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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning, Rumpies wave

Ice storm hitting me tmrw/Monday. Praying power stays on or there will be a nipply Kimmi and frozen furball.

kiss Enjoy your weekend!

Get your candles ready! Hopefully the ice storm passes by.

Its a balmy -13C/8F here but sunny so I will need sunscreen before I go outside. Coffee for me please and maybe a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps when I get back.

Kimmi is correct: fillelapine is "courgette", lyfbuz is tinhatcat on blue.

I'd like a coffee please.

Feeling lazy today, i may do some editing later but more likely i'll just start a new story.

Congrats to deviantsusie, CuriousAnnie & WannabeWordsmith for their 3 excellent winning entries!

Big shout out to Kimmi to put this together!

Quote by Jen

Y'all feel free to bribe me to have a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, then a 7-way tie for 4th. That'll keep him outta trouble for a week.

A week may be optimistic. And Jen, you seem a little stressed. I know exactly what you need: a nice Canadian boy. 😋

Amazing number of entries, good luck everyone.

Also we should probably have a nice Canadian girl available. I think I know the perfect one.

Moose donuts! Finally. Thanx Bear.

Happy New Year all. I'll have a coffee with a splash of Amaretto.

Quote by KatieTheWriter

I'll hold you to that silly

This competition is really heating up.

On a pillow. Don't judge me. If you knew her name you'd understand. 🤣

Quote by sprite

Jen. i mean, i love and adore all my friends here, but Jen gets top billing. (I'm obligated to say this or she'll fire me. again).

Jen is hot!

Quote by sprite

that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.

It better be 24K gold; I don't want anything that will clash with my gold lamé thong.

Coffee for me please. Its supposed to rain all weekend so I may just stay indoors and write. More likely I will stay indoors, stuff my face with Turtles and candy cane ice cream.

Quote by sprite

i decide. smile

We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.

Quote by Ensorceled

Hello all.

Had a really sweet Christmas this year (after a run of bittersweet ones). Hung with daughter and grandson and Layla and had a wonderful time.

I got a super fancy Nintendo controller for Christmas and will spend the day playing No Man’s Sky. Does ANYONE here play this game? I am so taken with it.

We need some comp entries over on Stories Space! To recap:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Did I miss anyone? Any more takers?

Average score wins. Losers have to buy a drink for the winners at Rumps and/or Inspirations. Sound fair?

Thanks for the coffee!

Xmas was great, had an unexpected visitor and things got very Merry.

Sounds fair Ensorceled.

Hope everyone is enjoying the hols. I'll just have a coffee to go, rumour has it the uptown girls didn't get everything they wanted for Xmas. Any new postcards?

Just as the clock struck midnight Bunny’s back arched, urging her sex against his mouth, wanting, needing; craving his probing fingers, his fiery tongue. Brought to the edge again and again she begged for release. Dancing ballerinas of ecstasy trembled deep in her core, cuffs at her wrists and ankles straining with metallic creak as she writhed beneath his relentless teasing. Finally she surrendered, abandoning herself to sensation. To him.

Quote by Seeker4

Maybe ... just maybe ... SANTA INVENTED GPS! Those elves are pretty ahead of things, you know. (Am I starting a conspiracy theory?)

cellphones too, Blackberry owned the market initially and they are in Canada just like the North Pole. It all makes sense now.

Merry Xmas all!

We're fucked, we're all on the Naughty List. Bunny will probably have to give last year's presents back to Santa as well.

Morning Bear

I feel like I fell asleep behind the bar. Coffee with Rumchata please. I must say the postcard request seems to have paid rather nice dividends. That pumpkin pie looks delicious. Perfect for breakfast.

Where's the stepladder? Sprite's sign looks crooked again. Oh wait that's me. Let's get the ladder out anyway in case Sprite drops in.

Quote by CuriousAnnie

It's 7:30 am on Christmas Eve and I've done the fruit and veg shopping before most of the crowds. Now off to work and then on to the first family festivity, my uncle's tradition Christmas Eve shindig. Been so much fun so far, seeing Christmas through the eyes of one very excited three year old.

Merry Christmas to you all. Enjoy and remember the sunscreen, it's hot out there this time of year.

Two flash competitions, I have only just recovered from the Lush one (mind you I had two goes at it and went with my second attempt,) but I have what I think is a cool idea for the SS competition. Molly clarifying that it doesn't actually have to be about snow came as a relief as I have no experience of snow, but now I think snow is going to get a mention.

I think quite a few of us made 2 (or more) attempts at the Comp. I feel I'm in pretty good company.

Quote by fillelapine

Good morning everyone! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves! Since James brings donuts and coffee I thought I'd bring a little sunshine.

THUD. Sorry, just fainted. I'll be fine.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Read your profile on SS. And your writing is far from “crap”, Sir! Loved your entry! Also agree with you about labels and us just being good humans. All the Rumpies knocked it out of the park on the SS and Lush comp entries! (Clappyhands)

P.S. I’m WriterGirl over there.

Hey Kimmi! Sounds like things are finally calming down for you. YAY! Anticipated my question, I want to make sure I know who the Lushies are over on the blue site. I'll be sure to get some reading in on SS, looking forward to seeing what folks are coming up with. and you are so right, the Lush folks have some STELLAR work over on SS.

Quote by Seeker4

Good afternoon. This may be the first time I have had simultaneous comp entries on here and StoriesSpace. Perhaps not. Maybe it's been long enough that I forgot. It's partly because both are flash competitions so only 1000 words to work with and partly because my idea for the SS comp came on fast. Here's my entry. If you're a member on that site, comments most welcome (or you can drop them here, I guess).

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/flash-fiction/scream-away-the-silence

Winding down. I was expecting to see my son soon but he's got a sinus infection and isn't up for making the drive down from Ottawa. Still hoping to see him and his wife over the holidays, just not sure when. A red wine, please.

got my first story up on the other site too, I'm "tinhatcat" over there. Read yours Ape, EXCELLENT!!!!

EDIT: got Bear's too, also EXCELLENT!!! Good work gents, both terrific stories.

So anyone got a link that just shows only the Comp entries like on Lush?

Talk about postcards from the edge. I think my stepladder idea was better. 😋

Easy on the daiquiris Bunny, they can catch up with you and the hangovers are brutal. And you might misbehave.

I'll have a strawberry daiquiri please, in a toast to the pretty madamoiselle in the yellow dress.

Cannoli!!!!!!! Scarfs down 4. Morning all, coffee for me please. Bunny, you do look rather lovely today, I see you have dressed for the occasion. Come on, I'll show you around out back, there's a hot tub....

What with sprite up the stepladder and the reappearance of Bunny I completely forgot to order a drink. I'll have a Jack and coke please and a round on me (Ping's tab)

Quote by Seeker4

Good afternoon. This may be the first time I have had simultaneous comp entries on here and StoriesSpace. Perhaps not. Maybe it's been long enough that I forgot. It's partly because both are flash competitions so only 1000 words to work with and partly because my idea for the SS comp came on fast. Here's my entry. If you're a member on that site, comments most welcome (or you can drop them here, I guess).

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/flash-fiction/scream-away-the-silence

Winding down. I was expecting to see my son soon but he's got a sinus infection and isn't up for making the drive down from Ottawa. Still hoping to see him and his wife over the holidays, just not sure when. A red wine, please.

Shame about your son, maybe the train is a more comfortable option?

I'm working on an SS Comp entry too, basically just futzing with it now. It will be the same for me, first time in both and actually my first story on SS. Looking forward to reading yours!

Quote by sprite

You've been hanging around LB too long. Seriously. That said, welcome back. You brighten the place up. smile

I'll have you know I am a calm and steadying influence on Madamoiselle Lapine. Just this morning she was brightening up her own place. She even does windows.

and you both brighten the place up.😘