Go with whatever will capture your reader's imagination. Or make them giggle.
The golden brown hue of her sun-kissed skin reminded me of the shortcrust pastry of a Melton Mowbray pork pie. She looked delicious.
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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
0 miles · England
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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Ping
Liz did a fantastic job with it. I love it... for the rest of the comp it’ll be up.
If I knew how to do it, I’d like a lovely pink glass butt plug pic with M.E.G.A. engraved on the circular stop. I’d post it on, ahem, many, many profiles to help get the 19 more votes the story needs to reach 100.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by sprite
Font bigot!
Some coloured texts can make reading more difficult for people with learning difficulties such as Dyslexia. Additionally, Serif typefaces have hooks at the ends of the letter strokes which although they may look decorative, can also cause reading problems because they tend to obscure the shapes of letters, making the letters run together. That's why Lush only uses an evenly spaced Sans-serif font.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Ping
It was a M.E.G.A. hit.
I met a notorious bunny once. Well, more of a Playboy bunny really. Actually, she was just a slut with a Playboy bunny tattoo.
Get your act together, Ping. If you haven't started with some competition merchandise by now you're going to fall behind.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Mysteria27
110 votes in....Last vote was from a troll. They gave either a 1-3. Such jealousy. Nicola will remove all the low balls. It's really just a waste.
Quote by Mysteria27
If you're the kind of voter who gives one's or two's and are trying to be mean....They will be removed anyway.
I think there's probably a bit of confusion around Nicola's post-competition results process. Removing all of an entry's scores of one or two would basically invalidate the results because it would be saying that no story entered is 'poor' or 'fair' in any reader's estimation. When she says that she filters out 'troll' scores, she means instances such as competition entrants marking down other stories to try to sway the results in their favour or brand new Lush accounts which 1-bomb every comp entry.
I see no reason for any other 'low ball' scores to be removed.
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Quote by DarkSide
And mine please liz, I do need those extra couple of votes. I would really appreciate it. I know that 150 votes already should be enough, but these guys could catch me up if I slacken off now.
After your blatant lie in the forum about me having a word with Theresa May on your behalf?
Pfft.
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Quote by weirdo
Hi. Yeah, I've tried MEGA. Unfortunately, one big problem with it is you can't create a BBCode for all videos you upload that you wanna embed on your own site. You can only create a BBCode for each individual video, which sucks. Also, I like being able to upload a custom splash image for a video. MEGA forces you to choose a frame from the video itself for your splash image. But the biggest problem is not being able to create a BBCode. My site doesn't allow HTML, ya see. It's a security risk to the software.
What software are you using for your site? If you're creating BBCodes can I assume you're running some sort of forum software like PHPBB?
the wamin can get..........ah...........somethin 
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Quote by Green_Man
Thanks, Liz. I love my little art collection. Somehow the latest one is still the little blue question mark. Maybe it will turn into a butterfly sometime later today.
It should be there now. You might need to 'hard refresh' on your profile page. Depending on your browser, it's usually something like holding down the control key when you hit the refresh button.
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