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Liz

Over 90 days ago

Lesbian Female, 31

0 miles · England

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16 Nov 2018

Quote by frecklearms72
Hi!!! My name is Keith. I'm 46 years old . And the main reason why I came here is to help myself with my erotic sex story writing skills and to share my stories. For a while since I started writing, I was doing let's say "underage material". But I'm trying to go legit. I have come up with some incredible ideas for stories but I'm having problems getting into the mood to write. If anyone wants to share some story ideas that they want to see me write, please PM me. I'm gonna try and do stories about college aged girls. Just have to warn you that my ideas for stories tend to be a bit dark and violent. Not sure if these types of stories are allowed on here or not. Hope to hear from some people soon.

Keith

Howdy, Keith.

Welcome to Lush! Please familiarise yourself with our acceptable story content rules before submitting anything. It would be a shame to waste your time writing something that we cannot publish.

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst38938_Simplified-Acceptable-Content-Guide.aspx

Liz

6 Nov 2018

Is that even a thing? What's the female version, no diddle December? No finger February?

29 Oct 2018

Quote by Jen
Knowing Hannah (and if you don't know her by now then where on earth have you been?) she typed this out one handed, half asleep, as an afterthought to something.

What was she doing with the other hand? biggrin

biggrin

Congrats, H! You're super awesome.

L x

27 Oct 2018

Quote by Sirene_Jaune
Hey everyone,

A few days ago I submitted a story and it hasn't as yet been published on here. I know it takes on average 24 to 48 hours to be published, however it has been a few days now and I see other stories have been published.

Anyone else waiting?

Hi,

There is no story currently in the queue that was submitted by you. If you take a look at your stories list here it will show the current status of all of your works including those still to be verified:

https://www.lushstories.com/membership/my-stories.aspx

This would suggest that there was an issue during your submission and I'm afraid you will have to send it in again. There are about twenty stories in the mod queue at the moment so it shouldn't take too long to get it looked at.

24 Oct 2018

Huge congratulations to LYFBUZ for not only your first competition win and first EP award, but also writing a really fantastic story. It was my favourite entry and I'm glad it took first place.

I also take my hat off to WannabeWordsmith and TheSensualLady for nabbing the other two podium places, and the rest of the runners-up. That was some damn fine writing!

Pour Wine

Pour Wine

24 Oct 2018

Pee jokes!

Donald Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. A few hours later they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Mike? How could he do this to me? Okay, what's the worse news?"

"The handwriting is Melania's."

23 Oct 2018

Quote by DiaperWet
so what...can you explain more than only "it´s a niche fetish".

Is that not self-explanatory enough?

Niche: Adjective - denoting or relating to products, services, or interests that appeal to a small, specialised section of the population.

It's not popular because presumably, the majority of people don't fantasize about peeing in diapers. Watersports would be a less specific pee fetish if you want to converse with people with similar interests or read stories with those elements. It even has its own category:

https://www.lushstories.com/watersports.aspx/46

23 Oct 2018

It's a bit of a niche fetish.

23 Oct 2018

I wanna bang a Swedish ass-model on the International Space Station Moonraker-style.

22 Oct 2018

Quote by clum
If you ain't got a rack, don't come back.

Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

22 Oct 2018

Quote by naughtyannie
She's probably deactivated her account. I believe that leaves the stories, but blocks the profile page.

This.

smile

19 Oct 2018

Quote by Magical_felix
Are you saying you didn't finish your homework for the back to school competition?

The dog ate it.

19 Oct 2018

Congratulation, John! occasion5

occasion5

17 Oct 2018

Quote by clum
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17 Oct 2018

Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
I would rather dark web the many sites that have just as good videos as Youtube on Onion, und much better search engines that ya can find more truth und factual data than Google not even aware exist.

Such as? Can you provide us some onion links to check out?

15 Oct 2018

13 Oct 2018

13 Oct 2018

Quote by sprite
Mine:

*checks Amazon to see if they actually sell eye-bleach*

3 Oct 2018

Congratulations on your Awesome award! Pour Wine

Pour Wine

2 Oct 2018

The U.K. has always seemed to me to be a particularly expensive place to live. This got me thinking, what do everyday items cost where you live compared to the rest of the world?

Here are a few examples:

Fuel (petrol/diesel) - Approx £1.30 per litre (£4.91 per U.S. gallon)
- That's $1.68 U.S dollars per litre ($6.36 per U.S. gallon)
- That's €1.46 Euros per litre (€5.51 per U.S. gallon)

Cigarettes - Approx £11.00 per 20 pack.
- That's $14.25 U.S dollars
- That's €12.35 Euros

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey - £26.00 for 1L bottle
- That's $33.70 U.S. dollars
- That's €29.20 Euros

Exchange rate used: $1.2963 USD to £1 GBP
Exchange rate used: €1.1233 EURO to £1 GBP

1 Oct 2018

I have yet to sample an energy drink that does not resemble what I would assume radioactive horse piss tastes like. And the names!

"Do you want a coffee, sweetie?"

"No thanks, sugarplum. I'll grab a can of Pussy on the way to work."

30 Sep 2018

bump

Couple of weeks left to get a story entered for this competition!

21 Sep 2018

Congratulations, Mr. B! Pour Wine

Pour Wine

17 Sep 2018

Frank's stories are like literary vibrators. love7

love7

14 Sep 2018

13 Sep 2018

Jellyfish shots for everyone! drunken

drunken

12 Sep 2018

Quote by sprite
Just don't touch my throne and you'll be fine.2kQsATL6d7vp6oCB

*tries to inconspicuously clean off Sharpie graffiti on the back*

12 Sep 2018

Quote by LYFBUZ
Adorable kitty too.

All the girls say so.

Sprite: "Elizabeth, behave."

Embarassed

Embarassed

Any of you guys try a cement mixer? You take a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a sip of fresh lime juice and swirl it around in your mouth. The acidic lime juice causes the Bailey's to curdle but it doesn't taste sour. It turns really thick and viscous, sticking to your teeth like cement (hence the name).

12 Sep 2018

Quote by curvygalore
Hello Liz and Hannah and Lesley. Not sure if we have the right equipment for a smoothie here, Liz (or a mojito!) But I'll even clean Big Bertha out so we can have fresh coffee instead of sludge. Howzat?

Sounds good! Hit me up, I'm firsty.

12 Sep 2018