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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Quote by seeker4
Oh, come on, Liz. Where's your sense of fun? We should have strung the poor guy along for bit, first.kF7NQDlyLzdGj2YP


I'm making my extra special winter hot chocolates with toasted marshmallows.

Who would like one? smile

Quote by nicola
Anyone else having one of "those" kind of weeks?


When you told me you were having a 'bloody mary' kind of a morning I didn't think you were being literal, lol.

I think the easiest fix would be a change to the story submission screen. Have two drop-down lists at the bottom for selecting the 'previous' and 'next' story links. Obviously, a story that is part one of a series would not require an author to set a 'previous' link.

Doing it this way has one major advantage: It allows you to manually set these links however you wish so that you could link to previous or follow-on stories for repeat characters which aren't necessarily part of the same series.

The existing option is somewhat confusing.

Edit: Quick mock-up.

Quote by MrDucky
yes they are, ciabatta. some use pictures of their dicks i use my bread.


Nice.

What does bread do after it's done baking? Loaf around.

Quote by MrDucky
Not quite sure if i just have boob envy or if I more identify as a woman, back when i was younger I would dress up in women's clothes and feel good, comfortable and sexy. I haven't done so since leaving uni, where I enjoyed a few outings in girl mode. On the whole I have been keeping the female me alive via my writing but its a thought that comes back to me often. any thoughts?


My dad has a friend called Geoff. He's about 6 foot 4 and plays rugby; big burly chap. About a year ago whilst they were out having a drink one evening he turned to my dad and said, "I'm thinking of becoming a woman."

My dad replied, "I'm not sure where you'll find shoes to fit but you go for it, son."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do what makes you happy.

(Are those loaves of bread in your avatar?)
Quote by frecklearms72
Hi!!! My name is Keith. I'm 46 years old . And the main reason why I came here is to help myself with my erotic sex story writing skills and to share my stories. For a while since I started writing, I was doing let's say "underage material". But I'm trying to go legit. I have come up with some incredible ideas for stories but I'm having problems getting into the mood to write. If anyone wants to share some story ideas that they want to see me write, please PM me. I'm gonna try and do stories about college aged girls. Just have to warn you that my ideas for stories tend to be a bit dark and violent. Not sure if these types of stories are allowed on here or not. Hope to hear from some people soon.

Keith


Howdy, Keith.

Welcome to Lush! Please familiarise yourself with our acceptable story content rules before submitting anything. It would be a shame to waste your time writing something that we cannot publish.

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst38938_Simplified-Acceptable-Content-Guide.aspx

Liz
Is that even a thing? What's the female version, no diddle December? No finger February?
Quote by Jen
Knowing Hannah (and if you don't know her by now then where on earth have you been?) she typed this out one handed, half asleep, as an afterthought to something.


What was she doing with the other hand? biggrin

Congrats, H! You're super awesome.

L x
Quote by Sirene_Jaune
Hey everyone,

A few days ago I submitted a story and it hasn't as yet been published on here. I know it takes on average 24 to 48 hours to be published, however it has been a few days now and I see other stories have been published.

Anyone else waiting?


Hi,

There is no story currently in the queue that was submitted by you. If you take a look at your stories list here it will show the current status of all of your works including those still to be verified:

https://www.lushstories.com/membership/my-stories.aspx

This would suggest that there was an issue during your submission and I'm afraid you will have to send it in again. There are about twenty stories in the mod queue at the moment so it shouldn't take too long to get it looked at.
Huge congratulations to LYFBUZ for not only your first competition win and first EP award, but also writing a really fantastic story. It was my favourite entry and I'm glad it took first place.

I also take my hat off to WannabeWordsmith and TheSensualLady for nabbing the other two podium places, and the rest of the runners-up. That was some damn fine writing!

Pee jokes!

Donald Trump was out walking on a beautiful snowy day when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. A few hours later they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Mike? How could he do this to me? Okay, what's the worse news?"

"The handwriting is Melania's."
Quote by DiaperWet
so what...can you explain more than only "it´s a niche fetish".


Is that not self-explanatory enough?

Niche: Adjective - denoting or relating to products, services, or interests that appeal to a small, specialised section of the population.

It's not popular because presumably, the majority of people don't fantasize about peeing in diapers. Watersports would be a less specific pee fetish if you want to converse with people with similar interests or read stories with those elements. It even has its own category:

https://www.lushstories.com/watersports.aspx/46
I wanna bang a Swedish ass-model on the International Space Station Moonraker-style.
Quote by clum
If you ain't got a rack, don't come back.


Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

Quote by naughtyannie
She's probably deactivated her account. I believe that leaves the stories, but blocks the profile page.


This. smile
Quote by Magical_felix
Are you saying you didn't finish your homework for the back to school competition?


The dog ate it.
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
I would rather dark web the many sites that have just as good videos as Youtube on Onion, und much better search engines that ya can find more truth und factual data than Google not even aware exist.


Such as? Can you provide us some onion links to check out?
Quote by sprite
Mine:


*checks Amazon to see if they actually sell eye-bleach*
The U.K. has always seemed to me to be a particularly expensive place to live. This got me thinking, what do everyday items cost where you live compared to the rest of the world?

Here are a few examples:

Fuel (petrol/diesel) - Approx £1.30 per litre (£4.91 per U.S. gallon)
- That's $1.68 U.S dollars per litre ($6.36 per U.S. gallon)
- That's €1.46 Euros per litre (€5.51 per U.S. gallon)

Cigarettes - Approx £11.00 per 20 pack.
- That's $14.25 U.S dollars
- That's €12.35 Euros

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey - £26.00 for 1L bottle
- That's $33.70 U.S. dollars
- That's €29.20 Euros

Exchange rate used: $1.2963 USD to £1 GBP
Exchange rate used: €1.1233 EURO to £1 GBP

I have yet to sample an energy drink that does not resemble what I would assume radioactive horse piss tastes like. And the names!

"Do you want a coffee, sweetie?"

"No thanks, sugarplum. I'll grab a can of Pussy on the way to work."