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20 May 2014

If she and another woman got me hot enough I might try something in that passion. I had one experience when I was about 23, a hand job, and I really didn't like it so I've never gone there again.

I have wanted to watch her with another woman and then join in so I guess I'd have to agree to the opposite too, I am very much into equality. Recently soft-swapping then maybe a full swap have interested me. But now it'll never happen. She was NEVER interested so I just never pursued it. Now she pretends to be interested if I mention it but has lost all interest in sex. Oh well, I still have all the memories and live in them.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I've always liked that expression but I think a "Goose" is better than a "Gander" any day.

20 May 2014

Quote by Liz

You're like the Tony Stark of Lush

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Supernatural isn't really my thing, but Sci-Fi could be interesting...

Thank you! I'm not quite that good yet but, do you suppose I could get that really neat suit he wears? Oh yeah, and that stunning woman that owns him. Actually I already have the stunning woman so maybe just the suit. She understands the desires but isn't very amenable to sharing.

My story will be about healing a broken body and soul.

20 May 2014

He'll yes!

I love that and my wife liked doing it. It did work both ways very well too.

20 May 2014

Quote by rosesrred
Thank you all for your input! It's my fault for being gulible enough to believe that someone could really care about me! I have my shields up! I can guarantee that it will NEVER happen again! Like I said in my profile This has made me an Uber Bitch!

Everyone here has sympathized with you and I emphatically join in. I think Milik said it very well. We are not all like that. I think you will be doing yourself a disservice by sticking to that statement. There are men out there that can and will love you as you deserve. Fully. From there center.

Be very leery, ask questions and read comments, checking for consistency. TIME! Take all the time in the world and NEVER hurry a decision. Protect yourself. Trust is what it is all about and that can not be built quickly. If there is anything there it will stand taking the time.

Sadly, you'll still be hurt but it shouldn't kill your spirit. Try this:

If you allow this thing that happened to stop your life, this asshole that did it to you wins. He's still controlling you. Don't let that son-of-a-bitch run your life. Kick him in the balls and take back "You". Never give "You" away, share but hold on to what you are so you are always in control.

It's incredibly frustrating to not be able to help right a wrong. No one should have to go through this. I'm sorry.

You stay very safe

20 May 2014

I kind of liked Naughty Nurse because I've always been very attracted to nurses.

I like the new one too, especially with that new nail polish color you came up with. The thing with names is that they belong to that person and can be whatever they want.

20 May 2014

Quote by nicola
Thanks for the info about triffids, I had no idea of their supposed origins.

Wouldn't 18,000 tons of metal, be rather easy to detect, even with jamming software etc? I wonder what the point of submarines in warfare is sometimes.

book

John Wyndham wrote The Day of the Triffids in 1951 and proposed them as Soviet biological weapons but the later movies made them spores from space.

The whole point of submarines is to hide. If they're built correctly, designed to be able to hide, they do it very well. The US missile subs are virtually undetectable. No one has ever successfully detected an attack submarine, they are really capable of hiding. If they can't see me I can get close enough to do significant damage before they do.

Do we need them? As long as their are people capable of destroying us, yes. I'm hoping that need goes away but there are a couple of rouges still out there.

The submarine has to be quite close to the surface and not to far from the craft carrying the detectors. It's called a MAD, Magnetic Anomaly Detecter, and does resemble a big-headed penis. It's usually a boom sticking out the ass end of a P3 or P8 patrol craft but is carried by heliocters, UAV's UUV's and others. It's on the boom because the iron in the aircraft effects the results.

Like this. The lower craft has the MAD sticking out it's rear end. The node on the end is the detector buts it's only good down 50 feet or so. Ships tow them several hundred feet behind to get it away from the iron hull.

This is kind of how it works. The box in the center is the sub, the long lines are the earths magnetic field and the dips in the center is what the detector sees. The sensor loops can be buried, automobile detectors for stop lights, or a hard, pulsed magnetic field generated by the MAD.

It has to have a lot of iron but most subs are a hardened aluminum/iron hull they don't show up well. The soviets used a lot more iron and some of their subs ran over 40,000 tons, they were easier to find.

Actually anyone who has ever used a nail or wall-stud detector has held exactly that in their hand. There's an app for an IPhone 3GS that does that too. This is a high-end one.

Sorry, I am a nerd engineer and this is what I did for 35 years. I designed weapons systems then became a digital simulation expert. I never did believe in analog.

19 May 2014

Quote by PlayWithMyYoyo
Morgan's the best, huh?

She is a marvel. Go on her site and spend a lot of time reading. She offers some very good advice and resources, like an erotic thesaurus, that I use constantly. A very strong and capable lady that I admire.

The writers resource forum here has a great deal of her stuff posted.

I've found that it's mostly the religious-right that object. My brother is an Oklahoma, born-again, bible-banging Baptist and tells me m going to hell all the time. He, like almost all, allow a man that has the unbelievable arrogance to say they know the mind of God so they are better than us an should tell us how to live.

I don't subscribe to that theory.

19 May 2014

Quote by stephanie

I COULDN'T spell 'yacht'!!!!!!!!

(Actually and hysterically TRUE!)

xx Steph

Flytoomuch: "I'd spell-check your story if I was you, Dude..."

Doesn't matter if you spell it right, a "Yacht" is still a "Boat". By definition, in the navy a boat is any floating vessel that can be lifted aboard a "Ship". There is one exception for submarines though. Historically they are called "Boats" even though some will weigh thousands of tons. The early ones were referred to as "Pig Boats" because they were very small and they stank. The newer ones are very large inside.

The Ohio class Trident Submarines are our biggest at 18,000 tons with 14 Trident missiles. I worked on the electronics, the on board computer weapons systems, for 4 years and got to do a couple of down range shots when the two crews re-qualified. Each crew, there are two, has to do that whenever the sub has been refitted.

19 May 2014

Quote by nicola
Thanks RR.

EDIT: After checking how the likes of Amazon are categorising various genres, we'll be leaving Sci-Fi and Fantasy together.

Here are the suggested category changes (robots obviously need to go in Sci-Fi):

I welcome feedback from people who are well acquainted with these genres!

I think you nailed it but the "Triffids" were spores from space so it should probably be in the SciFi category.

I have one in mind also and will most likely enter. I don't hold forth much hope but I keep trying. There are a lot of other very good authors here, you guys keep the quality way up, but, hey, "Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again."

I don't believe in luck but, like Louis Pasteur said, “Chance favors only the prepared mind.” I'm preparing now.

19 May 2014

All of those are good. I'd give beeg.com a try. Thousands of videos there and many are fairly well done.

18 May 2014

Quote by ColletteXx

Possibly the saddest yet most uplifting post I've read on here.

Thank you for saying that.

It is incredibly sad to have to watch what's been your world for 35 years slowly die mentally. My frustrations over being totally helpless against this disease build to the point where the only solution is to kill something. I handle them long before that point but I do find myself getting angry some times. I see that as being totally wrong on my part, it's not her fault, and force myself to not allow it.

I'm joining a local group of men in similar positions that get together and talk about it. The Catholics got it right with the confession thing.

I will not do anything until she doesn't know me any more. I can not lay there and watch her die physically though, I will have to do something for me so I don't wither and die. I'll be interested in seeing what she writes about this subject.

17 May 2014

He has a short profile but seems like a nice guy.

16 May 2014

Trite as may be, it was my wife, girlfriend then but she had a technique that sent me into orbit. This happened on our fourth time together.

She would slide down me then turn us on our sides. Her face at my. Crotch. And she'd pull my right knee up into her crotch. She'd put me in her mouth and take a long time to raise herself to the point of coming and have me there too. When she started, I started and she'd pull back with just the head in her mouth and suck. It felt like it turned me inside out every time and that was her favorite thing to do so it happened a lot. 3 to 5 times a week and 35 years of that too.

She quit that almost 6 years ago now.

16 May 2014

Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune

Thank you Paul-san,

I could not agree more. How nice it is to be able to laugh at ourselves and let go of that 'tension'!
We think sometimes it is not okay to laugh, because of self-imposed restrictions placed by other people's ideas ~ well I am glad that I think society is changing or that we can find the humour!

You were a power lifter? Coool. ^~^
- (That Trojan commercial I think of those weights guys add to their scotum ^0^)

My wife, my kids and others get upset with me because I poke fun at myself. I do it about real problems like my back because it makes it a little easier to bear. It's not all totally black any more, I can handle it easier and life's not as bleak.

As for my scrotum getting bigger, it doesn't. In fact I always felt like my member got smaller at the expense of bulking up to lift. Not true either but it always looked like it did to me. I quit doing that 46 years ago and I should have quit 2 years or more before that. Women liked the fact that I could support their weight in my hands for as long as necessary and that's a very big incentive.

I watch all the deleted commercials and pictures I can find.

16 May 2014

I agree!

Those three magic words open a door to a marvelous place. I've been living there for over 40 years but she's starting to lose a lot of her memories.

But when I hear those words I'm able to take on the universe.

I love you!

16 May 2014

If you're both ready to be parents, go ahead! If you're not ready to be one and accept all those responsibilities then you're going to create a child that society has to deal with. You're essentially playing Russian-roulette with a child's life.

I don't think the possibility of doing that is worth it.

When we were ready it's was as good as it ever gets. The excitement levels went sky high.

15 May 2014

There are twelve here and the Centrum one is great. What a bunch of assholes we live with.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96766.aspx

George Carlin was absolutely right. "You can laugh at anything."

It took me years to get rid of all the twists and turns that I built in my mind when listening to other people. Most were just from ignorance and stupidity, not based on knowledge or reason. Almost all came from people who just didn't bother to think and let someone with an agenda tell them what to think. I haven't allowed that for many years now.

Quote by 1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Another Sexy Fav from Trojan in the Olympians BANNED genre, lol

I was a power lifter too and I love the second one. My max lift was 817 pounds but I don't think I could have done that. Wish I could have though.

15 May 2014

Zoe Saldana

The strength in this gaze sends me into orbit.

15 May 2014

She is an amazing lady and write things I enjoy reading. I'm glad she's a friend of mine.

13 May 2014

Quote by naughtynurse

It's a hard thing to watch a loved one change, and I have a lot of respect for your taking care of her. Do you get in home help? There are a lot of resources available. Additionally, when she does go into a home, it doesn't have to be a death sentence. Most people who work in Ltc love their residents. I've cried with families and attended funerals (I no longer work Ltc, but I used to). I've also had patients whose spouses were still very much a part of their daily lives, even if they could no longer do the actual physical work.

Thank you. Thank you for responding to this, for caring enough to do so. That's getting rarer but I've been fortunate in meeting someone else who really cares. She's on here and we talk a lot which helps me greatly. This does too and I'm very grateful that you take the time also.

I'm investigating the in-home help but it quite expensive and we mostly live on my SS, hers is quite small. I know that most of the LTC people do it because they do care, it sure as hell isn't for the money.

The biggest problem is she's given up and I can't get her to care again. She has Sleep Apnea and is supposed to use a PAP machine but refuses to do it any more. She refuses to get out of the house and do anything. She was a marathon runner and now she won't even walk. Mostly it's lay in bed and read and sleep. I tell her she killing herself and her dog, a Jack Russell, is dying from lack of exercise, but nothing seems to make an impression.

Her Alzheimer's doctor has recommended several things she won't do either like some vitamins that help. She doesn't remember me asking her to marry me or us getting married any more.

My problem is that I adore her and will stay until the bitter end but I can't watch her kill herself without a fight. I can not lay there with her until then but I will not do anything to further hurt her and a home would do that right now. I've been trying to get her to visit a couple of our kids for a few weeks but that's taken almost two years so far to get her to even try.

I'm hoping a men's group I've found will help with the massive build-up of frustration. I've always thought the Catholics got it right with the idea of confession. It does help to just talk about it.

13 May 2014

Quote by curious3045
Honestly, in spite of what many have said on here, I strongly believe there is a 50/50 chance at worst that going there would turn out to be a good decision. No saying you should, just basically saying the wellmademale has a point, a very good point. Good luck whichever way you go ....

This is a very bad analogy. I have a revolver with six chambers and only one has a bullet. Will you put it to your head and pull the trigger? Why not? Those are 3 times better odds.

Take time!

Anything else is just dangerous if you don't spend time learning. Watch the old movie "Looking For Mr. Goodbar", it's all about that.

The biggest risk you are taking is with your life. Anything else is just bullshit justification for being careless with it.

Just walking down the sidewalk can kill you if you aren't careful so why do something as dangerous as that. I'm glad you decided to wait. If it should be then why doesn't he fly too England? Meet on your turf, not his.

12 May 2014

Quote by naughtynurse

Take care of yourself. Caretaker strain is a very real thing!

I know, I'm there now. I've been doing it all for several years now and the frustration levels get to the bursting point. I understand that none of it's her fault but answering the same question over and over or having to do ALL of the "Thinking" and care builds strain to unbelievable levels at times. I'm looking for a men's group to just talk about it and I am seeking help but it's very difficult in our society.

She'll have to be in a home soon and that will go a long way in destroying me. I mostly worry about it killing what little is left of her and then I'm not sure I want to go on. I will not lay there beside her and watch her die completely, either mentally - where she is mostly now - or physically and that will cause her pain. I am working on not letting that happen and I'm talking to someone who helps me because she cares. I haven't had the privilege of meeting her yet but that will happen some day.

Writing about it helps some but nothing can fix it really. I can not just throw away 43 years of life with her so learning to live with it is my only answer. I am not looking for anyone to feel sorry for me, just understanding and a place to vent and talk. Three of my stories are about finding that.

Thanks for this thread.

9 May 2014

Quote by Metilda

That's wonderfully sweet. Thank you for your candid honesty - your view and decision makes perfect sense.

That's just the way I am. It is an absolute bitch at times though. The frustration levels build very high if I'm not careful. Absolutely none of this is her fault, I know that, but it's hard to not get angry sometimes and I beat myself up a lot when I do. I never yell at her or show anything but care and love.

She will have to go into a care facility soon because I'm getting to where I can't do it all any more.

9 May 2014

For me it's been over five years. Her total loss of interest is because of Alzheimer's.

When she can't remember me any more I'll pursue other options but in the mean time I read, write and talk to a few other people.

I will not abandon her or do anything to destroy what she has left. If you have specific questions, write and ask. I have virtually no hang-ups about talking.

8 May 2014

I don't think, "Offended" is the right word either.

I might really wonder what she'd been drinking or smoking to ask it, but not offended. There would be some I wouldn't do or want to talk about, but not offended.

That's what a partnership is all about though. Over time you each learn what not to ask for and it becomes a marvelous trip through life. Absolute honesty, talk about EVERYTHING and always sleep in the same bed. It's worked for 40+ years for us but she's losing what she is, herself, right now.

8 May 2014

Really neat guy to know. He has a very interesting background and writes well. I'd like to have coffee and talk to him for a couple of hours.

8 May 2014

Yeah, I do. For as long as she'll let me.

8 May 2014

First thought: I like them.

Then it's all about touching you and what they'll feel like. Mostly erotic from that point on.

I looked at your profile and you don't tell a lot about who you are. From the other pictures you seem rather shy and do not show a lot, other than your quite beautiful breasts. Your body looks good.

But mostly I would love to sit and talk, have a cup of coffee and just get to know more about you.

2 May 2014

"Eddie" Izzard does and he says he's straight. He just likes the feel of them.

Maybe your "Bi?"

In any case, why worry about it? Do what feels good without hurting anyone else, walk away from the assholes who won't accept it and stay close to those who don't care. I think the quote I read was, "Those that matter don't care, those that care don't matter."

You are in charge of you, no one else in the universe. Listen, then think and make up your own mind.

Good luck.

2 May 2014

It's obvious none of you ever went fishing.

They're casting bait. Put something on the hook with a weight (naked people screwing, a note, "Hey, wanna fuck?", something subtle, whatever) and throw it out to plop in the pool. Some fish are attracted and bite immediately, some run like hell. Sometimes a "Trotline" with many baited hooks and they wait for any bites and just throw back the ones they don't want to eat.

I had a friend years ago, Arlie, who'd literally just ask them if they wanted to screw. Sometimes just that crude others a little softer. He was a tall, Italian type and contended that slightly better than half said yes. I've seen him do this and believed him, but I never could.

I'm a fly fisherman. Much subtler. I cast out ideas, thoughts and compliments, and let them settle gently in the water. I NEVER expect anything but a "Thank You" and I'm never disappointed. I do this in real-life too and it gets most to talk to me. I truly have no ulterior motive and let them decide how deep it gets. I do not ask for friends here either and every one I have contacted me. I appreciate every one of them too. Most are good authors but some don't write.

I correspond with many here. We talk about sex, share ideas and discuss life. There are several that I admire because they use their minds to think with and are marvelous ladies, guys too but mostly we don't talk about sex. I a, so straight I don't bend when I sit down.

I've written stories for a couple of them, two at their request and I'm doing sequels for them too. One is guiding me gently through some of the problems I have with writing and I'd do anything she asked me to. I'll keep talking to them until I can't think any more or die. I love them because that's what true friendship is. Accept everything they say and NEVER judge.

With one it gets VERY intense. She likes me and I like her. Were both in a sexless marriage (my wife from Alzheimer's, her husbands not interested) and we comfort each other a lot. If that's wrong then we'll go live somewhere else. I'm hoping to meet this wonderful woman some day but that's her choice, never mine. I still adore my wife and she accepts this and cares for her too because that's the way she is, a lady. I do not push myself on anyone.

The types I'm attracted to prefer the gentleman. They don't like crude people but can be VERY wild when they want to be. They can be young or old, centerfold types or plain as a split-rail fence, it's what they are inside that's most important to me. I've found the adage, "Beauty starts on the inside." true. I have known many very plain people that were beautiful and several centerfold types that were ugly as a mud fence. My WIFES ONLY sister is the mud fence type. A gorgeous woman, professional model for years, but she is a consummate "UGLY BITCH!" Very sad for my wife, me too.

This is all an opinion, mine. Others have theirs and are just as valid. An opinion is one of the three things all humans have. Getting angry at an opinion is self destructive and I don't do it, but I respond very strongly to an attack.

My 2 cents

My 2 cents