Hey fuzzy, good to see you posting! Hopefully you are at least enjoying the company of an attractive nurse or three.

Hey James! Congrats on the book deal; that's pretty cool, you must be stoked!

Think I'll have one of those tequila sunrises; good thing I'm late, I have a strict rule about tequila before 9AM.

Hope everyone is managing to stay cool. I was reading an article about drinking warm drinks and spicy foods to stay cool instead of icy cold stuff. Think about it: the hottest countries in the world all do this. Also: if you consume cold stuff your body will react by warming up to bring the 'cool' beverage or food to your body temperature. I've tried this sporadically but also have about 50 frozen popsicles, juice bars and frozen yogurt in my freezer.

My favorite trick is to pour ice cold water on a baseball hat then let it drip down my body when I'm in the hottest sun.

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Liberal Lemming Logic

Is that like MAGA Mob Mentality?

Sunny and hot, 102F this afternoon and still around 85F at 10PM.

No cooking was involved but made a watermelon/feta salad that was the bomb. Watermelon, feta. red onion, cuke and fresh mint with a dressing of olive oil, lime juice, teaspoon of honey and pepper. Google a recipe for yourself, you won't regret it!

Not much of a strip club guy and the last time I was in one was prior to Canada switching out $1 and $2 bills for coins. An errant toss of one of those would sting!

I'd figure clubs would just install change machines, e.g. insert a $20 then select the denominations you want it broken down to, $1, $5, $10 or whatever. Around here lap dances are legal and often get VERY steamy as in my experience the dancers always let me touch them in a highly sexual manner although I think that may actually be against the rules. I mention it because I think dancers make far more cash on private dances than stage tips and they are quite adept at emptying wallets.

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Ya'll just sitting around pissing on stuff? and you wonder why we won't let you be our 51st state. smh

Wait til you hear where I'm pissing next... 😈

Happy Canada Day!!!!!

Its 97F here today. I was going to mow the lawn but piss on that, too hot. So I had a vodka and strawberry lemonade whilst sitting in my Muskoka chair (like an Adirondack chair only better of course 😜) Then I had another one and have now decided the lawn doesn't really need cutting. Scored some fresh mango/pineapple salsa that I'm gonna have with wild salmon on the BBQ. I may explode with pleasure.

Hope you all are having a great weekend and are working on your Comp stories!

Kat: congrats on your dual citizenship!

Saga

Hope I actually finish a story for this, great theme. Have a couple of ideas percolating....

When I was in high school (the 'protestant' version Seeker mentions) I took a class called "Mythology" which included learning about Greek mythology, the Bible and various other religions which is pretty much what I thought about the whole mess of religions and still do. Strangely though I got in all kinds of crap for refusing to stand for the Lord's Prayer each morning assembly. (I was like 'WTF? Is it mythology or not dear school?' I did win in the end.

A single religion has no place in schools as a mandated subject although kids might benefit from a more general world religions class. Personally I'd probably prefer an anti-religion class.

Since griffton lives in Dover I think we'll take the Chunnel over to France and seduce numerous French women.

Congrats Rowan! Not a surprise, you already have a bunch of GREAT stories. Added to my queue.

Love it just as written. Excellent idea btw, I love it when a story lets me use my imagination.

Yes, overlooking Niagara Falls.

HYE been in a relationship with more than one person at the same time?

lol I am definitely off plumb.

Do you or have you ever played football? (Soccer for you Americans)

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It's Thirst-Day!

Weekend sorta starts this evening, so let's get it on!

And since I'm a little late setting up today, we'll offer Irish coffee, Guinness, and just about any other adult beverage you can imagine.

Plus coffee from the ever-luscious Beautiful Bertha, and fine teas from the ever-popular Tea Kettle!

What's your pleasure, folks?

ooooh look at all that vodka. Think I'll break out the Grey Goose for Canada's next football match. If Alphonso Davies is able to play I think Canada can beat South Africa. Or even without him. I predict he gets subbed in late in the game and scores the winner.

Hope everyone is well and enjoying summer!

I'd like a Grey Goose with crushed frozen watermelon please.

Yes, and I did. It was awesome until the end when it involved police in 2 jurisdictions. 🤣

Would you get into a serious relationship with someone who refused to give oral?

I find it has a negative impact on my race results but if she's hot enough I'll interrupt the race for a quickie.

No. Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft seems rather foolish.

Have you ever flown in a glider?

Most of those lunch time interludes were wild couplings of desire gone mad and involved more driving passion than thoughtful oral but it must have happened. Mostly it was fucking. lol Lunch time sex is carnal.

Heh heh well I've seen a few redheads that would melt a belt buckle so hell yeah freckles are cute. Not a fan of the fake ones. A fine sprinkling of freckles inspires a wonderfully imaginative tracing game.....

Q: What is your favorite vibrant hair dye colour that is NOT blonde/brunette/black?

Dishes or more accurately loading the dishwasher. At least I got the cutlery taken care of.

Multiple times, far too easily and mostly initiated by them. Got in a scrape or two but it all seems to have worked out. Some absolutely wonderfully intense love affairs.

My fluorescent green Speedo to devastating effect at the beach.

Does a school bus count?

Ever had sex against a hotel window?

Helix

Sirloin, baked potato with butter and savoury spice (and sour cream); broccoli with lemon, pepper and oregano all on the BBQ. Having small batch raspberry sorbet for dessert.

Rainbow Butt Monkeys

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If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.

Owning a collection of riding crops and a saddle doesn't entitle you to a stable. I must say the bridle and bit look most fetching however.