kind, but it was a fantastic 38 year run. Maybe not a totally bad thing though. My right arm is a lot stronger now, 5 years later.
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My favorite time starts about 1 second after midnight and ends about 4 seconds before the next midnight. Yeah, I know, they don't match up, but I need a little time to rest up for the next day.
Time? I don't care what time it is, what day of the year it is, where it is, how it's done or any other damned thing except being with the woman I want to be with.
Time? I don't care what time it is, what day of the year it is, where it is, how it's done or any other damned thing except being with the woman I want to be with.
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I've had quite a few fantasies about teachers, but the hottest were when I was in college. I'd already been in the navy and started college just as I turned 21 in northeastern Oklahoma. I always sucked in English and this absolutely stunning creature was teaching the 2nd English class I'd taken. I just couldn't force myself to get up and just talk in front of the class.
She convinced me to help with the lights in the theater arts productionshe was helping put up because I'd been into electronics in the navy. Don't remember what it was called and I not sure I could have told you then. I just wanted to screw her. I mostly wore lose pants because I don't think I was ever around her without a staff I could have beaten the Devil to death with.
I passed her class with an "A". Never had a problem with talking to a group again. Wound up becoming an actor, doing a couple hundred stage plays, a couple movies and a TV show or 2.
Never got her into bed but I had a LOT of very fulfilling nights thinking about her. Sometimes several times in the same night because she was the sexiest woman I had ever seen to that point. Crap, I still think of her once in a while and that was 48 years ago.
Her name was (still is I hope) Elizebeth McWhorter and I've tried to find her on line, but there are several hundred of them out there and I did not recognize any of them. I think she'd be about 76 to 78 now. She was just out of college and only 5 or so years older than me.
She convinced me to help with the lights in the theater arts productionshe was helping put up because I'd been into electronics in the navy. Don't remember what it was called and I not sure I could have told you then. I just wanted to screw her. I mostly wore lose pants because I don't think I was ever around her without a staff I could have beaten the Devil to death with.
I passed her class with an "A". Never had a problem with talking to a group again. Wound up becoming an actor, doing a couple hundred stage plays, a couple movies and a TV show or 2.
Never got her into bed but I had a LOT of very fulfilling nights thinking about her. Sometimes several times in the same night because she was the sexiest woman I had ever seen to that point. Crap, I still think of her once in a while and that was 48 years ago.
Her name was (still is I hope) Elizebeth McWhorter and I've tried to find her on line, but there are several hundred of them out there and I did not recognize any of them. I think she'd be about 76 to 78 now. She was just out of college and only 5 or so years older than me.
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I am a computer hardware engineer and was an expert in simulation theory. One of the programs I used and taught was called LASAR, which was an acronym for Logic Automated Stimulus And Response.
I could teach computers to predict failures in other computers hardware then use that data to fix them. Because I was the expert and taught all of our engineers one of the female engineers started calling me LasarDaddy and it just stuck. She was cute, but I was married.
I could teach computers to predict failures in other computers hardware then use that data to fix them. Because I was the expert and taught all of our engineers one of the female engineers started calling me LasarDaddy and it just stuck. She was cute, but I was married.
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43 years ago at 30 years of age I married my current wife. She was 35 and had 4 kids and still had a body to turn heads and cause sprained necks. She had been teaching swimming all that summer and she wore a swimming suit that was an American flag. I thought the pattern of stars and strips of tan lines was one of the sexiest things I'd ever seen.
Her breasts, stomache, butt and pubes just blew my mind. I couldn't keep my hands off her skin. I've always wanted her to get some tattoos. Flowering vines up her legs. Maybe across her Bach or down her breasts. She says she isn't going to lay there and let someone poke her with a needle a few million times. Oh well!
Her breasts, stomache, butt and pubes just blew my mind. I couldn't keep my hands off her skin. I've always wanted her to get some tattoos. Flowering vines up her legs. Maybe across her Bach or down her breasts. She says she isn't going to lay there and let someone poke her with a needle a few million times. Oh well!
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I allowed a guy to give me a hand job once when I was about 25 or 26. I didn't like it very much and have absolutely no desire to touch or be touched (sexually) by a man. I am NOT homophobic. My oldest son, now 56, is gay and I love him. It took me a couple years to get used to his friends, but I have no problems with anything now. I lived in the Soviet Union for 2 years and a lot of guys kiss other guys, but it isn't a sexual thing The first time it happened to me it was someone I worked with there and it took about 2 seconds to decide I was in their country and to do anything except take it as the offer of friendship it was would be totally wrong of me. So I kissed him back. He grinned from ear to ear and told me later that he had bet I couldn't do it. His name was (is?, I hope) Vadsic and we became quite good friends.
Most American men have a real problem with thinking about this.
My answer: Sorry, not into that. I would not get angry about it either.
Most American men have a real problem with thinking about this.
My answer: Sorry, not into that. I would not get angry about it either.
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I really wonder about all the people who think oral sex is just a prelude to something better or just don't like it.
What's not to love about having her in my mouth while she has me in hers! God, I absolutely adore it. I prefer her on top because I can hold her tight. I wrap my arms around her ass and squeeze her, slowly getting tighter until she explodes. I speed up and she gets so excited she slows or stops, me still in her mouth, just not moving for a while, then she starts up again and I slow down or stop and she gets really crazy. We'll do this, switching back and forth, until were both going crazy. She can get it a lot farther down her throat like that and that's great because when I cum she swallows really hard a couple of times and I absolutely lose my mind. The pleasure is so intense I don't want to come back. I always wished it made my tongue longer, but it doesn't, crap.
When she cums I either suck her clit until it won't stretch any more and squeeze with my lips and tongue her until the eruption occurs or stick my tongue as far into her as I can and flutter it until she explodes. Sometimes we'll stick a finger or a vibrator up the others ass and that will make it even more intense.
Any time, any where (she picks), any position where we can use our mouths. At least that's how it was.
The only problem I've ever had was because one time, about 5 years into the 43 we've been together, she was on top and when she came she peed a little on my chest. I erupted so hard I thought I'd blasted her head off, but when I told her it embarrassed her so much she quit liking it. I've spent the last 38 years trying to convince her I loved it, but she only allowed it very infrequently and never really enjoyed it after that. How sad. Also, probably one of the dumbest things I ever did. She adored sucking me off though and humping my knee until she came very hard. I always called it, "Giving Knee". I never cheated so I've missed out on a lot of, "Giving her a really good licking." Oh well, I still adore her.
What's not to love about having her in my mouth while she has me in hers! God, I absolutely adore it. I prefer her on top because I can hold her tight. I wrap my arms around her ass and squeeze her, slowly getting tighter until she explodes. I speed up and she gets so excited she slows or stops, me still in her mouth, just not moving for a while, then she starts up again and I slow down or stop and she gets really crazy. We'll do this, switching back and forth, until were both going crazy. She can get it a lot farther down her throat like that and that's great because when I cum she swallows really hard a couple of times and I absolutely lose my mind. The pleasure is so intense I don't want to come back. I always wished it made my tongue longer, but it doesn't, crap.
When she cums I either suck her clit until it won't stretch any more and squeeze with my lips and tongue her until the eruption occurs or stick my tongue as far into her as I can and flutter it until she explodes. Sometimes we'll stick a finger or a vibrator up the others ass and that will make it even more intense.
Any time, any where (she picks), any position where we can use our mouths. At least that's how it was.
The only problem I've ever had was because one time, about 5 years into the 43 we've been together, she was on top and when she came she peed a little on my chest. I erupted so hard I thought I'd blasted her head off, but when I told her it embarrassed her so much she quit liking it. I've spent the last 38 years trying to convince her I loved it, but she only allowed it very infrequently and never really enjoyed it after that. How sad. Also, probably one of the dumbest things I ever did. She adored sucking me off though and humping my knee until she came very hard. I always called it, "Giving Knee". I never cheated so I've missed out on a lot of, "Giving her a really good licking." Oh well, I still adore her.
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I think bobsadventures2013 has it the best. That is exactly what I have practiced since I was 11 when a "Baby Sitter" taught me what pleasing a woman was all about. She was 16 and it was my first orgasm, but that is all I've wanted since. Please her first because she almost always takes longer, then me. I do find that I get a LOT more and different sex when I do that. She's pretty relaxed and will offer to do almost anything to me if I've done my part well. I always let her decide because that turns me on even more. I learned to control it, but, now and again, I would go off like a sky rocket in seconds if the excitement level was very high. Usually she loved it and we'd laugh then I'd have no problem going until she called a stop.
I've always liked older women too, but I'm 71 now and pretty much older ones are out. I did have a marvelous time for about a year when I was 27 with a woman who was twice my age. A crazy Italian who would wring me out like a wet rag. She taught me how to delay myself until she was satisfied. That could take an hour or more and if I wanted to finish it "In" her I had to learn to delay because she'd just get up and say, "looks like we're both done.", and go make coffee or whatever. Hell, I'd probably have married her. She'd be 98 now and I've often wondered what happened to her after we stopped. Her and my mother were quite good friends and I think she just got embarrassed about it. Never found out for sure though.
I did wind up marrying a woman 5 years older than me with 4 kids (who all became mine) and I've adored her for 43 years now. I still do, but she is mostly "going Away" now and can't even remember me asking her to marry me. Very sad.
So, the moral of the story:
Guys, take your time to please her because it's a great deal better than, "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam.", for both of you. You get so much more out of it in the long term.
Gals, don't be upset and assume the worst just because he can't hold it off any longer. If he loves you he'll keep trying until you're satisfied. If he just rolls over and goes to sleep he has an ego problem so find someone who cares more for you than himself.
I've always liked older women too, but I'm 71 now and pretty much older ones are out. I did have a marvelous time for about a year when I was 27 with a woman who was twice my age. A crazy Italian who would wring me out like a wet rag. She taught me how to delay myself until she was satisfied. That could take an hour or more and if I wanted to finish it "In" her I had to learn to delay because she'd just get up and say, "looks like we're both done.", and go make coffee or whatever. Hell, I'd probably have married her. She'd be 98 now and I've often wondered what happened to her after we stopped. Her and my mother were quite good friends and I think she just got embarrassed about it. Never found out for sure though.
I did wind up marrying a woman 5 years older than me with 4 kids (who all became mine) and I've adored her for 43 years now. I still do, but she is mostly "going Away" now and can't even remember me asking her to marry me. Very sad.
So, the moral of the story:
Guys, take your time to please her because it's a great deal better than, "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam.", for both of you. You get so much more out of it in the long term.
Gals, don't be upset and assume the worst just because he can't hold it off any longer. If he loves you he'll keep trying until you're satisfied. If he just rolls over and goes to sleep he has an ego problem so find someone who cares more for you than himself.
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I love things like this. I am always interested in what, and how, others think, especially women. Their minds are different than men's and I get excited listening to what they think.
I guess I have several in both areas. I talk with others about this sometimes, but I like to know "Why?". I'll tell my whys here.
First, those I don't like.
I detest all of the reality shows: Yeah, like ANY of it has ANYTHING to do with, "Reality". I live in the real world, but can bring up the fantasy world in a second. I am an actor and have done a couple hundred stage plays, a couple movies and a TV show or 2. I think most of these shows are for people who can't switch back and forth on their own.
Next is ANYTHING with a laugh track: It absolutely blows my mind that enough people are so incapable of independent thought and lacking in intelligence that they have to be told when to laugh. I refer to them as, "ShitComs". Mostly the actors suck and are incapable of giving us the humor. There are a few exceptions, damned few though.
The news. Mostly it depresses the hell out of me. It's mostly Yellow Press and anecdotal stories with a lot of the broadcasters opinions expressed as news. I figure anything really important, like the end of the world, I'll hear about anyway.
Next, those I like.
Pretty much any of the documentaries. For more than 50 years I've traveled around the world and I love living in new areas to meet the people. So far my favorite is Germany(2 years), Japan(1 year), Russia(2 years) and a couple other places. I haven't seen it all yet and I want to, but I'm 71 now and time is getting short. It always was actually, but mostly we don't realize that so I like watching things about all the places I'll never get to see.
Pretty much anything educational. I am an engineer and designed computer hardware for 35 years. I'll watch anything to do with the physical sciences and I love Hawking, Suskind, etc.
Good Erotica. I read and watch a lot of it and have been since I was a teenager. At about 11 years old one of my "Baby Sitters" taught me how to please a female, she was 16, and I've never stopped trying to be the best at it. That was my first orgasm too and it makes me quite sad to know I can't even remember her name now. I am still working on digging that out. Giving my partner what she wants or needs is my absolute favorite thing to do. She gets to decide everything and I really like that too.
I hope I didn't bore or piss off anyone. It's all just opinions and yours may be diametrically opposed to mine, which is great. That's what keeps the world going forward. When only one opinion dominates we either stagnate and die or decide to kill anyone who doesn't have the same opinion.
So, who else can tell us why? Maybe we can change the world here.
I guess I have several in both areas. I talk with others about this sometimes, but I like to know "Why?". I'll tell my whys here.
First, those I don't like.
I detest all of the reality shows: Yeah, like ANY of it has ANYTHING to do with, "Reality". I live in the real world, but can bring up the fantasy world in a second. I am an actor and have done a couple hundred stage plays, a couple movies and a TV show or 2. I think most of these shows are for people who can't switch back and forth on their own.
Next is ANYTHING with a laugh track: It absolutely blows my mind that enough people are so incapable of independent thought and lacking in intelligence that they have to be told when to laugh. I refer to them as, "ShitComs". Mostly the actors suck and are incapable of giving us the humor. There are a few exceptions, damned few though.
The news. Mostly it depresses the hell out of me. It's mostly Yellow Press and anecdotal stories with a lot of the broadcasters opinions expressed as news. I figure anything really important, like the end of the world, I'll hear about anyway.
Next, those I like.
Pretty much any of the documentaries. For more than 50 years I've traveled around the world and I love living in new areas to meet the people. So far my favorite is Germany(2 years), Japan(1 year), Russia(2 years) and a couple other places. I haven't seen it all yet and I want to, but I'm 71 now and time is getting short. It always was actually, but mostly we don't realize that so I like watching things about all the places I'll never get to see.
Pretty much anything educational. I am an engineer and designed computer hardware for 35 years. I'll watch anything to do with the physical sciences and I love Hawking, Suskind, etc.
Good Erotica. I read and watch a lot of it and have been since I was a teenager. At about 11 years old one of my "Baby Sitters" taught me how to please a female, she was 16, and I've never stopped trying to be the best at it. That was my first orgasm too and it makes me quite sad to know I can't even remember her name now. I am still working on digging that out. Giving my partner what she wants or needs is my absolute favorite thing to do. She gets to decide everything and I really like that too.
I hope I didn't bore or piss off anyone. It's all just opinions and yours may be diametrically opposed to mine, which is great. That's what keeps the world going forward. When only one opinion dominates we either stagnate and die or decide to kill anyone who doesn't have the same opinion.
So, who else can tell us why? Maybe we can change the world here.
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When I went to college I needed to work 2 full time jobs to be able to afford it. I carried 2 full semester loads and a full summer school and wound up with 2 degrees, electrical engineering in one and business and political scienc in the other. I slept 3 hours max at a time and napped for 1 hour between classes and did it all in 5 years. I'm 71 now and I do 4 to 5 hours a night now. Any more and I feel groggy.
I figure I've added about 8 awake years to my life so far in the last 50 since I started at 21.
I figure I've added about 8 awake years to my life so far in the last 50 since I started at 21.