Quote by Mazza
Bear in mind that you can also PM the verifier who sent the message, if you're still not exactly sure what to do next. The mods are a generally friendly bunch!

Have a friend, who can be objective, read your story over for you.

One of the best tips I ever received was to sit and read your story aloud - Things which may not be immediately obvious will become much much clearer, especially punctuation.

It is worth taking the extra time to do these things and to read the forum threads listed above - your story will do much better once it's published.

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We have added the option (via account settings), for everyone to be able to upload their own videos.

This feature is for you to upload your amateur videos (x-rated or otherwise).

Please do not post any content that you do not own the copyright to.

You need to add a title and tags to each, so the videos can be classified. We will be introducing a video gallery later in the year, so it's important the videos are labelled correctly.

Enjoy!

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Yeah, I agree with Doll, Jeff, Xuani, and the others who don't think it's a good idea...

I mean, do I really want someone knowing I visited their page 210 times in the last month? I think not...

Quote by nicola
We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!

Quote by nicola
You can read a preview on Amazon. You can skim a book in a bookshop.

Making a poor purchasing decision is your fault. Asking for a refund, is pretty pathetic if you ask me.

I can read a book in a day, the 7 day refund ruling as it stands, is hopeless.

Quote by clum
I think you should be a bit more open to male authors. We have some fantastic ones on this site and you're really missing out on some great stories if you rule them out immediately.

To name a few: Buz; Frank_Lee; Jaymal; Milik_the_Red; DLizze; MatthewVett.

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IE?

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Time short? Rather read a story later on your kindle formatted properly, instead of in a web browser?

Well now you can!

At the bottom of each story, there's a new button.

Please give it a try if you own a Kindle, and let us know of any issues.

I can confirm it works in Chrome and Firefox. In IE9, the button does nothing when clicked (but my IE install may be corrupt, it does funny things).

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I have one story at nearly 27,000 views. Judging by its current trajectory, I should get my Famous Story badge in about 4–5 years.

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I looked into the difference between British English and American English a little. From what I can tell, almost all of the differences are to do with vocabulary, with a few related to punctuation.

Sure, Brits might turn a phrase a bit differently from a Yank, and the colonials have their own way of saying certains things, too. However, English is still English the world over and if it doesn't make sense in American English then you can bet your sweet ass it doesn't make sense in British English either.

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I have just applied some fixes that shall hopefully mitigate the infamous 2:00am Lush crash.

I am that confident on this one I am willing to bet my left nut.

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Who's knickin' my buttons sans permission???

Quote by clum
In our Friends Activity feed, could there be a way to let us know when someone has updated their profile in some way?

Quote by Fifty Shades Generator
The slamming makes me flood my flange custard all over his love lollipop. The unrelenting orgasms from his ample cock thrusting my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his chubstep made my clunge gunge weep like a George Foreman grill. There was cock custard leaching from his chubstep and I was wetter than a waterfall. We were ready for more. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week.

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Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wand shoved deeper into my fart valve. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still flowing. I thought it was over but his womb raider had other ideas. The sight of his balony pony made my clunge gunge leach like a broken fridge freezer. The mixture of sewer trout and magician's wax in my brown eye created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.