I have absolutely no idea he lied.😇

Mountain biking. If the terrain is aggressive enough its a full body workout.

It's about time that water got worked into a Comp theme if you ask me...

How to make Sprite Cake 😊:

1 box of lemon or vanilla cake mix

12 oz of Sprite (the kind in a bottle or can)

Empty cake mix in a bowl, pour in the Sprite and mix well

Pour into a greased cake dish

Bake at 350F for 25-30 mins (check with a toothpick)

Cool and frost as desired. (A light topping such as Cool Whip works well, on the cake I mean.)

Italian Meatball sandwiches. I've managed to replicate the local go-to spot's recipe. Delicious!

The Viletones

Moxy

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Yikes! Surgery for you, too! Hope you’re feeling okay now.

Thanx Kimmi, I'm all good. When I see what some of the folks in Rumps are going through my stuff is pretty minor. 😊

When I went in to the surgical suite I told the assembled docs and nurses I thought the patient experience would get off to a much better start if the beds didn't look like a crucifix. They were still talking about my smartassery when I went lights out. 🤣 A sense of humour and a positive outlook are great medicine!

Hang in there Kimmi, and don't worry the docs these days are pretty damn good. Just had my gall bladder removed Monday and walked out of the hospital a few hours later.

Now I just need to work that into some sympathy sex... 😎😋

Can I get a milkshake with sprinkles? (No sprite, not those kind of sprinkles.)

Please and thank you.

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Average? Nobody ever won an election by averaging. You really got to stretch reality for that one.

Do your homework. In 2016 Trump LOST the popular vote by 2.8 million votes, in 2020 Biden won by 7 million popular votes. In 2024 your guy finally won the popular vote by about 2.2 million votes, 1 out of 3 is pretty crappy and he's never won by as large a margin as his opponents.

Count yourselves lucky; the only person who hits on me here is sprite and she only does it to torment me. 😒

Been having lots of other fun though. I found a printed copy of an old story that I forgot about. Thinking I might dust it off, give it a bit of an edit and actually post a story this month.

Hope everyone is well. I'm getting really excited for this summer, been buying gear from MEC for those in Canada who may know the store.

I used to workout exclusively with hard rock but now I work out in silence. My workout room is more like a Zen space. I find it ensures I keep my form and cadence. Plus loud music kinda puts me in party mode, not conducive to a good workout.

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No sex, but I've got a colonoscopy scope with your name on it

Typical American health care. My ass is perfect thank you. 😋

As a frequent flier I try to get access to private airline lounges because I hate crowds and the chaos of airports. Fortunately I get this perk with the two airlines I use the most.

On vacation do you prefer a luxurious experience (e.g. hotels, restaurants etc) or would you rather be out adventuring and getting dirty (backpacing, kayaking, etc?

Seafood but nothing that crawls on the ocean floor.

If you're having fish; tartar sauce or lemon and spices?

Fuzzy, like your cat story. Got to pet my first Maine Coon last year; it was huge.

Kimmi: hope all turns out well re your sis and yourself. Judging by that pink fur hat you are coping well.

On the subject of hair; I used to do all kinds of crazy shit with my hair, huge spikes, colours, dye jobs...for some reason the years of abuse have caused it to thin rather dramatically although I may have just had undiagnosed Covid. Fortunately I don't give a crap. I cut my own hair this week essentially while blindfolded since I can't see shit without my glasses. Looks pretty damn good if you ask me. Mind you I haven't looked at the back.

Had some blood work today and the vampire (nurse) was HOT! I was hoping I would get her while I sat in the waiting room and dreams DO come true. Turns out we both frequent a nearby scenic area to hike and feed the birds. It didn't seem right to hit on her at her work and for once I actually behaved myself.

Got an endoscopy Friday which is always fun bc who doesn't love getting medical stuff stuck down their throat?

I should be able to work that in to some kind of sympathy sex. 😈

Heated Revelry? 😜

Trump finally dies and as expected goes to Hell where he is greeted by the Devil himself given the enormity of his evil. The Devil tells Trump he is pretty impressed with him and tells him he's going to give him three choices of everlasting punishments but whichever one he chooses the person currently enduring the punishment will be freed to heaven.

The Devil escorts Trump down a hallway with 3 doors.

In the first room Hitler is being taken repeatedly by a huge Amazon with an even bigger strapon. Trump declines the option and asks to see the next door.

Behind door #2 he find Mitch McConnell who is breaking rocks into smaller rocks with a small hammer only to have more big rocks appear over and over. Trump declines the second option.

Finally behind door #3 Monica Lewinsky is blowing Clinton non-stop. Trump grins and immediately chooses Option 3.

Devil: "Ok Monica you're free to go!!"

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Groan. Looks our break from winter is ending. After a couple days of rain and even thunderstorms, it is now snowing. And I have to go outside. Back to ye olde parka.

Seeker, you need to move further north; the colder temps minimize the snowfall. 🤣 Well some years anyway.

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I've put on asbestos panties for this one, but am I the only one who couldn't give a flying f*ck about the Olympics?

I get you. The Olympics has its moments but I liked it better before it became just another cash cow with pro athletes. Something got lost there somehow. One wonders what better good the billions of dollars could have done elsewhere.

Nothing less than a Pulitzer.

Or maybe an EP

OK, an RR would be nice

Perhaps I'll settle for actually finishing a story...

Rep. Becca Balint: "This is not a game Secretary."

Pam Bondi: "I'm Attorney General."

Balint: "My apologies, I couldn't tell."

😎

Chilliwack

Zon

Waterboys

I just made a huge pot of spaghetti sauce. Turned out great!

I nearly always use a condom especially for a first encounter. On rare occasion passions have taken over. I'll use a condom unless I am in a long term monogamous relationship. I've been tested a few times either because of concern about my partner or after receiving any blood products. This was a big deal when I was younger and AIDS was first becoming known as blood donors were not screened for HIV until it became more prevalent. I also had two pregnancy scares when I was in my late teens and that pretty much taught me a very valuable lesson before any major repercussions occurred. (Both were late periods.)

The coin-operated prezzy may dodge this one too although I really hope I am wrong. I'd guess the Dems are being careful about showing their hand too soon before the midterms so as to not give the MAGA set time to mitigate any impacts. The Reprobates are gonna try something to save the midterms be it the usual "election was stolen" nonsense or maybe by trying to buy off voters with that $2000 payout that was mentioned (then subsequently forgotten...'did I say that'?)

My biggest concern is the desperation of the GOP; a whole pile of them are looking at jail time if the Dems take power so there's no telling how far they might go.

Quote by CharlotteRusse1

I comment on stories I really like. I might have forgotten to ‘Like’ some stories I’ve commented on!

This is me, I constantly forget to hit the "like" but usually remember to go back and fix it. I try to comment on every story I read unless its really bad (rare.) I always try to read and comment on all Comp entries if I am in the same comp. I mostly need to read more.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I’m mostly unplugged rest of February, but popping in to plug writing challenge on SS. Runs thru St Patty's Day…

https://www.storiesspace.com/forum/stories-space-writing-prompts-challenges/writing-challenge-for-50-end-date-march-17th

This will be fun, thanx for the heads up Kimmi!

Hope everyone is well or at least making progress on whatever ails you; seems a bunch of us have stuff going on. I've been reading so much medical info I figure I'm at least as qualified as the average resident. I do have a set of scrubs. I'm gonna wear them to the hospital next time I go in. lol

I promise I would never do such a thing but I just realized all I need is a stethoscope and I can start examining patients. I may work that into a story.

"Hi, I'm Dr Lyfbuz...."