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Quote by naughtyannie
I have one story with over 30,000 views - and it's not an " " story, so I think we agreed that counts double, right? ;)

But it does have the magic word "Schoolgirl" in the title, so that probably helped.

I must admit that (being a bit of an attention whore) I noticed that stories got a lot of reads, and deliberately wrote one just to see if I could get lots too. Of course, it didn't do as well as those of other writers, and a couple of my regular readers commented that it wasn't up to my usual standard. So I learnt a lesson from that - just write what you enjoy, and hopefully others will sense your sincerity and enjoy them too.

But I must admit I do still check my stats...so I'm not totally cured sad


Giving away trade secrets Annie?
Thinking about it, that is a magic word...
giggles
Quote by clum
I enjoyed this collection. Very clever.

EDIT: Why were you reading the Daily Mail?


Ha ha! Trust you.
As you asked, I wasn't.
I saw the Daily Mail link from another website.
I'm a big fan of Iain Banks. This will be a real loss for the literary world.

Author Iain Banks has revealed that he has late stage cancer and is unlikely to live for more than a year.
The Scottish writer posted a message on his official website saying his next novel The Quarry, due to be published later this year, would be his last.
The 59-year-old's novels include The Wasp Factory, The Crow Road, Complicity and the Culture series. The statement said his health problems came to light when he saw his doctor, suffering from a sore back. He was diagnosed with jaundice, before further tests established the full extent of his illness.
In the personal statement on his website, Banks said he had asked his partner Adele to marry him and was now on a short honeymoon.


Author of: The Wasp Factory

A website has been set up for friends, family and fans to leave messages of support and check on his progress: Banksophilia Website Link

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22015175
What REALLY goes on between Batman and Robin, and is Wonder Woman's body for real?
The secret lives (and love lives) of superheroes revealed in new satirical comic posters by artist Grégoire Guillemin.

Had to share this - thought it was hilarious!
Many more available from the artists website - link below.



CLICK HERE FOR THE ARTISTS WEBITE: Grégoire Guillemin Portfolio

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2302807/Gr-goire-Guillemin-posters-REALLY-goes-Batman-Robin-.html
Quote by crazydiamond
I'm all for ideas and creativity but I think completely taking it upon yourself to redecorate should be run past the boss a bit before posting it in the forum, maybe its just me, I find it disrespectful. I see the aim and the good, but come on, this is Nicola's brainchild, she's not daft.


Hi CD,
Oh, I'm sorry you feel that way. I didn't mean any disrespect at all.
Sometimes it's just easier for me to Photoshop something up as opposed to explaining it in words.
That way it tends to avoid the inevitable:

- How big were you thinking?
- Where would it go exactly?
- What would it look like?
- ecetera…

It is more of an aid for everyone else than anything; to allow people to visualise what it is exactly that I had in mind.
That way, perhaps it's easier to garner a better consensus of general opinion?
I'm sure Nicola knows I'm only trying to be helpful - she's a big girl and can make her own mind up.

Quote by shylass
I think it's a good idea for the competition links to be more prominent, generally, but I don't like the extra banner, sorry. Incorporate it into the site topmost banner on a slow roll if you needed to, maybe?

Maybe cut the amount of featured members in half, speed up the feature time, and use the rest of the space for site ads? I like the book ads as they are, as it's always the first thing that draws my eyes on the home page. I don't know why. Maybe one eye has a lazy drift and takes the other one there with it.


That's fine
It was only a suggestion to see what everyone else thought.
I wasn't actually aware of any front page notifications for things like the competition so this seemed like a good idea at the time.
I like the idea of sharing the 'featured members' banner actually - good shout!
All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
Not bad smile
As DD said, creative! I've not seen any others that are similar.
Although, how about a handful of Jelly Babies instead? Yum!
Every good Sub deserve a treat right?
Joking. I like it, I prefer it to the countless 'headless hunk' shots. It differentiates you in a good way.
Quote by Mazza
Bear in mind that you can also PM the verifier who sent the message, if you're still not exactly sure what to do next. The mods are a generally friendly bunch!

Have a friend, who can be objective, read your story over for you.

One of the best tips I ever received was to sit and read your story aloud - Things which may not be immediately obvious will become much much clearer, especially punctuation.

It is worth taking the extra time to do these things and to read the forum threads listed above - your story will do much better once it's published.


Anyone else find themselves doing this in different accents?
No? Just me...

Scouse and Welsh are hilarious
Excellent post!

I particularly like the Dialogue Formatting guide by Clum and Principessa - it is an excellent resource.
So, here we go...

I've spoken to a few people recently who had no idea that there is a current competition running for April.
It is posted in the forums I know, but these individuals are not regular forum dwellers like some
What are your thoughts on a new banner section for the front page for site announcements?
It could be used for:

** Competitions: The launch of new ones, winner declarations etc.
** Lush Publishing announcements
** Anything else Nicola and the team think noteworthy

Couple of examples for you:





Quick site mock-up:



If I don't put my raging creativity to use with new ideas, God only know what mischief I'd get up to!
The devil makes work for idle hands.

Your thoughts?
Quote by nicola
We have added the option (via account settings), for everyone to be able to upload their own videos.

This feature is for you to upload your amateur videos (x-rated or otherwise).

Please do not post any content that you do not own the copyright to.

You need to add a title and tags to each, so the videos can be classified. We will be introducing a video gallery later in the year, so it's important the videos are labelled correctly.

Enjoy!



Great idea! smile
This should be interesting...
Quote by DirtyMartini


Yeah, I agree with Doll, Jeff, Xuani, and the others who don't think it's a good idea...

I mean, do I really want someone knowing I visited their page 210 times in the last month? I think not...


210? Do tell... smile

I'll throw my opinion in also, I can't see this being of any great benefit to the site to be honest.
Can see it causing more problems than anything else.
As also mentioned though, a Gold Perk - why not? One more reason to splash the cash.
I do a lot of running - this is as much a meditation as it is a workout. To slip your earphones in, lace up your trainers and just hit the asphalt...
I go to the gym regularly and also like to swim.
More importantly, eating right.
Quote by nicola
We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!


Oh, don't tease

Lizzy in charge? Chaos ensues!

Quote by nicola
You can read a preview on Amazon. You can skim a book in a bookshop.

Making a poor purchasing decision is your fault. Asking for a refund, is pretty pathetic if you ask me.

I can read a book in a day, the 7 day refund ruling as it stands, is hopeless.


Here here!
Couldn't agree more.
I like a lot of the 'old school' comedies as opposed to some of the newer stuff.
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder were amazing! So:

Hear no evil, see no evil
Stir Crazy


The earlier Eddie Murphy stuff was superb:

Coming to America
Trading Places


Most of the stuff with Bill Murray!!!

Recent stuff would be:

Anchorman
Ted
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz

The list is endless...
Off the booze for a bit. On to Pink Grapefruit Juice.

At the moment, I would have to say Faye Reagan.

Pleasure is Sunday morning pandiculation
Cocks flaccidity caused unfortunate cachinnation
Quote by clum
I think you should be a bit more open to male authors. We have some fantastic ones on this site and you're really missing out on some great stories if you rule them out immediately.

To name a few: Buz; Frank_Lee; Jaymal; Milik_the_Red; DLizze; MatthewVett.


Rock n' Roll!
Quote by nicola
IE?


I'm on a Mac but use XP on a virtual machine.
Tested in IE8 and it worked fine.