Quote by nicola
Time short? Rather read a story later on your kindle formatted properly, instead of in a web browser?
Well now you can!
At the bottom of each story, there's a new button.
Please give it a try if you own a Kindle, and let us know of any issues.
I can confirm it works in Chrome and Firefox. In IE9, the button does nothing when clicked (but my IE install may be corrupt, it does funny things).
Quote by clum
I looked into the difference between British English and American English a little. From what I can tell, almost all of the differences are to do with vocabulary, with a few related to punctuation.
Sure, Brits might turn a phrase a bit differently from a Yank, and the colonials have their own way of saying certains things, too. However, English is still English the world over and if it doesn't make sense in American English then you can bet your sweet ass it doesn't make sense in British English either.
Quote by gav
I have just applied some fixes that shall hopefully mitigate the infamous 2:00am Lush crash.
I am that confident on this one I am willing to bet my left nut.
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In our Friends Activity feed, could there be a way to let us know when someone has updated their profile in some way?
Quote by Fifty Shades Generator
The slamming makes me flood my flange custard all over his love lollipop. The unrelenting orgasms from his ample cock thrusting my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his chubstep made my clunge gunge weep like a George Foreman grill. There was cock custard leaching from his chubstep and I was wetter than a waterfall. We were ready for more. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week.
Quote by Fifty Shades Generator
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wand shoved deeper into my fart valve. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still flowing. I thought it was over but his womb raider had other ideas. The sight of his balony pony made my clunge gunge leach like a broken fridge freezer. The mixture of sewer trout and magician's wax in my brown eye created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm basically self-lubricating.
If I'm playing with an anal toy or not juicy enough (rare), I'll use Jo H2O water-based lube. I like it, but I haven't really experimented with enough of a variety of lubes to really have a strong opinion on brands etc. Overall, I do prefer water-based though.
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Quote by Buz
Damn! I can't have a big screen HDTV? That hurts...it's March Madness, ie. The Big Dance, I'd miss the Sweet Sixteen, Final, 8, the Final Four, the National Championship of College Basketball.
Okay....
1. A solar powered refrigerator filled with ice cold beer.
2. A frisbee & frisbee dog.
3. A surf board.
4. Lots of steaks to grill.
5. My wife naked with no clothes whatsoever...except for maybe a few color combinations of garter - thigh stockings sets!
Oh can I add something to wash the sand out of our butt cracks? Having sex on the beach does have its draw backs, I know from experience. I guess we could use the ocean.
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Yay, someone volunteering to write us a second CSS!
A second (or more) CSS would be nice. It would be time consuming to do though, all those rounded corners under the header image, for the buttons etc, would need fixing up. Headers would need changing to suit the dark background, and all the rest of it.
What do you do when you want to look at sites like Facebook and Youtube for a while? I've resorted to sunglasses in the past!
I'm not sure we want to go that route, did you see how profiles on myspace ended up? It was one of the reasons that site tanked, pages ended up looking garish and like garbage.
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How can I go about finding women to go down on? I want to practice my oral technique and nothing else. I don't want to fuck them or get oral (Believe it or not, I don't like blowjobs).
I really love eating pussy. I am a 43yo White man. I am not a bad looking guy. How do I find women for this and how do I broach the subject in a way that will get results (and not getting smacked in the mouth)?
