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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
0 miles · England
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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm basically self-lubricating.
If I'm playing with an anal toy or not juicy enough (rare), I'll use Jo H2O water-based lube. I like it, but I haven't really experimented with enough of a variety of lubes to really have a strong opinion on brands etc. Overall, I do prefer water-based though.
gigglesI prefer the Sliquid Organics Natural H2O range:
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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Buz
Damn! I can't have a big screen HDTV? That hurts...it's March Madness, ie. The Big Dance, I'd miss the Sweet Sixteen, Final, 8, the Final Four, the National Championship of College Basketball.
Okay....
1. A solar powered refrigerator filled with ice cold beer.
2. A frisbee & frisbee dog.
3. A surf board.
4. Lots of steaks to grill.
5. My wife naked with no clothes whatsoever...except for maybe a few color combinations of garter - thigh stockings sets!
Oh can I add something to wash the sand out of our butt cracks? Having sex on the beach does have its draw backs, I know from experience. I guess we could use the ocean.
Love the 'Frisbee Dog'
Scarlet Seductress
So, you're stranded on a desert island paradise.
For the sake of this thread, you only have to hold out for 2 weeks - none of this Tom Hanks 'Castaway' stuff.
Food and water are plentiful there so no need to worry about that; you'll get by.
Putting aside practicalities for a moment, because no one wants to read about your desperate need for plentiful amounts of dental floss, go on instinct and list the 5 items you would want to find washed up on the beach as a convenient care package.
You know how this game is played so points deducted for intellectual answers - no radio transmitters, GPS beacons, hot air balloons, futuristic teleport contraptions etc.
You're there for the duration, 2 weeks.
Perhaps some coconut sun lotion, a couple of cases of Chardonnay and a hunky Italian gentleman?
Answers below...
For the sake of this thread, you only have to hold out for 2 weeks - none of this Tom Hanks 'Castaway' stuff.
Food and water are plentiful there so no need to worry about that; you'll get by.
Putting aside practicalities for a moment, because no one wants to read about your desperate need for plentiful amounts of dental floss, go on instinct and list the 5 items you would want to find washed up on the beach as a convenient care package.
You know how this game is played so points deducted for intellectual answers - no radio transmitters, GPS beacons, hot air balloons, futuristic teleport contraptions etc.
You're there for the duration, 2 weeks.
Perhaps some coconut sun lotion, a couple of cases of Chardonnay and a hunky Italian gentleman?
Answers below...
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by nicola
Yay, someone volunteering to write us a second CSS!
A second (or more) CSS would be nice. It would be time consuming to do though, all those rounded corners under the header image, for the buttons etc, would need fixing up. Headers would need changing to suit the dark background, and all the rest of it.
What do you do when you want to look at sites like Facebook and Youtube for a while? I've resorted to sunglasses in the past!
I'm not sure we want to go that route, did you see how profiles on myspace ended up? It was one of the reasons that site tanked, pages ended up looking garish and like garbage.
All doable.
Food for thought
Scarlet Seductress
My first ever interaction with a mod on Lush was actually a delicious looking gingerbread man called Clum
Gave me link to his dialogue guide after rejecting my first story and it helped tremendously:
http://www.lushstories.com//forum/yaf_postsm1053976_Formatting-Dialogue.aspx
All uphill from there!
Sprite is excellent and extremely friendly. So many to choose from, I'd feel terrible if I missed anyone out.
Lisa, GemGeekett, Shylass... the list goes on and on...
A big thank you to all of them.
Gave me link to his dialogue guide after rejecting my first story and it helped tremendously:
http://www.lushstories.com//forum/yaf_postsm1053976_Formatting-Dialogue.aspx
All uphill from there!
Sprite is excellent and extremely friendly. So many to choose from, I'd feel terrible if I missed anyone out.
Lisa, GemGeekett, Shylass... the list goes on and on...
A big thank you to all of them.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by BN4d
How can I go about finding women to go down on? I want to practice my oral technique and nothing else. I don't want to fuck them or get oral (Believe it or not, I don't like blowjobs).
I really love eating pussy. I am a 43yo White man. I am not a bad looking guy. How do I find women for this and how do I broach the subject in a way that will get results (and not getting smacked in the mouth)?
"Excuse me miss, would you have any objection to me eating your pussy? I need the practice."
Tough one.
Scarlet Seductress
Please God tell me some of you have seen The Goonies!
It was on TV here in the UK the other night and is an absolute classic now - had to watch it again!
If you have seen it, share your favourite scenes, favourite quotes, favourite pics…
If you haven't,
Watch it! :)
Original theatrical trailer (1985)
Hey You Guys!
L x
Scarlet Seductress
Hi guys,
Allowing custom 'themes' would be a bloody nightmare!
Totally agree on that point, it would really ruin the Lush experience.
Actually, what I had in mind was something along the lines of a 'Reading Pane'. A small box located on each story page which allows the following:
1 - Incremental size increase/decrease of story text.
2 - A couple of basic colour palettes for the use of say, dyslexic people.
A lot of websites cater for this by designing their site so as not to have pure black (#000000) on a pure white (#FFFFFF) background. This is because many dyslexic users are sensitive to the brightness of pure black text on a pure white background due to its high contrast. This can cause the words to swirl or blur together.
One of the palettes could use a slightly off-white colour for the background, like a light grey. You could also use a dark grey for the text instead of a pure black to cut the glare even more.
3 - 'Night Mode' would be as mentioned above, a selectable toggle button. Non-permanent and activated by loading the secondary CSS file. When you navigate away from the current page, it reverts back to the standard CSS. It could be a dark grey instead of black.
Just a thought :)
L
Allowing custom 'themes' would be a bloody nightmare!
Totally agree on that point, it would really ruin the Lush experience.
Actually, what I had in mind was something along the lines of a 'Reading Pane'. A small box located on each story page which allows the following:
1 - Incremental size increase/decrease of story text.
2 - A couple of basic colour palettes for the use of say, dyslexic people.
A lot of websites cater for this by designing their site so as not to have pure black (#000000) on a pure white (#FFFFFF) background. This is because many dyslexic users are sensitive to the brightness of pure black text on a pure white background due to its high contrast. This can cause the words to swirl or blur together.
One of the palettes could use a slightly off-white colour for the background, like a light grey. You could also use a dark grey for the text instead of a pure black to cut the glare even more.
3 - 'Night Mode' would be as mentioned above, a selectable toggle button. Non-permanent and activated by loading the secondary CSS file. When you navigate away from the current page, it reverts back to the standard CSS. It could be a dark grey instead of black.
Just a thought :)
L
Scarlet Seductress
Lush mega-combo!!!
Went for an amalgamation, so thank you very much: Delphi (for the juice), Loves4Play (for the Aspirin) and Dudealicious (for the B12)
Lizzy is back on form!
As you are all so curious, I have just got off the phone with Clare.
Approximate Phone Transcript (from memory):
Clare: "Hello?"
Liz: "Oh hi, is that Clare?"
Clare: "Yes. Who's that?"
Liz: "My name is Liz. I think we met in a club last night..."
Clare: "Oh hi! How are you?"
Liz: "I'm good thanks. Little hungover, but good."
Clare: "I was wondering if you would call. It was a good night last night, you found my number then." Giggles
Liz: "Erm, yeah." Laughing "Thanks for that."
Clare: "It was my pleasure." Sultry, sexy voice. "Listen, I'm sorry I can't chat right now but I have to shoot off. Can I call you tonight? I'd love to see you again."
Liz: "Sure. Please do."
Clare: "Bye for now beautiful."
So, looks like I have myself a date.
Went for an amalgamation, so thank you very much: Delphi (for the juice), Loves4Play (for the Aspirin) and Dudealicious (for the B12)
Lizzy is back on form!
As you are all so curious, I have just got off the phone with Clare.
Approximate Phone Transcript (from memory):
Clare: "Hello?"
Liz: "Oh hi, is that Clare?"
Clare: "Yes. Who's that?"
Liz: "My name is Liz. I think we met in a club last night..."
Clare: "Oh hi! How are you?"
Liz: "I'm good thanks. Little hungover, but good."
Clare: "I was wondering if you would call. It was a good night last night, you found my number then." Giggles
Liz: "Erm, yeah." Laughing "Thanks for that."
Clare: "It was my pleasure." Sultry, sexy voice. "Listen, I'm sorry I can't chat right now but I have to shoot off. Can I call you tonight? I'd love to see you again."
Liz: "Sure. Please do."
Clare: "Bye for now beautiful."
So, looks like I have myself a date.
Scarlet Seductress
Hi Peeps
I have a site suggestion, lets see if anyone else thinks it might be worth looking into.
I read a lot of the Lush stories when chilling out in bed.
The white background does tend to glare after a while, even with the brightness turned down on my screen.
Apple devices have an option in the settings to 'Invert Colours' which will effectively create a White on Black version of everything on the screen.
This also effects images as well, so what you end up with is something like this:
I would be more inclined to create a secondary CSS file for the site, with these modifications already coded to create a custom 'Dark Lush' theme.
I saved a copy of the site and had a play with the files - 3 minutes work produced this VERY rough and ready example:
This has 4 additional advantages:
1 - None of the images are inverted.
2 - It can be completely bespoke for the Admin to design as they feel best.
3 - A single button could be attached to each page in a convenient location which will switch to this alternative view with one click - no messing about in your device settings.
4 - Android devices do not have that 'Invert Colours' feature so it would be a universal improvement.
Your thoughts?
A very hungover, Liz x
I have a site suggestion, lets see if anyone else thinks it might be worth looking into.
I read a lot of the Lush stories when chilling out in bed.
The white background does tend to glare after a while, even with the brightness turned down on my screen.
Apple devices have an option in the settings to 'Invert Colours' which will effectively create a White on Black version of everything on the screen.
This also effects images as well, so what you end up with is something like this:
I would be more inclined to create a secondary CSS file for the site, with these modifications already coded to create a custom 'Dark Lush' theme.
I saved a copy of the site and had a play with the files - 3 minutes work produced this VERY rough and ready example:
This has 4 additional advantages:
1 - None of the images are inverted.
2 - It can be completely bespoke for the Admin to design as they feel best.
3 - A single button could be attached to each page in a convenient location which will switch to this alternative view with one click - no messing about in your device settings.
4 - Android devices do not have that 'Invert Colours' feature so it would be a universal improvement.
Your thoughts?
A very hungover, Liz x
Scarlet Seductress
I'm not a regular drinker but after a couple of weeks of college stress I medically needed a night out. 
Clubs, hip-hop music, Jack Daniel's - it's all a painful blur...
If anyone has any decent hangover cures I would be very grateful.
I woke up this morning and almost collapsed in shock when I looked in the mirror. A TATTOO!?!? What the fu...
It turned out to be the name 'Clare' and a mobile number scrawled onto my left boob with a marker pen - no idea who she is, what she looks like or how it got there.
Should probably ring her later and find out lol.
Anyway, hangover cures or humorous drunk musings - fire away!
The last track I remember the DJ playing:
Clubs, hip-hop music, Jack Daniel's - it's all a painful blur...
If anyone has any decent hangover cures I would be very grateful.
I woke up this morning and almost collapsed in shock when I looked in the mirror. A TATTOO!?!? What the fu...
It turned out to be the name 'Clare' and a mobile number scrawled onto my left boob with a marker pen - no idea who she is, what she looks like or how it got there.
Should probably ring her later and find out lol.
Anyway, hangover cures or humorous drunk musings - fire away!
The last track I remember the DJ playing:
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by principessa
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst27829_Formatting-Dialogue.aspx
A lot of people struggle with formatting and punctuation of dialogue. The above link will take you to a primer on the subject that will answer all of your questions and provide examples of how to do this correctly.
This is the form that we want to see in all stories on Lush.
This is an excellent guide by the way.
Helped me considerably the first time. Well worth a read.