Talk Dirty To Me - Poison

Picked up a girl at a funeral. I know, I'm fucking terrible.😈

Junkhouse

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They still exist:

(: smackbottom : without the spaces between the colons and the world)

(: whip : )

Awesome! Thanx!

I am incredibly good at keeping secrets and know far too many.

What is the highest elevation you have ever been?

Hi y'all, hope everyone's having/had a good weekend; its an extra long one in sunny Canada. Got the garden all planted including KIWI which apparently you can grow up here. Now I'm half done ripping out my front flower bed which actually had no flowers just colourful bushes 😋 and dwarf trees. Or "sprite trees" as I refer to them. Hopefully I get the rest of the bed ripped out and everything planted tomorrow.

I'd like a mint julep and some bandages for my hands which are all cut up from hacking at the garden.

Summer must be here, I have a sunburn.

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When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?

This is why the spanking emoji needs to be reinstated.

Zon

Our Lady Peace

Crash Test Dummies

Crazy busy today so I just had sandwiches: sliced Granny Smith apple, extra old cheddar, roast turkey, red onions with mustard on whole wheat. Try it, absolutely delicious!

Velveteins

pork/red and green pepper/onion kebabs with jasmine rice. And HP sauce. Raspberry sorbet for dessert with a square of Lindt dark chocolate spiked on top.

I've had a few investments that made a 500% return but not sure how much of a surprise it was. I expected to make a killing but sometimes the return surprises me a bit.

Have you ever won a significant lottery or similar amount in betting or some kind of draw?

Matthew Good Band

fuzzy: forgive my anal retentiveness but that is Mazzy Star. I have a crush on Hope Sandoval and her voice gives me chills so i just kinda felt the need... Fade Into You is one of my Top 10 all time favs!!!!

Glad to see everyone's finding their writing motivations; I keep starting stories, finish them in my head and stop typing at about 500 words. I'm suspecting I have some weird writers block thing that nothing less than a bestselling novel is good enough for me. Delusions of grandeur.

I'd like a tall glass of ice, water and Rose's lime cordial please.

Congrats everyone, podium, Top 10 and all those that submitted!

My apologies as I didn't get to read any before the Comp was over but I will get to it!

Grievous Angels

Home made lasagna. I ate half the pan. 😊

Cowboy Junkies

What if tennis is right and Love really is nothing?

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You sharing those bonbons?

My younger self.

Would you accept a free round trip to the planet Mars?

Lighthouse

No, I don't respond well to people giving me orders. lol

HYE played a sport to complete physical exhaustion?

April Wine

Yes from London UK to Ontario Canada, approx 3600 miles.

How many continents have you visited?

Yes, I've been to several and there is a First Nation only a few minutes from my house that has one every summer.

Have you ever deeply engaged with the culture of an indigenous people in yours or another country?

I have pitched a great many tents in the woods and lots more in my pants. I don't recall every pitching a fit; if I'm really pissed I get dangerously cold...

HYE gone on a multi-day hike, canoe or kayak trip?

Lesbians on Ecstasy